As A Very Wise Sensei Named Wu Once Said: “The Best Way To Defeat An Enemy Is To Make Them Your Friend”.

Do you watch, or at least like politics? Like global or local news?

Fuck politics

in other words: hell no

The most appropriate response to getting tagged

Wrong: “Why am I tagged here?”

Right: Whomst has summoned the almighty one? Why has thee mentioned me in this beauty/monstrosity?”

Thank you for your time

LMAOOOO HIII HEYYO HII

henlo

she got that DAWG in her

This. This is literally so UziN core I am going to fucking die.

Grumpy Affectionate Dialogue

“Will you stop when I say it? Okay, you’re cute.”

“I don’t even want your attention – that much.”

“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”

“If any other person did this to me, they would be in big trouble.”

“This will not stop me from calling you an idiot.”

“No, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”

“I can never say ‘no’ to you, can I?”

“Why is your stupid face just so kissable.”

“I personally like it, but you do look silly like this.”

“Don’t call me angel. You’re angel!”

“How do you always make me love you even more when I don’t want to.”

“Too bad, you need to sleep here now. I can’t seem to sleep without you anymore.”

“I wouldn’t mind holding your hand. I guess.”

“This is stupid. And I hate that I like it so much.”

“No, I’m not cute, you’re cute!”

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Liam and Bryce core

Roommates Arguments

Things that roommates could argue about:

not doing the dishes

not caring enough for their pets

not repairing damage their pets did

about who can use the bathroom first in the morning

about the people they bring into the shared space

being too loud when they get in late or go out early

never going grocery shopping

eating all of their food

never doing their chores

music or TV is too loud

stealing the other person's clothes

regularly burning the food they try to cook

not paying rent on time or other bills

about what they will watch for movie night

one being a night owl and the other being an early bird

their partner basically living with them without paying rent

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I’M SO PROUD OF THIS! Though I still don’t know how the fuck autocaptions work

I remembered I had this edit and decided to post it here dhsjdjjdhdjk

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

Just a lil TestPhone4 animatic!

@kishyyyy

me when wire play

she’s very helpful!!

don’t get electrocuted 😵‍💫