Me When My 3d Gives Me Symptoms Of An 3d:

Fuck next week is pancake Tuesday. THEYRE SO HIGH IN CALS ALREADY AND I JUST KNOW THEYRE GONNA GREASE THE PAN WITH BUTTER

I want to confess my love to monster ultra Red (why is it so underrated!??!?!) Like ik it's 16 cals but it's better than 200 ig

I never spend money on stuff I actually want but blow it all on snacks. Maybe if I stopped I'd be happier because I actually have stuff I want and so much less fat too

Does anyone have any good low cal ninja creami recipes? Any one I find always has fairlife in it but we don't have that here😭 also xanthan gum is impossible to find but I'm willing to order that

A guy at work gave me an ice cream pop and I felt bad because he went all the way across the kitchen to give one to me so I ate it and now I'm at my maintenance☹️ (major fatty alert)

My parents are back to accusing me of ⭐️ving and I'm like what????? Like I am but around them I eat so much I occasionally ended up binging just to prove a point just for them to accuse me anyway???

Lw come back to me☹️

Got a mini stepper today. I keep saying I'll get off at a certain time and when it reaches that time I keep going...I feel so happy rn. I'm sweating sm but I never want to get off

Ugh I wish someone would buy me a ninja creami so I can just live off of low cal ice cream recipes. Living in a small town sucks we get hardly any low cal ice cream options😔🙏