Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally
"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
fingers in his lacunae sunday
grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
A strawberry
Breviary; Northern Germany, 2nd half of the 15th century: Harley MS 2975, f. 73v
HOJE EU QUERO VOLTAR SOZINHO 2014, dir. Daniel Ribeiro
I hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave