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4 years ago

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TAKING ABOUT WHEN I FUCKING FIND OUT ABOUT WILBUR PLAYS COMPETITIVE SOLITAIRE FOR 9 YEARS!!!!!

i want them to revive wilbur “has been playing competitive solitaire for roughly 8 years” soot to be in quackitys vegas arc SO BAD

4 years ago

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

4 years ago
25?!?!!??!?!

25?!?!!??!?!

JARED???????

4 years ago

Just finish the game

imma post like the ending and shit

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4 years ago

I was today years old that

I found this

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a minecraft dating sim! and I.....

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get it wish me luck lol

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where we go AAFDSGFSFGSGNAFDGSD


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4 years ago

AAAAAA

GHOSTBUR MY BABY!!!! HE'S BACK

IMMA HYPE


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4 years ago

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN dsmp /rp

PUFFY HAS ACCESS ON TWICH GHOSTBUR HAS ACCESS ON TWICH

WHO’S NEXT?!?!?! 

what the fuck is going on the server?  


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4 years ago

Shit that I miss about the lore /rp

Tommy is now free from jail

Jack is mad

Tubbo is just following him

Ranbo might kill Dream

Niki didn’t give a fuck about Tommy

Connor know something about Karl 

Tommy finally gonna go to Therapy 

Niki had a city with no government

Fundy make a prank over Ranboo and Technoblade (They remove it as of now)

Foolish is a god

something happened to Hanna (her skin turn from red to white/house goes to pink? to grey)

Tommy want to kill Dream

Puffy is a Mom to Michele

Tubbo and Ranboo Divorce Arc no.4????


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4 years ago

when you get this, please reply five things that make you happy and send this to the last ten people in your notifications 🌱

listen to music, making artworks, reading, watching anything, hang out with some friends

4 years ago

What if......

c!ghostbur was c!dreams first resurrection attempt however he failed and instead of bringing c!wilbur back to life he only got the little good in c!wilbur that still existed-personified into c!ghostbur. this is explains why c!wilbur would be more evil than usual and why he upset c!tommy so much. so if c!villbur ever gets resurrected we need to find c!ghostbur who probably wonders around somewhere on the smp and like fuse him with c!villbur so that he won’t go absolutely apeshit


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4 years ago

HEY ANGST HERE

Imagine like if c!Dream revives c!Wilbur instead of going crazy like everyone thought, c!Wilbur is just like completely oriented on being a good dad for c!Fundy. 

I would cry, Let c!Fundy had a dad pls. 


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4 years ago

while ago is chaos, anyways

Michelle and Michael my Beloved 

c!Puffy is a mom now and c!Ranboo is protective over Michael, while Michelle life is really on edge.    


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4 years ago

School suck lol (update about my insta)

So anyway I can't watch all of the streams cause of time zones. but I always watch it after class only a small bit of it, this week is different in school we had a even for senior high school student (SHS) like me.

So I might be busy and didn't post. I might post fanart here and in Instagram. and on the summer I might release my own comic, i don't know where to post it.

As you know me on instagram. i always post weekly but it stop on December. I might repost it here and all. and I not gonna use twitter, sorry it's full of drama. and yah.


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4 years ago

lol when I saw it on techno is just yelled “WILBUR!!!”

“he’s [the fox] eating sand”

philza’s immediate groans let me know EXACTLY what that man is thinking

4 years ago

Techno is gonna be live at 3am here

WHO EVEN NEEDS SLEEP!!!! NOT ME

youtube.com/watch?v=VDCYC-4Yy3c


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4 years ago

Hey remember that part

Dream: Wilbur is one of the smartest person on the server 

Meanwhile Wilbur spends 9 afterlife years in competitive solitaire


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4 years ago

in the afterlife

Wilbur Soot : Playing Competitive Solitaire / Studied The Fabric of The Universe 

JSchatt : Landlord of Land in The Overworld / Drunk 

Mexican Dream : Just There

Tommyinnit : Only There for 2 Days Months


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4 years ago

just finish watching the tales from the smp

all I have to say is 

ash and zachary my beloveds


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4 years ago

I just came back from class and

Tommy is back, Schlatt is just sleeping in hell, hell is full of drugs and alcohol, Dream want to bring back Wilbur, and Tales From the SMP is live!!!!!


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4 years ago

Just woke up to see this

On youtube at my recommendation

WOW! GOOD MORNING YOUTUBE!!!


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4 years ago

sooo time zones is so fuck up

So Tales From The SMP, huh 

Haunted House, huh

New people joining, huh 

probably at night in Karl’s time, huh

I had school at that time, more reason to hate time zones.


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4 years ago

I forgot to watch Ranboo stream

okay I was on Puffy stream the whole time. so when it’s over i check and i watch one part of it (it’s Sam and Ranboo talk) Sam said 

after dream killed tommy he just laughed. he was laughing

What the fuck?!?!? thinking about it it’s scary AF! 


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4 years ago

THERE'S A WAY TO REMOVE THE EGG!

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLUSHITHOPUSYIT SIDJSIDJWOXIWJSOSHR

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLUSHITHOPUSYIT SIDJSIDJWOXIWJSOSHR

4 years ago

dream is not going to revive tommy, wilbur is kicking tommy's ass out of the afterlife the moment he sees him. he's not dealing with this today and cain instinct has never been kicking in this much before

4 years ago
“See You Soon, Wilbur.”
“See You Soon, Wilbur.”
“See You Soon, Wilbur.”
“See You Soon, Wilbur.”
“See You Soon, Wilbur.”
“See You Soon, Wilbur.”

“See you soon, Wilbur.”

4 years ago

I just woke up

I went to twich and saw tommy was live awhile ago so I watch .......

AND HE'S DEAD! WTF

imma cry now


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4 years ago

Eret talking about c!Eret on twitter

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4 years ago

you mother facker 

Orpheus, The Lover Boy
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Orpheus, the lover boy

4 years ago

Secret Princes Wilbur and Tommy AU

the sleepy bois are the ruling family of the antarctic empire, which is one of the largest and strongest kingdoms in the world

it goes king phil, crown prince technoblade, and princes wilbur and tommy

the royal family has a tradition where, in order to connect with their people and learn other cultures, each member of the royal family will leave to travel the world at age 15 with one or two trusted people. when tommy turns 15 he leaves with wilbur

the point of this journey is that no one knows theyre the princes, so they just dont tell anybody and like walk or ride horseback everywhere.

they send a letter home at least once a week to let their family know theyre safe and where they are.

they pick up tubbo somewhere along the way and he & tommy become best friends and he travels with them

they dont tell him anything for a while but once theyre sure they can trust him they do

he figured it out a long ass time ago tho lmao

so they travel as a trio for a while

shortly after tommy turns 16 they come upon the lands of the dream smp

they send a letter back to phil saying theyre gonna stop there for a while and then continue on later

and then the letters just stopped

phil & tech get like. SUPER WORRIED bc theyve lost all contact with their family

so they decide to go there themselves and send a messenger ahead of them asking for an urgent diplomatic meeting.

(meanwhile wilbur decided Hey Drugs Are Nice Actually and started a revolution bc he wanted to sell them and just,,,,, forgot,,,,,, about sending letters back home)

by the time phil & techcno got worried enough to go find them the whole election had gone down so theyre exiled and in pogtopia when they get there

the people who show up to the meeting are dream, eret (since theyre technically King), and schlatt and his cabinet (george quackity and tubbo)

phil calls the meeting to order and tells them that his eldest and youngest sons had gone on their Journey and that the last theyd been heard from was in this area, so “If anyone has heard anything about my sons, Princes Wilbur and Tommy, please, we haven’t heard from them in months.”

chaos ensues

tubbo just spends this whole meeting holding back laughter bc this is honestly so funny to him

dreams like “oh fuck i SHOT the prince of the antarctic empire”

schlatt is trying to think of ways to turn this in his favor

tubbo pipes up “hi mr king philza i know where they are! i’m tubbo!”

and phil lights up like “oh tubbo! my sons have told me so much about you!”

(quack george & eret are just sitting in shocked silence the whole time)

so the meeting comes to an end and tubbo offers to go get the two missing princes while everyone else waits in manburg

so word got out that the king and crown prince of the antarctic empire were paying the smp a visit and so theyve attracted a bit of a crowd

(its basically everyone who wasnt in the meeting)

everyone who was there is still kinda in shock so no one says anything

phil & techno (but mostly phil bc “oh no social situations”) talk to the people of manburg while waiting on tubbo and phil gets into a conversation with niki about whats been going down around here. he learns about all the war & election stuff from her.

meanwhile she is INCREDIBLY curious about why theyre here and no ones said anything yet but she doesnt want to ask bc yknow. royal family & all

and then techno is rugby tackled by a flying tommy. like “teeeeEEEEEECHNOOOOOOO” B A M

everyone around them is like. horrified. bc techno being techno has a reputation for his battle prowess and bloodthirstiness so theyre like “oh god is he going to be murdered”

but no. phil just busts a gut laughing at the boys on the ground while techno complains in his typical deadpan tone

tommy starts rambling at techno and about a minute later here comes wilbur & tubbo.

they see the sheer confusion happening and tubbos like “did you not tell them??” phil: “and miss out on this? no way”

(phil can have a little chaos. as a treat)

after phil stops laughing he pries tommy off of techno and pulls both his missing boys into a hug like “oh god i was so worried you didnt write for months i didnt know if you were even alive” and they both feel so guilty and apologise and they just hug for a minute

(tommy grabs techno & drags him in too)

and when phil’s done reassuring himself that his boys are ok he does a COMPLETE 180. he grabs them both by the ear like “now whats this i hear about you starting wars in foreign countries??? i taught you better than to start shit with potential allies!!”

everyone around them is so fuckin confused. niki’s just like “uh,,,, tubbo? do you know whats going on?”

he just casually says “oh i forgot you guys didnt know! yeah tommy and wilbur are princes of the antarctic empire”

“.......WHAT”

wilbur & tommy get scolded for a solid 20 minutes while the entire population of manburg goes through the realization that these idiots are royalty. fundy & niki get over it the quickest & fundy decides to be a lil shit

(so in this au fundy isnt really wilburs son but instead he’s accidentally called wilbur dad MULTIPLE TIMES so its become a running joke between the members of the former l’manburg that fundy is his son)

so after the Scolding he walks up to wilbur like “hey DAD why dont you introduce me to my grandpa?”

wilburs like “FUNDY NO- ugh dad this is our friend fundy. he keeps calling me dad by mistake so now we call him my son as a joke”

“..... i cant believe im already a grandfather” (tommy laughs so hard he falls over again)

techno and phil can’t stay for too long after they make sure everything is okay so they stay for like a week to get to know will & tommy’s friends (and techno does a bit of Threatening @ dream & schlatt so they stop with the serious fighting shit)

they also do some ~~~~politics talk~~~~ to smooth everything over bc like. they DID start a revolution in a foreign country

tommy gets his discs back as part of it but phil immediately takes them away for the rest of the time he’s there

will & tommy decide they want to stay at least a little while longer bc they have friends there and dont want to leave quite yet. phil lets them but they have to promise not to start any more wars and schlatt decides to be smart for once and revokes the banishment so its mostly,,, well not peaceful bc this IS the dream smp but theres not any more big wars at least

and at some point everyone goes to visit the antarctic empire and see where tommy & wilbur grew up and realize how COLD it is there

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