Single And Childless At 26. I Guess I’ll Have To Find Something To Do With All Of This Disposable Income

Early morning paddleboarding, watching the sunrise! #sup #paddleboarding #islandlife #bali #holiday #guyswithtattoos #ocean #blue #morning (at Gili Trawangan Lombok) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6wc2PHJ0mB/?igshid=w193lsb6lvep

You have to do it for you! Do it because it makes you feel alive! #legday #workout #everyday #instafamous #instafit #life #deadlift #squats

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This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

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By no means do I have the best mid section ever, BUT like EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING I have lots of rolls when I sit down and slouch. I also have some ab lines in the right lighting, pose and flexing.

Like most people on social media, I tend to show you guys my highlight reel because portraying yourself in the best way possible is something we’ve come to do with the Internet, and that’s totally fine, but it’s also really important to understand that your favorite Fitspo or social media personality is a human. They don’t walk around flexing with fabulous lighting all day, they’re not immune to shitty angles and most people don’t have a 6 pack when they sit and slouch (not sure if that’s anyone tbh unless they’re flexing and shit)

Some people are really good at manipulating their bodies, but please step back and remember that NO ONE is perfect. That a picture like this isn’t a “30 day magical transformation!!!!!” But rather taken 30 min apart.

When you get back from your Christmas holidays and there's still gifts to unwrap... from your friends who know you too well! Thanks @monicajanemcl and tam and neale... . . . #friends #Christmas #gifts #mug #coffee #nutella #gymlife #instafitness #instafit #fitfam #chocolate #swole #macros #starwars #reebok #squat #gym #douchebro

A licence to have kids is probably more important than a licence to drive.

To all the new people thinking about starting up in the gym this year:

Firstly, let me apologize on behalf of all of us for the few people who make you feel self conscious or nervous in the gym. I never understood the people pointing and laughing at the overweight men or women sweating it out on the cardio machines, or the small guys and girls attempting weights for the first time.

Let me give you a few bits of advice that I wish I’d been told before my first trip to the gym:

1) Get comfortable - I know it’s easier said than done, I definitely felt self conscious and awkward my first time. Do anything you can to make yourself feel more comfortable. Whether it be spending your Christmas money on nice gym clothes, wearing vests that show off your guns or wearing a hoodie to cover up. If ever I’m feeling like I don’t want to see people in the gym, I wear a big hoodie, beanie hat and headphones with loud music.

2) Get some knowledge under your belt beforehand. Don’t turn up with no concept of what you should be doing (unless you’re doing a PT session or a class etc). Get a rough idea of exercises for different muscle groups, and of course keep good form - cheat reps have a place, but not when you’re just starting out. If you’re going with a friend, don’t try and keep up - go at your own pace and focus on getting the movements right rather than heavy weight. That’ll come soon enough.

3) Train at regular times and consistently. Not only is it good to get into a routine, but you also start to recognize people around you. It might start with a simple nod of acknowledgement, but eventually you’ll form friendships and potentially training partners. If you’re self conscious, I recommend training early mornings or late nights. Avoid 5-7pm, the gym will be full of people after work or school.

4) Music. Find a decent pair of headphones that can play loud. And find a genre that gets you pumped. I recommend metalcore or hip hop. You’ll thank me.

5) Watch other people. You can learn a hell of a lot from other people. It’s always good to mix up your training, and I often get ideas for new exercises by watching other people.

6) Ask for a spot when you need it. It doesn’t matter on the weight, would you rather be pinned under 80lbs or ask someone for a spot?

7) Start your training utilizing more Dumbbells than barbells, and free weights over machines. This will help to work out any minor imbalances and also improve mobility. Exercises that feel a bit awkward will start to feel more natural. Don’t forget to stretch!

8) Take progress pictures! And track your progress. I was never one to keep a direct training log, but I have progress photos going back over 3 years. It fantastic to go back and look at where you came from. If you feel embarrassed about how you look, you don’t have to share it - but in 6 months time and you feel like you haven’t progressed, you can look at the photo and see just how far you’ve come. 9) Learn about nutrition. Training hard is all well and good, but if your diet is poor you won’t progress anywhere near the rate you should. You can’t out train a poor diet. As a general rule, stick with chicken breasts, turkey, lean mince, white rice, brown rice, yams, oats etc. You’ll get the hang of it soon enough.

10) Don’t quit. Don’t think of it as a chore or something you have to do. Enjoy it. I can’t tell you when I realized this, but training should be a joy.

Hope those aren’t too patronizing or too cheesy - good luck!

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