I drew it!
Cale: What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas?
Alberu *sacred to ask*: ...what?
Cale: No idea. She hasn’t opened her present yet.
Choi Han: pff-
Year 4 after Cale Henituse changed my brain chemistry and rewired my brain.
Book so good i have nothing to say about it so i just obsess over minor side characters instead
I'll try. But to add an idea that was in my notes for literal years
KRS uncle of OG!Cale. I only know one fic and is absolutely beautiful.
(Adoptive) Uncle/nephew Choi Han & KRS!Cale (maybe Cale!KRS also)
The Choi family (Choi Jung Gun, Choi Han & Choi Jung Soo)
Best friends Alberu & Choi Han (underated)
Grandpa Eruhaben to KRS!Cale, Cale!KRS, Choi Han, Alberu (I need more of them, okay?)
Father/Son God of Death & KRS!Cale
BFF God of Death & Cale!KRS (it would be funny to see the two of them watched KRS!Cale's journey from the very beginning)
Master/servant God of Death & Sealed God (after KRS!Cale had defeated him)
Partners in crime God of Death & Sun God (why not?)
Lee Soo Hyuk & Alberu (KRS!Cale's hyungs shenanigans)
Hyung/dongsaeng KRS!Cale & Cale!KRS (Cale get to be the hyung even though KRS is technically older than him)
The Gods (they basically fight each other like siblings)
Etc. because I can't remember it all-
I hope someone can write some of this- (can anyone tag me in?)
Cale, with a pitty face: You’re not completely useless.
Bud: thank-
Cale: -you can always be used as a bad example.
Bud: I-
That's why my man is out there saying shit like "I Don't really care about these people" and then fixing (destroying) every problem they ever encounter
Plausible deniability, if he didn't say he cared about them or even admitted it to himself, they wouldn't die (?
thinking about how everyone who ever cared about kim rok soo would disappear from his life
and how he started to keep a distance from the people who cared about him
perhaps, in the attempt, that they might stay
and the people who managed to crack open his shell
died in front of him
Jason, newly back from the dead: *walks into the room, sees Bruce, turns and leaves*
Bruce: well, there's my monthly dose of Jason
I think that KRS!Cale could be a great fanon Red Hood. Like a Crime Boss that controls the underground with the basic rules:
1) Don't deal with kids (or touch them in general)
2) Don't traffic people
3) Don't rape or abuse
Do it, and you will find out really fast
The difference is that he does not do all the hard work and uses his lieutenants, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Rosalyn, to apply all the rules while he takes care of the other boss criminals.
His line of work was a dangerous one, being a bodyguard for high-profile clients
After a job where KRS was blinded in one eye, he took the compensation money and his savings and quit.
His idea was to buy a small, nice house in a town far from the city. But LSH and CJS convinced him that he should buy a couple of acres and make it a farm. Their argument was something about how he should keep himself busy with something to avoid getting into trouble.
Bullshit. If you ask him. But they made him promise that after a three-hour session of them yapping, he only managed to convince them to buy something smaller. There is still a lot of space for only one person (for now)
They made him promise that once they retire, he would give them a room at the farm. KRS sometimes wonders why they tend to ask obvious questions.
The land was acquired at a low price due to its condition: weeds everywhere, rocks, and a two-story old wooden house with leaks.
He wouldn't have bought it if it weren't for the fact that the previous owner had told him he had completely redone the plumbing and wiring a few years earlier.
The only thing Roksoo carried with him when he arrived at his new residence was a bag with clothes and another with his few precious belongings: books, a coffee machine that his coworkers gave him for his birthday, and his pillow.
The moment he set foot on his new property, Roksoo kind of regretted it all because of the work the property needed. He was aware of the condition of the house when he moved in, but for some reason he thought it would be easy. Never again.
He blames LSH and CJS for putting ideas in his head about moving to a farm; this wasn't his idea about living like a slacker. He could do nothing but sigh and enter the house.
The first step creaked as he walked on it; he avoided stepping on the second one, which was obviously rotten. The board on the third and final step creaked and broke. KRS cursed and fell into the hole. He had scratches all over his calf when he managed to get his leg out of the hole.
KRS wondered if he should have been less stingy when it came to shelling out money to buy the property. It's not like he couldn't afford it; he wasn't as rich as he would have liked to be, but he wasn't lacking either.
There was nothing he could do now, so he simply sighed again and opened the creaking door. A cloud of dust made him cough and step back.
KRS mentally thanks the previous owner, who was kind enough to leave him his old tools in the shed. He left his bags on the floor and went to look for a broom to clean the interior to make it minimally habitable for the night.
Sexy Ahjussy activities. Imagine a tall, buff, black-haired middle-aged man with an eye scar🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅
My headcanon is that Cale has a deep deep voice and not naturally but more because OG!Cale was a alcoholic and his vocal chords are fucked up.
So, like the Gen Z that he's, he makes the "Hello, baby girl" to Choi Han because is the only one that will understand it (bc Choi Jung Soo memories). It goes like this:
Cale: *walking into the room and with the most deadpan face he says to Choi Han* Hello, Baby Girl *and walks out*
Choi Han: ????? *confused noises bc low-key that was actually good*
He is me, I am him. We are the same person.
Another Jason commission
if you are interested in something similar you can send a direct message!
AU where Jason and Jaime are dating, decide to keep it a secret, except Jason is really REALLY bad at it. Not the dating. He’s actually an incredibly good (if not heart attack inducing) boyfriend.
Actually keeping it lowkey? No.
“Ready to go on patrol?”
“Yeah, I just need to call my bo- my BOY, Jaime. Who is a boy. And nothing else. My homeboy. My special boy-o.”
“…Do I need to tell Bruce to bring sensitivity training back?”
Seeing Jaime get injured in the field? Body tackles the unfortunate person out of the way. Checks him all over with bloody gentleness. “Babe, what the FUCK—“
“Babe?”
“…yeah, that’s — that’s what I call everyone.”
“No. No you do not.”
“Yeah, I do!”
Bruce arrives on the scene, and Jason cringes internally. “…Hey, babe.” Needless to say, he’s forbidden from ever calling Jaime that.
Hilariously enough, it’s Jaime who gets them figured out. It’s when Jason lands an incredible shot against a robber, and the smaller man cannot contain his excitement.
Imagine the confusion on the Gothamites when Red Hood publicly cuddles this baby faced battle machine, and said machines screeches, “PAPI THAT WAS GREAT!”
Dick knew the whole time.
|19 y.o – She/Her| I need to practice my english. I chose writing about everything that came to my mind. If you saw a grammatical error, no, you didn't.
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