There's An Etiquette To Typo Roasting. Like If They Type "on" Instead Of "in" You Overlook That. That's

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

The National Parks Service have purged trans people from the website on the Stonewall National Monument

a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

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Sometimes I feel like all recent Trek media is the kid in the car asking "can we go get new Spock?" and I'm the bone-tired mom clutching the wheel while saying "we have perfectly good Spock at home"

Former Minnesota Vikings punter, Chris Kluwe, who was blacklisted from the league for standing up for marriage equality, speaks at a city council meeting where he calls Trump a Nazi. He is subsequently arrested and carried out by police.

“dark academia” which, as we all know, is when boy makes himself gargoyle-on-top-of-an-old-building-shaped