Comparing Spotify Liked Songs The Same Way Men Compare Dick Size

lonely only child marrying into a big crazy family and getting the siblings they always wanted trope you are so dear to me

love can never die because it exists in my ao3 tabs

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

loooove finding old notes from years ago because what the hell was i talking about. i literally can’t remember

does anybody know where i can find this

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week

candle lit, joint rolled, music on while in my underwear laying on my bed

if only i had a butch here to enjoy it with me :(

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

opened tumblr at work and it’s just straight up caitvi porn on my phone. is this the end

seeing old photos of myself makes me sooo emotional because girl she didn't know

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames