Barty Crouch Jr Lighting His Cigarettes With A Taser. Reblog If You Agree

YES. I dont really know why but I've always imagined Evan as the tallest mf ever. Like u thought Remus was tall- no Evan was the tallest at 6'4.

Barty was still real fucking tall at 6'3 but Evan used that 1 inch of height difference over Barty any chance he got

[And personally, I think Remus was somewhere between 6'3 and 6'4]

Bonus -

Before every kiss Evan would ask Barty if he needed help reaching up to Evan's lips

Barty, Evan, and remus are the tallest out of the main characters

They stand over their friends and lean on their heads

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month, and—

Landon: No returns.

Demon: But —sobbing— it’s whispering things that scare me.

PETER PETTIGREW

His skin seared where he got the dark mark, he wanted to take a knife and cut that patch of skin off. He'd lose James,Sirius and Remus for sure after this. He didn't want to betray them - they were his family, but he couldn't let Philo, his sister who pretty much raised him, die. So yes, he betrayed the only family he'd ever known, he had no choice.

i js want u to know that the folklore love triangle is actually jartylus

barty - augustine

regulus - james

james - betty

maybe its js me tho?

Landon: Truth or dare?

Jeremy: Truth

Landon: I dare you to kiss me

Jeremy: *kisses Landon*

Remington: He didn’t even choose dare?

BARTY CROUCH JR

'I fucked up. I fucked up . I fucked up' Barty could not look away from him- Harry Potter, the boy who lived ; but he was supposed to be Haz the adorable lil' kid with a toothless smile. He was supposed to go on playdates with Luna and be spoiled rotten by his uncle Barty and uncle Evan.

He was James' carbon copy with Lily's eyes. But it was his behaviour that made Barty want to crawl into a hole - his dry humour and quick remarks, his skill in quidditch and even his smile was Regulus'.

But he would never get to know him as Haz, just 'Mr. Potter' and he would never get to be uncle Barty , instead he'd be Professor Moody .

Marilily

good luck babe is mary singing abt lily who refuses to admit that shes lesbian. tuney already thinks shes a freak [internalised homophobia] and as she dies her last thought is that shes nothing more than his wife

ok but remember the joshua olivia and sab drama of 2020 ryt

so this cud alternatively be

barty - liv

regulus - joshua

james - sab

[except james and regulus stay together]

bonus

evan as louis partridge

i js want u to know that the folklore love triangle is actually jartylus

barty - augustine

regulus - james

james - betty

maybe its js me tho?

barty and regulus would be menaces on dress to impress. like serving top tier cunt. divas.

BARTYLUS

Unrequited Bartylus is just so precious to me for some reason.

Barty thinks Regulus loves him the same way he loves Regulus. But Regulus doesn't realise Barty likes him in that way, he thinks it's a friends with benefits situation without any feelings involved... So one day when he goes to his dorm to tell Barty, his best friend, about James Potter and how he thinks he's falling for Jamie, he doesn't quiet understand why Barty looks like he's going to breakdown.

Barty thought it was more than just a quick fuck between two friends. So hearing about James Potter broke him. He knew it showed on his face so he covered it up quickly and teased Regulus, before making some two-bit exuse and running Dorcas' dorm- she always helps...

[And Evan was there watching as his bestfriend broke the heart of the boy Evan loved, getting his own heart broken]