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This sound to real
So I just had a weird dream
Basically a new Tales of the SMP episode came out and it had to do with the sea and a curse or something. I don't remember much but basically the episode happened and we were introduced to a character, that had red hair and green eyes ( and I think was a pirate???), called Sally. After the episode came out, the fandom lost it and everyone was theorizing that "Sally" was actually Sally the Salmon.
This prompted Karl? Or maybe Dream?? (I don't remember) to make a tweet that vaguely implied that Sally was indeed Sally the Salmon. This broke the fandom even more and also caused a lot of people to start drawing fanart of Sally. Eventually, Wilbur found out about this and was mad that people were drawing Sally the Salmon as a pretty shape-shifting pirate lady and not an actual fish so he made a tweet stating that Sally was indeed just a normal salmon and that his character did indeed fuck a fish and to just ignore whatever Karl or Dream were saying. His tweet got mainly ignored by the fandom because we were tired of his cursed shit and because he technically wasn't the main writer anymore so we didn't have to listen to him.
However, his tweet made a couple fans agree with him and call the rest of the fandom "cowards" and "pussies" for not accepting the cursed lore. This lead to like a massive fandom war where some artists basically drew extremely cursed art of Sally the Salmon as an actual fish while other artists tried to combat this while drawing Sally the Salmon as a beautiful badass shape-shifting pirate lady. This caused the words "WILBUR FUCKED A FISH" "SALLY IS A SALMON" "SALLY IS A SHAPESHIFTER" to go Trending on Twitter which lead to Twitter Description Guy snapping and having a villain arc by insulting the fandom and how shit his work is and then rambling about his failed marriage?? and crippling alcohol addiction??? in the Twitter Trending Description
After that I woke up :|
BEST DREAM EVER
he wont turn it down
TStweet 02/06/21 :
https://clairepurslow.github.io/generator/ (aesthetic generator)
Thomas: flower abomination
Roman: glam trash
Patton: sweet core
Logan: star band geek
Virgil: hot topic pride
Janus: mom witch
Remus: disease garbage
Picani anime hippie
Sleep: starbucks spirit
happy pride month specifically to skeppy punz and tommy who didn’t proofread their pride tweets in the slightest and made it sound like they were all coming out
mumza lore mumza lore
add a little bit of ~spice~
here's philza minecraft seeing the love of his life mother to his child for the first time in a long time (with mandatory angst for the soul)
It threw him off at first. It was a relatively normal night after Wilbur retired to bed but seeing the black veil of death shadowing his front yard was... unexpected.
Kristin always liked to make it dramatic, let him know she was coming. She'd open her own pockets of the universe just for the two of them, just for the night.
(she couldn't ever stay long, he loves her but would never forgive himself if she got in trouble over him)
When Ranboo started asking questions he tried his best to act oblivious but he was just so excited that he couldn't help but let a few things slip. Luckily, Ranboo has plenty of other things on his mind at all times and Phil stalled long enough for Ranboo to leave so he could get out there.
He ran as fast as his feet could carry him, even getting a little lift on his good wing before coming to a halt right at the fence line.
What would she say? What would he say? Does he look okay? Did he shave? Should he have brushed his teeth?
There wasn't enough time for all of those questions though because as more and more crows came out of the woodworks screeching incomprehensibly, Phil was tackled by a rush of cool breeze, long brown hair, and feathers.
He only got a glimpse but if he could describe Her he'd only have one word:
everything
Her eyes held every star in the sky, She smelled like every flower in the forest, Her laugh sounded like every happy song he's ever heard.
and She was gone.
He hoped and prayed to every god that would listen for just one more minute .
(it never worked in the past, but that's never stopped him from trying before)
He looked behind every tree, under every leaf cover getting only small glimpses at a time.
He was getting further and further from the cabins when he got to the top of the trees, taking a bird's-eye view when he saw her again.
Over the horizon the sun was rising and the cabins were bathed in soft morning light, he was a few hundred blocks away but he's never seen Her more clearly in his life
"Kristin," it's barely a whisper but he would scream if he could
She's standing over Wilbur's bed smiling softly, lovingly, gently
(for a moment Phil panics, wonders if she's come back to return Wilbur to the afterlife)
She plants a kiss to Wilbur's head and cards a hand through his hair before disappearing again
(Phil can hope all he wants, but he knows he won't see her for a while
he wonders if Wilbur will remember anything when he wakes up.)
He already misses Her.
His shoulders feel a little heavier, the emptiness in his chest a little bigger, but he knows he should be grateful.
He trudges home through the snow, watching the last of the stars fade out in the morning light and prays to every god he knows for just one more moment.
(he knows it won't work, it never has in the past.)
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD
all "kristen is death on the dsmp" aus/theories become so much funnier where you imagine her in her mc skin instead of any of the really cool designs fanartists give her.
like. oh my god, its her, the god of death.
*WAR FLASHBACK*
people saying cc!wilbur won't make sootcest canon and we therefore shouldn't be afraid of it as if this clip doesn't exist
AND THIS IS FOUR (4) GREY PIXELS WERE TALKING ABOUT FOR ALIVEBUR.
THERE ARE MANY MORE GREY PIXELS ON GHOSTBUR.
SO, WE SHOULDN'T BE SCARED.
IN FACT MY DEAR, WE SHOULD BE FUCKING TERRIFIED.
OH FUCK
There is a tiny possibility of Wilbur wanting to fuck Charlie and that possibility scares me.
HIPPTY HOPPTY
GET OUT OF MY PROPOERTY
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
I was thingthinking about this since lovejoy release the EP.
feel like we should send lovejoy to eurovision next year and utilise the power of myct stans to finally give the uk a win
ranboo knows about psmp, wilbur wants to read passerine, at least 4 ccs are active tumblr users, tommy regularly mocks twitter in front of 200k+ viewers, dream team read heat waves on call together, sadist has a youtooz, ranboo was a fan just six months ago, sapnap tweeted “dreamnap 😍” yesterday and none of us batted an eye. why are we in a fandom where at any moment the powers that be could turn the corner and brain us with baseball bats. why is the line between cc and fan so blurry. i’m going to therapy
Miftboss my beloved
You know what? I'll say it
I'm a Milfboss simp and u guys are sleeping on her. I know everyone saw the post that proves my point but I can't stay silent
The eletric chair scene is BRUTAL ik but Milfboss out there??? Trying to get in and stop it from happening??? Her screams while begging for Penisunavailable not pull the lever?? She just wanted her friends back, she wanted her life before it all turn to hell
ok srsly tho can of y'all tell me why the fuck c!wilbur called c!quackity his kinsman in such an overly tender tone 🤨 can y'all tell me why he put such emphasis on those words what the hell is going on here
3am: Eurovision and George was live.
So I pick Eurovision. so its 5am when it ended so i check George stream and I lucky I pick Eurovision. In George's stream, he kinda prank the dsmp fans by him fakeing lore.
Introducing my mcc team idea
Connected
Added two new ones :)
MR. SMAJOR JUST SAID "LET ME ADD THE WHOLE DSMP FAMILY TREE AND ALSO JACK MANIFOLD"
it was a train station
some gifts for the tungle
THE EP IS OUT
alivebur: *exists*
former gifted kids who crave validation and lie to their parents about their failures so they can feel better about themselves and to remind themselves that somewhere out there someone is still proud of them and loves them wholeheartedly: YOOOOOOOO
c!Wilbur really rocking with that gifted kid burnout type beat huh?
(Not Canon btw just very self indulgent as always)
I don't know how to explain how lowkey satisfying it is for Wilbur to be an unreliable narrator to his father.
He was mentally so down the rabbit hole of delusions, and pain that he just didn't want to come to terms with his own father about what happened.
It just feels so relatable ya know? Not telling family about stuff you did wrong because you're so upset about the outcomes can be so personal. Maybe its from somewhat personal experience? I have no idea. But what I do know, is that:
Wilbur did NOT lie to Philza about what happened out of malice, he did it because he didn't want to disappoint his father.
this bad boy can fit so much bad coping in him
heck, i lie alot to my mom and dad, cause thinking of your parents and you want them to be proud. you gonna start lying so they'll be proud even tho you're shit. so C!Wilbur lie is not a bad thing is just he want C!Phil to be proud of him. one line made belive it is ”I miss Philza, I hope his proud of me“ like man he’s relatable
all the people who are mad or think wilbur lied to phil for fun have clearly never been ‘gifted kid’ perfectionists suddenly faced with the inability to cope with failure and feeling deeply embarrassed and unable to tell the people around you or reach out for help oh wait maybe this is why I find c!wilbur so relatable
it'd be really funny if c!wilbur didn't really do anything malicious, he just heads out and vibes and rediscovers life while everyone around him sulks and monologues about how they're afraid of him while c!wilbur is actually just chilling