Bruxita e Heauxita 🧙🧹🪬🔮
27 posts
Post masturbatory guilt.
Lying is my favorite hobby
I worry that AI will replace unemployment soon ☹️
People stalk because they're weird and creepy; I stalk out of curiosity because I need intellectual stimulation. It's all about intent.
If CLAWS on TNT were renewed for a 5th season, Sukihana would be a perfect casting choice.
Bowen Yang cast as Kevin Leonardo in a 2028 lifetime biopic… who’s with me..?🙋♂️🙋♂️
I identify as catholic but I'm biologically an atheist who retweets porn on twitter and listens to trap music.
The emotional connection to the desired outcome enhances the manifestation process, not saying it’s necessary when manifesting because you can manifest in any state, but it can be helpful since it creates a stronger energetic vibration. It's been my go-to method lol.
I think I suffer from all four subtypes of narcissism
I call her lunch lady cuz she give me sloppy
Book-Tok is definitive proof that reading isn't exclusive to smart people.
Today I explained to my youth pastor who's on the registry what a “Christian BBL” was
How many lesbians went to conversion therapy after Jojo Siwa came out..? Be honest.
Done g-mailed my professor a death threat
IQ slightly below room temperature💆♂️
let’s all stop acting like episode is the most horrid app out there like DAMN THE STORIES R GOOD!!
The leaking of my Phineas and Ferb omegaverse fanfic in the 6th grade has condemned my social life to nearly a decade long state of penury.
#Phineas #Ferb #Wattpad #twatpad #AO3 #thisismykingdomcome #bullied
This pussy don't gangbang, but it accidentally turned that Crip to a Blood
What does it mean when my posts get substantially more comments than likes? Asking for a friend…
I don’t run trains… but for that bread? Choo choo. 🚂
#faneto
When you stay home sick from school and bæ sends you the homework AND sympathy nudes !!! 😍😍
#Ilovethislife