Every. Single. Time. Neil Got Bandaged For Some Reason, Andrew Would Do This Thing Where He'd Peel Off

this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

Never would've thought I'd be so emotionally invested in a bunch of problematicaly coded characters playing violent lacross in an aquarium.

wait, is it canon that Kayleigh was murdered or is that a fan theory, bc at this point I can’t tell

i see your ‘Neil with crooked teeth’ and raise you ‘sophomore Neil getting braces’

it occured to me that neil josten never was in one place long enough to have braces, so he either has naturally good teeth or extremely crooked ones and i cant decide which is funnier.

Me: pls don’t let it be 7 am pls don’t let it me 7 am

The clock: 3:45

Me:

I desperately need aftg friends, I’ve tried to explain the plot to my irl best friend three times already and she taps out at ‘it’s like hockey but with no sticks or ice, but it’s still inside?’

‘blame it on my youth’ isn’t allowed to end because the one-liners in this fic are single-handedly keeping me alive

If We Were Villains

Foreshadowing, or something akin to that

just finished These Violent Delights by Micah Nemerever and i just

please guys hit me up or like this post i'll message you i just need to TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT SO BAD