Actual Friendly Reminders:

When I waited in anticipation, for two years, for Season 2 of The Bad Batch, never for one moment did I think it would result in my partner chanting ‘Let Tech fuck!’ whilst eating breakfast.

dude waxer deserved better. i hope theres a universe where waxer is living on ryloth with that little twileck girl and boil

au where anakin raises his kids in complete secret. but- BUT- they still live on coruscant. with padme.

no one knows who the father of the amidala- cough cough SKYWALKER- twins is, and some conspiracy theorists come up with a few names- rush clovis, bail organa, hell, they even throw obi wan in there. a few even throw anakin's name out, but after a short disappearance by them, they say, shakily, that theyve changed their mind.

however, the jedi council starts to figure out one by one that anakin is the father. its starts with obi-wan, who knew it from day one. then yoda finds out because anakin mutters under his breath, "i have kids to take care of, man" when confronted with a mission. plo koon finds out when he sees anakin leaving padmes place with a photo of his kids. it goes through the entire council like, this, but no one mentions it. they all think they're the only ones to know

and they dont even say anything! some of them start leaving anonymous packages with little care items at anakin or padmes door and some place small notes under anakin's doorframe. the entire jedi council (and also the entire 501st, who has known since the beginning) is acting like a daycare center for the skywalker twins. this is mostly because anakin goes six days without sleeping and is tired all the time

so 95% of the jedi council knows, and guess who doesnt? mace "HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE" windu is completely oblivious and all he thinks of anakins condition is "karma, bitch"

but one day anakin stumbles into the jedi council room, barely functioning, running on four hours of sleep for a week, and he says "im out. kick me out of the order. i have two kids and a wife and i feel like im about to collapse. i dont care anymore. kick me out. i can get a job on the streets. sorry"

AND MACE IS LIKE "skywalker, take a seat- WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING NAME OF THE FORCE DO YOU MEAN? GET OUT! YOURE OFF THIS COUNCIL AND OUT OF THE ORDER!!"

but tHEN every single jedi in the room shouts, at the same time, "NO!" and they all look at each other, and at the same time, ask, "you knew too?"

mace is completely stunned as the jedi start being like "oh yeah i was giving him the anti depressants what were you sliding under his door?" "i was the one giving him the aspirin" "obi wan was definitely giving him the kindness notes"

despite the fact that this is NOT the jedi way, they agree to keep anakin in the order, take him off the council, and actually pay him someting better and give him a little bit less missions ("ANAKIN AND OBI WAN ARENT THE ONLY JEDI WE HAVE, GUYS")

mace is in shock and actually tries to bring it before the senate but bail organa is chancellor and hes like "lol nope those are my god children" and he files the complaint case back away.

Not Luminara Unduli. 

Not Plo Koon. 

Not Cin Drallig. 

Not Mace Windu. 

Not Agen Kolar. 

Not Kit Fisto. 

Not Shaak Ti. 

Not Aayla Secura. 

Not Ki-Adi Mundi.

Not Saesee Tiin.

Not Stass Allie.

Not Bultar Swan. 

Not Eeth Koth.

None of them expected Anakin Skywalker to be responsible for their demise.

And neither did he expect he would be the one to seal their fates.

HOEAB Headcanon

When Lehabah journies to the bone quarter, she’s staring around her in wonder at the green hills, the sun shining, and she turns around to see 6 wolf shifters smiling at her.

And a tall, beautiful male smiles down at her and says “you must be lehabah. we saw what you did for Bryce and for Syrinx. You are incredibly brave.” Laying his hand over his chest.

And Lehabah just goes a fiery pinkish tinge.

“Connor, you’re just as handsome as BB said you were.” And the warmth in his smile at that, could put the sun to shame.

In an interview in 2015 SJM said that Lucien liked to be irritating and I started to imagine him with the brothers, he must irritate them a lot, I can only imagine in that scene that he gave Feyre something to eat and then laughed at her.

Lucien was absolutely the most annoying child EVER to his himbo brothers. Picture it:

Six* brawny brothers who like to fight, fuck, and cause problems on purpose

*More like five and a half, since Eris is smart and has layers and whatnot

ANYWAYS.

Along comes Lucien, who is a tiny little nerd who asks a bunch of questions and who is very clearly Not Like the Others™️ and you get these brothers who are constantly annoyed.

Honestly picture Beron like the Burger King and all of his sons like ginger Gastons who have no tolerance for this child who cites chapters and verses during regular dinner conversation and probably speaks like six languages and who never seems to get sunburned.

QUICK ANAKIN HEADCANNON / HOTTAKE

He can’t read or write in basic.

As Anakin grew up on Tattooine, the most important language was Huttese as the Hutts controlled Tattooine. He could speak, read and write Huttese easily, everything was in Huttese. As bounty hunters, sailors and others came through speaking Basic he started to pick up on it, especially as Watto and his mum could speak Basic. His mum Shmi picked up on his interest and started teaching him. Only one problem, she can’t read or write in basic either, and she can’t send a slave to school.

Fast forward to Anakin becoming Obi-Wan’s Padawan, Obi-wan taught him theory by speaking. As a pawawan himself he hated it. So Anakin had no reason to learn how to write. He would read all his books after they were translated into Huttese.

Again Fast forward to the Clone Wars and the never ending paperwork. Anakin was known as the general who didn’t do paperwork. The council and the senate wanted the paperwork in Basic, and basic only. Any paperwork he did was first done in Huttese and translated digitally. New problem Rex wanted to do his paperwork with Anakin, to see why he didn’t do it by himself. Rex pasted him some of his paperwork and asked Anakin to read it over. Anakin sat there staring at the odd symbols before telling Rex he can’t read. Let’s just say Anakin almost cried.

Ahsoka somehow fount out (it helps to be a sister to the clones) and would constantly ask how come he couldn’t read, and word reach Obi-Wan who immediately felt awful for not teaching him how to read. Eventually Rex and Padmé taught him, however Anakin was embarrassed by not knowing how to read (or write) would by rude to Padmé and Rex. At the end of the clone wars he can write, read and speak in basic.

One day Yoda tells him he doesn’t know how to read or write in basic as well

The Bat Boys would be Swifties

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