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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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The ancient texts!!!!!

No shit tho i found this when i was still too young to have a tumblr and was looking at reposted posts on Pinterest XD

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

the council has decided

Dance Denied

my turn

How could you do this to him !?!?

OP How could you!?!?!

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

sorry for the screen recording but this fucking tiktok

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

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Ford Imagine

Pairings: Stanford Pines x Reader Warnings: none! fluffy fluff!! Word Count: 335

Ford has been buried in research for days, barely taking a moment to rest. You’ve noticed the strain in his eyes and the weariness in his posture, so you decide it’s time to take care of him for a change.

One morning, while he’s still lost in his work, you quietly slip into the kitchen and start cooking up his favorite breakfast. You make sure to include all the little things he loves—crispy bacon, fluffy scrambled eggs, and a perfectly (okay, slightly burnt) brewed cup of coffee.

Once everything is ready, you carry the tray up to his study. Gently knocking on the door, you peek inside and see him hunched over his desk, deep in thought. His face lights up with surprise when he sees you standing there, holding a tray of food.

“Thought you could use a break,” you say with a smile, setting the tray down in front of him.

Ford looks at the meal, then back at you, his expression softening as he realizes how much effort you’ve put into this. “You didn’t have to do this,” he says, his voice touched with genuine appreciation.

“I wanted to,” you reply, pulling up a chair beside him. “You’ve been working so hard. It’s time someone took care of you for a change.”

As he takes a bite, you can see the tension slowly melt away from his shoulders. He leans back in his chair, finally allowing himself to relax, and gives you a grateful smile. “This is exactly what I needed,” he admits, reaching out to take your hand, placing a gentle kiss on the back of it. “Thank you.”

You spend the rest of the morning together, the stress of his work fading into the background as you chat, (kiss), laugh, and enjoy each other’s company.

By the time he’s finished eating, Ford looks at you with a warmth that makes your heart swell. “You always know how to make everything better,” he says softly, pulling you into a gentle embrace. (I JUST WANNA BE HIS LIL HOUSEWIFE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??)

I was cooking on twitter today

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

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the stars and the universe love you

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back

Omg I hate it so much people get hella mad at me

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

They are feeling more empowered so keep a watchful eye on who is around you.

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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

A more emotionally powerful song plays over the Escher room scene. “‘Within You’ is my favorite track,” Bowie revealed. “I had to write something that sounded like stone walls and crumbling power. The overall effect, with Jim’s visuals, is, I think, very tragic and slightly disturbing.” The lyrics suggest that Sarah is far stronger than Jareth anticipated – and it’s really beginning to vex him: “How you turned my world, you precious thing / You starve and near exhaust me / Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you / I move the stars for no one.”

The mournful repeated line at the end, “I can’t live within you,” suggests that Jareth acknowledges that he’s the byproduct of her childish imagination, which she’s on the verge of leaving behind. It’s his power over her, real or not, that’s crumbling.

It’s also Bowie’s favorite scene in the film, “It’s so sad, I think, because Sarah really likes Jareth,” he said, “but she must get her baby brother Toby back safely. So she has to reject all Jareth’s pleas for companionship in his lonely world. Jennifer Connelly’s performance in this sequence is particularly good.”

- David Bowie, 1986 Labyrinth: The Ultimate Visual History  

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.