Hc That Toshinori Makes Terrible Dad Jokes (which Inko Finds Hilarious), And Mido Just Quietly Suffers

I've played dark souls 3 and i gotta ask

WHAT KIND OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS ?!?!!!!¿

Dark Souls 3 bosses are so easy you can fight them laying down.

Blep~

Mlem for you!

Ben 10: Omniverse + text posts

Multiverse theory edition

The most epics quotes of the best Abridged series

HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED Quote Game/Meme

Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!

There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!

Okay, Christ, fine, I’ll help you. But only ‘cause you’ve got nice tits.

Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!

Oh, fuck the hell yes.

Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath!

Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

You done goofed.

…you Protestant fuck-bucket.

I’m a fuckmothering vampire!

You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!

Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.

It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father.

Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin’ for everybody!

I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.

BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

Oh fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?

Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.

What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!

You know, they say TV makes you violent. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!

Shut up and take my money!

Nazis~!

Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!

Jesus wants a hug!

HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?!

Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else; you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured!

That’s right. I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey!

HEY DANDY DICK! You missed.

The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!

I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!

You cheeky dick-waffle!

Zis is my favorite kind of ship — laden with blood und seamen.

Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

Ah. The return of the “why” boner. With a vengeance.

By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a woman! You’re surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your fuckin’ car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Kraut shits!” NO WONDER (name) wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MYSELF!

(thing) for days.

We were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead, we got a volley of swastika-covered dipshits running dick-first into enemy territory.

Hey, if we’re killing Nazis, we’ll worship a side of bacon!

OH SHIT CINDER IS THE ONE WITH THE FLAMES BUT THE ONLY ONE THAT IS BURNING PEOPLE IS RAVEN

Todoroki Shouto: All in all a 100% successful trip!

Midoriya Izuku: But Todoroki-kun, we lost Kacchan.

Todoroki Shouto: All in all a 100% successful trip!

How about Pyrrha, neo, emerald and neon thinking s/o left them after their first time but when they go to the kitchen they find their s/o making them breakfast please ?

Pyrrha

-When she woke up and saw that her S/O wasn’t beside her, she immediately assumed that the pressure of her title got to her S/O.

-Though as she got out of bed, she scent of of bacon confused her. 

-She walked down and saw that there S/O was cooking breakfast. 

-She hit herself lightly over the head for jumping to conclusions. 

Neo

-Neo smiled and chuckled silently as she saw that her S/O wasn’t beside her. 

-She then proceeded to grab the nearest knife near her and began to walk downstairs. 

-Though as she did, the scent of pancakes confused her. 

-As she walked downstairs, she could see that her S/O was cooking pancakes. 

-”Oh! Hiya! I made pancakes~!”

-She would then smile nervously and hide the knife behind her back. 

Emerald

-She’s pretty upset but expected it to happen sooner or later. 

-Though as she walked down stairs, she could see that her S/O was making eggs. 

-She stops in her tracks and curses herself for being such an idiot.

Neon

-Similar reaction to Neo except she’s more clear about how she feels. 

-She grabs her nun chucks and roller skates and runs downstairs. 

-Only to stop at the sight of her S/O making muffins. 

-”What’s up with you? Goin to a party?”

-”Psh?! What?! *Throws nun chucks and kicks of roller skates* No! Let’s eat!”

THE SUN

Upright: Fun, warmth, success, positivity, vitality

Reversed: Temporary depression, lack of success

The Sun represents success, radiance and abundance. The Sun gives you strength and tells you that no matter where you go or what you do, your positive and radiant energy will follow you and will bring you happiness and joy. People are drawn to you because you can always see the bright side and you bring such warmth into other people’s lives. This beautiful, warm energy is what will get you through the tough times and will help you succeed. You are also in a position where you can share your highest qualities and achievements with others. Radiate who you are and what you stand for. Shine love on those you care about.

The Sun is a ‘yes’ to life! It brings with it luck, wellness, positive consciousness, enthusiasm, attainment and success. It is about embracing your destiny and giving it everything you have got. If you have been having a difficult time, the Sun brings you the message you have been waiting for – that things are going to get better – a lot better! You know that the rain clouds will soon give way to the rays of the sun and you will feel warmed to the soul once again. 

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