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MY BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN JASON I LOVE U
Not so friendly reminder:
SPIDER-MAN SHOULD NEVER BE RICH
He can have money and constantly be forgetting about it but if I dont see him subconsiouly worry about rent or groceries at least ONCE even if he DOES have the money and just constantly is worried because he was poor before.
Peter Parker is AT MOST allowed to be comfortable. And I mean "Dosn't stress about rent" comfortable not owns a house with a 3 car garage and an in ground pool comfortable.
If I see any one of you fucks give Peter a private jet or not shocked about gas prices or how much fruit costs now you're loosing a finger.
Even if Tom's Spider man now is heavily assocated with stark industries he should whole ass be asking happy if he can afford to take MJ on dates.
"Hey do you think I can afford that new bistro?"
"What like... buy it?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, you want to buy the place or??"
"No! I just wanted to take her out for lunch... I can do that!?? Since when?" And then he goes on a whole rant about how he's just a kid and dosn't deserve all that money- then probably gives the majority of it away.
Spider-man is a "Give back to the community." Hero. He is literally a man for the people. He's not in it for profit, he dosnt even want to make a profit. He just wants enough to live off of, pay off his debts, and maybe eat good thai food sometimes with his friends.
Capiche? Understand?? Good. Don't let me see this guy have 2 fucking summer homes ever again. I don't care if he's the owner of Parker inc either, brother is also extremely nice to public service workers. He would never be rude to a cashier. Never be an ass to a chauffeur and definitely not say, "Do you know who I am?" In a place of business unless he's threatening a villain.
Carry on with your day :)
no hate to MCU clint barton, i love him, but if he's my middle school crush, then comics clint barton is the love of my life whom I met whilst having a wonderful day reading a book outside, and he recognized the book and talked about it with me while I pet his dog, and two weeks later we were happily married with a one bedroom house, two dogs and two cats, and wake up every morning to make each other coffee and leave teasing sticky notes on our neighbor, kate's, door
they are so sweet ๐ฅน๐ฅน
Movie nighttttโผ๏ธ+ spiderman (secretly) loves deadpool
thinking about them atm (couldn't focus while writing so i had to doodle)
hades asks only important questions
it was harry's idea๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
closer up :>
more under the cut!!
inspo + icons for u and ur 3 other gay friends
idk what im doing anymore. i was supposed to finish this months ago
He is approximately three apples tall
this is what i mean when i type ๐ btw