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The twist is that the bottle is actually a mimic

Monster Bottle

there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

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Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

America is just an empire that changes it’s emperor every 4 or 8 years(not counting death)

I think one of the most important reasons why the USA tends to be seen in a better light than China vis a vis human rights violations is because China makes the crucial mistake of doing more of them to its own people.

Like yeah Americans have terrible healthcare and the largest prison population in the world and an oppressive spiral of poverty but their worst offenses are mostly committed at a distance in the Middle East, South America, and previously in South East Asia. Being an American looks pretty good! It gets you further away from their human rights violations!

I hereby grant you a bachelors degree in being a board game nerd.

Today I won my first game of Catan, which means I’m a certified nerd 

That’s a

HEYA SO I MADE A LIL FLAPPY HAND EMOJI AND I LIKE IT A LOT AND ITS FREE TO USE!! GO WILD BECAUSE I SURE AM

Happy april fools day

we are trying to not let poppy out, the amount of silly is contagious and it will make him break things

Bread👍

Bread 👍

Interesting hobby