as a very wise sensei named Wu once said: “The best way to defeat an enemy is to make them your friend”. Or well lover in this case
"I thank you, hero, for saving our kingdom from the demon queen. However, may I ask how you defeated her?" "Oh, I married her."
Do you watch, or at least like politics? Like global or local news?
Fuck politics
in other words: hell no
Wrong: “Why am I tagged here?”
Right: Whomst has summoned the almighty one? Why has thee mentioned me in this beauty/monstrosity?”
Thank you for your time
LMAOOOO HIII HEYYO HII
henlo
she got that DAWG in her
This. This is literally so UziN core I am going to fucking die.
“Will you stop when I say it? Okay, you’re cute.”
“I don’t even want your attention – that much.”
“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”
“If any other person did this to me, they would be in big trouble.”
“This will not stop me from calling you an idiot.”
“No, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”
“I can never say ‘no’ to you, can I?”
“Why is your stupid face just so kissable.”
“I personally like it, but you do look silly like this.”
“Don’t call me angel. You’re angel!”
“How do you always make me love you even more when I don’t want to.”
“Too bad, you need to sleep here now. I can’t seem to sleep without you anymore.”
“I wouldn’t mind holding your hand. I guess.”
“This is stupid. And I hate that I like it so much.”
“No, I’m not cute, you’re cute!”
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@kishyyyy
Liam and Bryce core
Things that roommates could argue about:
not doing the dishes
not caring enough for their pets
not repairing damage their pets did
about who can use the bathroom first in the morning
about the people they bring into the shared space
being too loud when they get in late or go out early
never going grocery shopping
eating all of their food
never doing their chores
music or TV is too loud
stealing the other person's clothes
regularly burning the food they try to cook
not paying rent on time or other bills
about what they will watch for movie night
one being a night owl and the other being an early bird
their partner basically living with them without paying rent
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I’M SO PROUD OF THIS! Though I still don’t know how the fuck autocaptions work
I remembered I had this edit and decided to post it here dhsjdjjdhdjk
Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.
@kishyyyy
me when wire play
she’s very helpful!!
don’t get electrocuted 😵💫
Sup everyone! Call me Mic (or Youra if you know me irl). I just post silly stuff here. I am into a bunch of things tbh lmao. So yeah if you wanna look around, you're welcome to stop by!
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