β¨π©·π§‘π€π§‘π©·β¨ππ€ππ€β¨~I may give you rabies~~Iβm just a lil vampire girl~~20~
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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
SABRINA CARPENTER performing at the 67th Annual Grammy Awards β February 2, 2025
I think Drake has to kill himself on Instagram Live at this point
kendrick lamar is proof that being a hater will get you far in life! never stop holding grudges! never back down!!
before we move on to the next act of the biggest talent show this towns ever seen, we found a half smoked cigarette outside in the parking lot. would the owner please smoke the rest of it
theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there
theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.
save me, house md IG comments.
Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay
*later that day
Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker
Tim:
Tim: Oh, he was serious?
βa vampire biting you would hurt, you knowβ yeah man thatβs the point. part of it
Trump getting inaugurated on MLK Jr. Day is a hate crime. I don't care what anyone says.
love when vampires have their "off-limits human" all while they are cruel & conniving & instinctually prey on the rest of the population. but them? oh, no, they could never see that side of the creature they have grown to love. with them they are gentleness incarnate fighting their nature every moment they lay in their arms.
introverted until someone mentions vampires. then i lose myself in the lore & become a deranged little freak.
Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
Vampire Caitβ¦ π«Άπ
Maybe Werewolf Vi next hehe
βFatherless behaviorβ stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
i think this is the best show in the world
i was not made for employment i was made to fantasize about getting shotgunned like a beer can by a vampire
it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world
the holy trinity: vampirism, lesbianism & homoeroticism
vampire drinking cold bagged blood alone in their pitch-black apartment and crying
vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
there is nothing casual about me pleaseee let me see your organs ππππ
This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible