Yeetobirdo - Yeeto

The only example of straight oppression is the fact that Amsterdam for straight people is associated with the red light district where generally straight men can pay for sex with beautiful European women. However, for gay people, Amsterdam has a legal gay cruising, clothing optional section of a park where gay men can have sex for free in public.

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said "the masculine urge to get pregnant." then stood there for a second before leaving silently.

This image was doing numbers on pinterest and I just realized that I forgot to post it on THE robot enthusiast site ever.

No time to talk, bitch. Get in the shark pile

blue is my comfort zone and she always enters every scene so dramatically, you gotta appreciate it

i put a geode in the cat's food bowl so she would stop licking it to tell me she's hungry and she's pissed

“My lamp spheres… take one on your journey to the toilet.”

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

Down the Witches' road