First Thing You See After You Zoom In Is How You Die

if you so much as think about it, your knees will be bees

Don’t ever talk to me or my fictional pathetic man ever again

Fuck sex, I just want my mango icecream

Gecko’s are pog

same here but I’ve ended up locked in the basement, some seem to have titled this place as hell, idk but I’m stuck here and god won’t let me out :(

when god closes a door i lock it

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

then I’d welcome you into the coalition, however I’m too afraid to

how about if i get more scared than everyone combined

this is also my response to ppl who decide to call me tiny penis online.

At least it fits in my pants

to all the people who say they have/wish to have a megadonger of a dick, just think about this. this exact reason is why you should be happy with your size.

Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy turned 42 today, hot damn

I am emotionally incapable of processing that I’m emotionally failing to fail emotionally