Agates Carved Into Orange Slices By Wutong_crystal_carvings.

My five year plan is to just see what happens

Imagine a fluffy unicorn that’s bred for its wool like a sheep- once or twice a year it has to get shorn and the shearer just has to awkwardly flop and position the unicorn around without getting stabbed. Perhaps they cover the horn with a protective pool noodle

idk, i guess i don’t get why calling vore a kink when it’s nsx is so hard.

it’s not going to change how you feel about it, it’s not going to change the way you use it for comfort or suddenly turn you into a slobbering animal without knowledge of consent, it just makes the distinction that the community started as sexual and that, as a result, all vore has the potential to be viewed as such.

i don’t understand what’s so hard about just…accepting it and calling it a nonsexual kink. there’s nothing sfw about it, but it can still be nsx. it’s just something you wouldn’t show family or coworkers, and something you shouldn’t allow minors to be involved in.

please. i’m begging here. just call it a kink and make the goddamn distinction.

i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

this man is the one true ally

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

always just as obsessed as they were

From one of my (many) favorite scenes from @xdeusxmachinax‘s ‘31 Days in the Darklands’ fic!:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19945390/chapters/47228989