Shiri Phillips - Carnival, 2023

Censor words that don’t need to be censored to make them look like others. *uck!

Ever wondered what the Black Mesa facility would look like on a map? Here’s an amazing 3D render stitching Half-Life, Opposing Force, Blue Shift and Decay levels together.

i have faith that one day someone is going to make an anime about girls who play tabletop wargames with all the standard tropes and intensity of a high school sports anime

But they do live in the same universe according to the Pixar theory

If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters.

Scp-49 on his way to cure everyone of pestilence.

Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

I propose two new internet rules.

Rule 88:

If a fictional character is powerful enough, they have committed war crimes.

Rule 89:

If they have not, they will.

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming