Unless The Judge Is His Dad, I Don’t Think Even Jojo Mcdod (yes From Horton Hears A Who) Could Sass

Perry Chase’s profile and forward facing reference.

Perry Chase is a certified Country Boi (tm), whomst moved to Manhattan, New York after his mum died. He moved in with his father, who owned a printing press, and became a writer for a daily column on the New York highlife.

He was very much bored with this job, when a sudden opportunity to prove his news-reporting mettle to his father (and boss) sprung up.

This event led to many changes in his life, one of which being his promotion to a “more interesting” reporting job. The other? Well, let’s just say he ended up a little more “engaged” with the news in New York than just reporting on it.

I GOT ASSIGNED PINKY

OH MY GOD MY GENDER IS NOW PINKY FROM PINKY AND THE BRAIN

WHAT A LITTLE MANNNNN

uquiz time :DDD

sometimes it’s easy to forget one is human

and then just kind of go about your day, make some cheap Walmart-bought ramen noodles for lunch

(you know, the stuff that isn’t really ramen and is so salty you could knock out a horse with it but it still tastes good)

and then you realize “oh hey I’m not just a floating consciousness that exists in the basis of my human interactions, I have a FORM and it is HUMAN FLESH and oh hey that’s kinda weird”

anyways point being

if we really do live in the matrix that’s a really weird glitch /j

wee woo I meant to post this here butttt accidents happen ig

so reposting it instead

the sillies!!!!

my take on the totpocalypse kiddos :>

they found a bag of twinkies and are celebrating :D

@noodleskeleton

ignore the fact that I kinda forgot raph’s nose squiggle, it’s fineeeeee

meep

reblog from myyyy alt

raph himbo moments

he can drive motorcycles btw! he likes to take april’s out for rides, and somehow managed to get a license

btw! to avoid the whole “it’s me and my friends tmnt iteration!” speech again

i’m just gonna start calling this the turtlebuds! universe :D

gif w the g from “genre” or “regime”

off topic but can we like

talk about how underappriciated southern food culture is???

like fr fr we have some of the most diverse food cultures mixed into a pot here

but people just??? don’t talk about it?? or dismiss it entirely

anyways yeah if you wanna say anything bout that topic

this is your calling ^^ /hj

*silently hides my semicolon pile in my arms*

you never saw anything

You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic

I bite things

but usually I’m pretty chill

i’m now going to barge into all of my friend’s @‘s just for fun

@pan-de-coco @doodle-beeez @violetstomfoolery

was tagged by @montliyets <3 to make myself in this picrew! thank you for tagging me :)

tagging: @numbaoneflaya @time-is-a-lake @theredhoodedthot @kittyspotatoes @cwahsont and anyone else who’d like to do it!! 

beep beep just OC stuff

but I almost never post anything so

like

have this :]

beep beep

meet Rube (Coda) Auryn

yes his name *is* a pun on Rube Gold[berg] machines

he is a psychonauts OC (even tho I haven’t drawn him in that style yet)

but yeah

funky lil guy

he is a junior psychonaut

and he has issues (just like every other psychonaut)

and also he hates dentists

(you can guess why :>)