Yourm0th3r - Qween

*At Camp Half-Blood*

Percy: I love my hot girlfriend and I like kissing her a lot and looking at her beautiful face lalalalala

*In Tartarus*

Percy: I will literally choke you with your own blood if you even think of touching my Annabeth

*At Camp Jupiter*

Percy: My girlfriend is so hot when she Judo flips me lalalalala

One week until aot ends 🙃

Balls

*clears throat* *adjusts tie* Armin Arlert *nonstop round of applause and one person starts screaming and foaming at the mouth* 

TUNE IN ALL

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD FOR THE BIG AIMSEY RETURN STREAM TOMORROW AT 7PM BST!!!!!

I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE

TRANS PEOPLE ARE SO COOL

I LOVE BINARY TRANS PEOPLE

I L0VE NONBINARY TRANS PEOPLE

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARE NONBINARY BUT DON’T IDENTIFY AS TRANS

I LOVE MULTIGENDER PEOPLE

I LOVE AGENDER PEOPLE

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE MULTIPLE SETS OF PRONOUNS

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TONS OF SETS OF PRONOUNS

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE NEOPRONOUNS

I LOVE GENDERQUEER PEOPLE

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT THEIR GENDER IS

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO CAN’T DESCRIBE THEIR GENDER

I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE I DON’T HAVE TIME TO LIST HERE

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This means war

My gender is no

My everything is no

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP math classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

Found this absolute gem

Clarisse: Hey you wanna play 21 questions ??

Y/N: Sure !!

Y/N: What’s your favourite colour ?

Clarisse: Triangle. Are you into women ?