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11 months ago

soo.. how do you fellow wildchip shippers think Wildberry is going to react to Chips death?


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OK SO! With the new update coming I cannot help but wonder if Affogato is going to be back. Like, the Dark Cacao Kingdom is vulnerable and their king has gone to Beast-Yeast, there is no way that he wouldn’t try and gain power during all of this.

Unless he actually has started to better himself or died after his exile I don’t see why he would pass up an opportunity like this. Or perhaps he has also gotten the flour illness? Either way I hope we get to see him or at least be mentioned by Dark Choco (since Dark Choco has been missing for a while, it doesn’t seem that far fetched for him to have met Affogato at least once)


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Worker Bee Cookie

Worker Bee Cookie

Based on @dissembledthyme OC; Rich Honey Cookie.

This is not a different cookie, just Honey in a disguise. I decided to give him bandages because I wanted him to match Healer Cookie :D

Fun fact: bees have 5 eyes which is what the three little diamond shaped things on his forehead is (the other two is covered)


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Charlie; after hearing Vaggie sing for the first time: OMG BABE! You have the voice of an angel!!!

Vaggie: Aww, thanks hun

*one big reveal later*

Charlie: Ooooh… that explains so much


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PURE VANILLA HAS BEEN SUMMONING SHADOW MILK ALL ALONG!!!!
PURE VANILLA HAS BEEN SUMMONING SHADOW MILK ALL ALONG!!!!

PURE VANILLA HAS BEEN SUMMONING SHADOW MILK ALL ALONG!!!!

Ok but seriously, is every ancient this deeply connected to the beasts or did Shadow Milk just win the reward for worlds best stalker?


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Pure Vanilla: Theres a scary amount of different versions of myself roaming around. Apparently, they are all me in different hypothetical situations.

Sans: First time?

Pure Vanilla: This has happened to you too?

Sans: More times than I can count bud.


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This Guy Is Just CONSTANTLY Surrounded By Animals So I Decided To Create This Monstrosity

This guy is just CONSTANTLY surrounded by animals so I decided to create this monstrosity


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This is how the ancients really reunited

Based on this post

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Healer cookie desperately trying to figure out who let a 8 year old take over his kingdom Or in other words: Custard the third is confusing

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Hollyberry: You think you’re tough? I sleep with a knife!

Golden Cheese: Oh yeah? I sleep with a gun!

Pure Vanilla: I sleep with Dark Cacao.

Everyone: …


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@janayuga
@janayuga

@janayuga

God gave me the ability to edit pictures, and I’m making that everyones problem


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I’ve been playing crk for about 6 or 7 months now and I still don’t get what happened in the final battle. Was the explosion caused by Pure Vanillas and Dark Enchantresses power compined or was it Pure Vanillas power alone?

I mean it does make sense that it was their power compined considering that we never see Pure Vanilla doing something like that again. But Hollyberry was crying in that scene and it seems kinda out of character for her not to have faith in her comrades, unless Pure vanilla has lost control of his powers before, causing a minor explosion?

But ig Hollyberry could just be emotional because he was sacrificing himself.

Anyways, could someone plz explain this to me 🙏


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Healer Cookie Desperately Trying To Figure Out Who Let A 8 Year Old Take Over His Kingdom

Healer cookie desperately trying to figure out who let a 8 year old take over his kingdom

Or in other words: Custard the third is confusing the life out of PV but he can’t say anything because that would reveal his true identity


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There Was More Licorice Here Than In The Licorice Sea 😔✋

There was more Licorice here than in the licorice sea 😔✋


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The Simp King Is Being Watched 😱

The simp king is being watched 😱

(This took WAY longer than it should have TvT)


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This takes places maybe 1 or 2 days after Last Cookie Standing ep 8

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After becoming friends with Cream Unicorn he accidentally mentioned not having a home since getting exiled. So Cream Unicorn decided to let Affogato stay at his place!

(I actually don’t know alot about Cream Uni so I had to go on wiki and.. I might be wrong but he lives in a amusement park? Actually, that explains why he dreamt about being on a merry-go-round with Caramel Arrow and Affogato)

A month later, theres some few noticeable changes in Affogato. He’s become more kind and happier (constantly planning for revenge isn’t that fun, even for evil people). Cream Unicorn is very happy with Affogato, happy that Affogato finally started abandoning his old ways and started using his intelligence for good.

Affogato even starts to catch some feelings for Cream Unicorn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

(Because ofc he does, I mean what did u expect me to do? See a evil politician become friends with the one of the kindest cookies on earthbread and NOT ship them immediately?)

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I might turn this into an actual AU


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I Accidentally Made His Hair Darker Than It Should Be But It’s Too Late To Fix It Now :/

I accidentally made his hair darker than it should be but it’s too late to fix it now :/


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Does Shadow Milk Cookie have a physical form or is the one we see just a hologram of sorts? I mean, when White Lily closes the tree Shadow Milk isn’t somehow dragged inside but instead fades away.


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What if Shadow Milk didn’t make up the nickname Silly-Vanilly? I’m just saying, if the ancients called PV that for fun, maybe pre-war, it would make PV realize that Shadow Milk has always been there without him knowing.


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Is it just me or is Val and Voxs relationship kind of like what people expected Fizz and Asmodeus’s relationship to be like?


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They’re Having A Tea Latte Party
They’re Having A Tea Latte Party

they’re having a tea latte party

I got silly wish from Crunchy Chip and decided to make this lol


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…Is It Just Me Who Sees A Similarity?
…Is It Just Me Who Sees A Similarity?

…Is it just me who sees a similarity?


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Red Velvet cookie headcanon

Despite being the cake general the guy is very clumsy. This is because cakes weigh more than cookies, so his cake arm causes him to lose balance a lot. Hes gotten used to it but it is still not a rare sight to see him fall over


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Ok I cannot be the only one that finds it hilarious that Dream is nice and kind towards EVERYONE except Killer.

Like, my man can be stuck in a room with a goop monster that has been trying to kill him for the past 500 years and be fine with it, but spend more then 5 minutes with Killer? Hell nah


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dream sans fanart

Dream Sans Fanart

Don’t ask what happened to his hands


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Dream sans headcanons! (pt 4)

I’m running out of headcanons for this guy :/

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• Dream is REALLY bad with anything technical, which is expected from someone that lived 500 years ago

• His favorite food is Blues tacos, not because they taste better than anyone elses tacos, but because he loves seeing Blue happy whenever he eats them.

• He does not like being told what to do, the villagers had bossed him around his whole entire childhood already.

• He is slowly forgetting what Nightmare was like, the real Nightmare. It started with forgetting unimportant stuff like his favorite book and colors. But then things like his personality and morals started to get fuzzy and blurry in Dreams head.


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