H-hey What Are You Doing?

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

I need to recreate this for, ummmm, science? Yeah science! Totally for sure science

I need to join a polycule as their pet

someone come over and tie my leash around one of the legs of my bed in such a way that it prevents me from getting onto the bed or even fully sitting up

Shoutout to versions of me that have vampires that exist, she out there living her best life

need a werewolf in a flannel and work pants to annihilate me down to an atomic level with her knot here

I think I got the hrt that turns me into cake

Cause like damn

“hrt that makes you a catgirl” “hrt that makes you a dollgirl” where is the hrt that makes me a sandwich. #hungry

everybody is like "robot girls are great! I'd love to have a robot girl for a girlfriend!"

my sibling in christ, she'll barge into your room ten times a day to tug at your arm, bring you to her laptop and look up at you, sniffling, with expectant puppy eyes (on her laptop is yet another failed captcha)