Clumzy Wizard. Pleaze 'elp, I Dunno 'ow Ta Fix Diz.

You wonder why NASCAR doesn't introduce major downforce revisions to help prevent this sort of thing.

No but is his luck bad bc he has such wild wrecks, or good because he walks away?

The 2025 Daytona 500 was...something.

Dear Lord in Heaven above, Internet Explorer would have put the caution out sooner than NASCAR did on the white-flag crash. I get wanting to race back to the line, but you've got to announce that you're going to race back to the line first. I mean, Denny Hamlin might have won that if NASCAR had been real quick with the yellow, but nope. Give William Byron his back-to-back Daytona 500 wins. I won't even bother with Fox News putting Logano in the frame after the debris caution, because yes, he was debris.

@baba-is-blog is dried?

the official baba plush looks sopping wet

I hope that actually is a meme up there and not, idk, somebody venting about their stillborn baby.

SETTING ASIDE THE GIMMICK AND ALL

HOLY STEAMROLL

every time i laugh it turns to wheezing

2025 Cup Series @ Pheonix predictions

Christopher Bell doesn't make the 3rd win in a row, the first wreck happens within the first 20 laps, and somebody puts the rubber side up.

If only the USA was overrun with... The Sagaris is TVR's most recent production car to date. A new Griffith is in the works, but has yet to reach production yet. Despite being 20 years old, the Sagaris can still hold its own with much more modern performance cars. The 4.0 liter naturally aspirated straight-six, good for 8,000 RPM, 406 horsepower, and 349 lb-ft of torque catapults the RWD, 2,300 pound coupe to 60 miles per hour in just 3.8 seconds if you are slick enough with the 5-speed manual and even enough with the throttle unhampered by electronic nannies. If you keep your foot in it, you will reach 185 MPH. The Sagaris consists of a fiberglass exterior whose styling cues are largely taken from the T350C draped on a steel tube chassis, and retailed in 2005 for 49,995 English pounds.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Sorry this post got to you three weeks late, I'm not good at many things. Among those ranks is getting into people's feed.

happy Thursday the 20th

Where tf are all these alternate Elvis blogs coming from Any minute now there's gonna be a british Elvis that says 'Blimey mama' or something of the like