The Word Frotting Sounds Like It's Something You Should Do With Your Friends In A Meadow On A Cool Spring

this image came to me in a dream

Let's be a medieval manuscript with mama

I hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave

fingers in his lacunae sunday

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

FMK: Saw, Alien, below deck

Easy — fuck Below Deck (fun and messy but too much drama to marry into), marry Alien (well made, thoughtful narrative, sexy alien), kill Saw (scary)

Poppies 2021

Johann Besse

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt

Which Alien subspecies would you least want to have enrolled in your FWS?

The deacon <3 it’s kinda cute