Walrusspartan - Stuff

I feel like I've seen this show

remember kids, never shame others for the size of their cocks

EA (Sports, to the game)

Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let’s see how cool is your new name.

Ranci.

Just once, I'd like to see one of those "overdressed gf underdressed bf" videos be reversed. I know some boys got style and some girls wear nothing but sweatpants. Where those couples at??

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Random person said, "hey, you want to be friends?".

I didn't think much of it so I was like, "sure."

And then they fecking said, "snap?" And I was like oh sheet are they serious right now? Is this actually happening? Then the game ended so I pressed replay to see if they were there and they were gone

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

guys, uhhhh, I might have a girlfriend. what do I do?

Just checked my follower count because I can do that apparently, why are there 30+ of you here? I thought there was maybe 5 of you, how did this happen? I don't understand

Want to take a moment to appreciate how fucking rad the Gravity Falls theme is