Dialogue Prompt - Blog Posts

Funny dialogue prompts. ( AKA crackhead stuff I've heard from those around me)

There's so much sexual tension between you two that it's enough to power the city for generations. So shut up and confess already. You love, A

Is that a lion driving a truck?! Shut up, dude, you're just high.

You wanna fight asshole?! I have enough titties to beat you !

I'm not cute! I'm hot and sexy. At least that's how I try to be but he still doesn't stop calling me cute!!

What letter comes before A? I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

You know, sometimes I'm so sexy,it scares me .

You're as stupid as Einstein! Einstein was a genius,you fool.

Of course, I love you baby. But not as much as food.

Have you ever been horny for food?

I never said I hated A, I mean he's so cute I wanna bury him in my backyard .

I want a hug! But don't touch me.

Are you a boob person or a butt person? I prefer the bones .

Truth or dare ? I prefer the lies.

One a scale of one - to - ten, how high are you? I don't know man, but this rock just gave me a prophecy.

Is that a... Fish in your pocket ?

You forgot the ice cream again?! See? This is exactly why we divorced!! We're siblings,you drunk ass!

I'm not drunk ! I'm moderately functioning!

Mom,is there any way I can disown [ name] ?. No, honey,you can't disown your own sibling.

If you're gonna die then at least give me your WiFi password.

Story prompt.

( I don't know if anyone would like this but I got an idea...)

A group of characters have been rounded up by an antagonistic group .

The leader orders, " leave the adults. It's the children you must kill. They're the most dangerous ones "

Why are the children dangerous than the adults?

Write a story.

Enemies to lovers dialogue ~

I'm a sucker for the enemies to lovers trope and therefore I present few prompts to help give birth to more ships in this trope !!it's miscellaneous,I hope ya like it...

"That night was a mistake and you know that...-I-it was a moment of vulnerability! We were both overcome by stupid emotions..."

Enemies don't kiss each other like that! Enemies don't crave the touch of each other! "

Shut up! and wipe that smirk off your face before I do it myself! Oh yeah? Why don't you come over and do it with your lips hm?

I can't stop thinking about that...kiss.

I said you're beautiful ok?! Jeez, do you have something wrong with your hearing?

"They say forbidden fruits taste the best. Then that explains why you taste so f***king delicious to me. "

Who did this to you?! Who hurt you like this? TELL ME!!!

Are you crazy?! What if someone saw us?! But I missed you...

Hey, look at me. You are going to be alright. I'm here for you ok?

This doesn't change anything. You know I still hate you.

Did I make your heart flutter hm? Haha, you look like a tomato!

This isn't right! We are not supposed to be like this! I'm not supposed to have feelings for my enemy!

You're so adorable when you blush!!

Nightmares again? Ya want me to keep you company?

W-why did you kiss me?

I'll break your neck if you kiss me like that again! .ohh, feisty. That's what I like.

Why didn't you tell me you were wounded?!

Why would you love me?! I'm not worthy of being loved! All I do is hurt the people I care about!

I don't think I can hold back anymore.

Do you know what pisses me off?! It's that I still care about you. I still love you even after all the shit you put me through.

You. Are. Mine .

Wait - was that your first time ?! You're a virgin??!

Why do I remember kissing you?

Your cheesy flirting won't work on me. Oh really? Then why are you blushing?

Oh yeah? Why don't you come over here and make me?

I always knew that you'd one day fall for me. But I didn't expect you to be at my feet this early.

I never meant to hurt you...please come back to me.

I'll wait for you. I'll wait for you to come to me.

Shut up before I kiss you again!!

What the hell are you doing in my apartment?! Wait- are you drunk?! Nooooooooooo...* Giggles*

Oh my god, why are you bleeding so much?! This isn't what you mean by a small wound!!

No one is allowed to kill you except me you understand? Stop getting into stupid fights!

Wait- you mean I took your first kiss?!

You have five seconds to pull away before I change my mind. I don't want you regretting this kiss

You have no idea how much... I hate you.No idea...

I'm not going to hold back anymore. I'm going to make you mine.

Open your eyes, damnit!!! Don't you die on me like this! I won't allow you...!

God...you're like a drug to me. So beautiful yet so...intoxicating .

Why are you being so nice to me? Don't tell me you've already fallen for me.

You have no idea how long I've waited to kiss you like this... To touch you like this...

I hate you!! Oh, I know you love me ~

I know I'm not supposed to be like this... But it feels so right.

Why don't you come closer and let me show you how it's done, sweetheart.

Did I ever tell you, you look cute when you're angry? Because that's how you look right now. Like a cute angry bunny.

S-shut up !! I'm not blushing! You are!!!

No, I'm not leaving you behind again. I won't lose you a second time.

I have never wanted anyone as much as I wanted you.

" This is wrong... I-I can't love you... We're supposed to mortal enemies !

Oh my gosh, did I make the stoic, emotionless A, blush, hmm?

I hate you, right? I'm supposed to hate you... But why can't I anymore?

Why won't you just admit it?! I know you feel the same way I do.

I'm never leaving you alone again.Not this time.

Stop caring about me okay?! I never asked you to have feelings for me!

- It's because I care about you ok ?!Why is that so hard to believe?!!

Why is your face so red,babe? Am I too hot for ya ?

Haha,I love to see your reaction. You're such a fun tease.

How do you expect me to not fall for you when you keep behaving like that?

Wait - you guys betted on us to become a couple ?! I thought you were my friends?! How could you ?T-this literally one of the top ten anime betrayals!!!

You're making it hard to resist kissing you when you look like that.

Ahh,stop attacking me so much...! Shut up , I know you love my kisses.

Smut prompts

You better be bare underneath.

Your innocence is strangely a turn on for me. It makes me want to taint you...

I'm going to make you scream.

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen,my love.

Is that enough punishment ?

Why are you soaking wet my love?

By the time I'm done with you, the only one on your mind would be me ,The only name on your lips would be mine. And it would be my touch that you would crave.

You're such a cute little kitten when you're flustered like this.

Mmm~ I want you so badly.

You want me to be rough with you, don't you?

Do you want me to be rough ?

I could go for a round two.

I know you want me.

Please touch me,I pray

I know you want it .

I think I've found your sweet spot.

You're so cute. It makes me want to tease you more.

You're so perfect my love. So damn perfect...

You have no idea how long I've waited to able to touch you like this.

What ? Does that turn you on ,hmm~?

Good girl .

On your knees.

You don't want everyone to hear you do you ?

Wanna take a shower with me ?

Take off my clothes and look me in the eyes while you do it.

This would teach you, who you belong to.

Lay back and relax .

Haha, why are you so shy now? You were so confident when you were teasing me earlier .

Y-You not going to hold back are you?

I'm starting to think your brain is made of ninety nine percent horny cells.

This is what you get for being naughty with your teasing.

What do you think about BDSM?

Mouth or hands? Choose .

I want you now. Tonight .

Tonight ,we ride or die . Literally.

Y-You want me to take off my clothes?

Why are trying to act so innocent now, hm?

You have the body of a goddess.

Relax, I promise I won't hurt you .

S-stop it ...I'm working-mmh...

Hero × villain prompt.

Hero:" Why are you doing this?!"

Villain : "Cause I'm a bad guy, duh."

Hero : "...did you just make a Billie Eilish reference? "

Smut prompts II

" Do it slowly..."

" I know what you like .

"You know exactly what I want ."

"Ready for me ?/ it ? "

"I feel so sensitive ...ah - !"

" Faster... please ..."

" Bedroom . Now ."

" How can I resist you when you look like that ?

" I wore it just for you ~"

" No...let's continue. "

"I'm not letting you sleep tonight. "

" You deserve to be loved. Every inch of your body deserves to be loved."

" I'd rather explore you "

"mmh..it's so tempting..."

"You like it don't you ? "

" Bring what you wore last time "

" Damnit! Now I'm excited again ."

" Stop . You're turning me on."

" Does that turn you on ?"

" I want you so bad . I can't hold back anymore"

" You're not allowed to make a sound."

" Time for your punishment , kitty "

"You can do all sort of things to me. "

" Don't stop . Did I tell you to stop ?"

" I - I ...don't think I can hold back anymore..."

" I'll be gentle . I promise. "

" Haha, You're so cute when you're nervous ."

" I want to hear you, baby".

" I bought this just for you ~"

" Should I take off your shirt ?"

" I'm literally holding back from ripping that dress off your body "

" You're so hot , baby "

" Are you trying to seduce me ?"

" I miss the feel of your body against mine. "

" Don't tempt me . I'm already finding it hard to hold back. "

Random dialogue prompts.

" Hey , look at me ... You're okay. It's going to be alright. "

" Can't you trust me just this once ?"

" I -It hurts... Everything hurts- ."

" Oh yeah ? Why don't you come here and say it to my face "

" You have five seconds to run before I slit your throat "

" Don't test me, love . Patience isn't my biggest strength "

" Hurt her again and I'm gonna harvest your balls !"

" Say it one more time. I dare you "

"Aww... That touched my stone cold heart "

"Baby , I love you ...but if you fart one more time - "

" I'm sexy and I hate it ...~"

" I can't breathe. I can't -"

" Am I crazy if I say I can't get enough of you ?"

" We shouldn't do this here . Someone might see ..."

" I want to love every part of you . Just let me love you .. "

" look me in the eyes and say it " " Don't Tell me you don't feel the same "

" Aww... You're so good to me. "

" Shut up and get out of my sight ! "

" Did you even love me ?"

" Why do you care now ?! You never did before !"

" I can't love you..."

" I despise you ! . I despise you with every fiber of my being! "

" Wow . For once you actually said something sensible "

" I can't stop thinking about that kiss "

" Wow...! So that's how a plant looks like. It's so ... green."

" Did I even matter to you huh ?"

" You're not allowed to kiss me "

" leave me alone . I'm not talking to you anymore"

" I bet he banged you senseless right ?"

" oh my gosh. Did I say that aloud ?"

Fluff prompts !

" You have a cute blush "

" I prefer you as my pillow "

" Soft " "you're so soft ... - I'm not letting you leave "

"You're just the cutest little angel in the universe ! "

" I love the way you feel "

" You're so lovable "

" I care about you more "

" you're so beautiful . Believe me. "

" I won't stop kissing you "

" I love your smile !'

" I like being with you "

" stop it .. you'll make me feel shy..."

" are you blushing ?"

" I want to kiss you ... just a little bit.

" I like being cuddled "

" could we maybe make out ?"

" aww... My little mess being cute as always "

" I never ever want to lose you , my love "

" I'm so lucky to be with you ".

" you're just too cute aren't you ? "

" I think you're adorable "

" I'm so lucky to have you "

" wanna cuddle ?"

" everybody loves hugs and kisses .

I'm so happy I have you now .

" can I at least get a hug ?"

" No. I'm not letting you go "

" can we just stay like this for a while?"

" you're so important to me "

" I love your lips.."

" there's almost nothing better than kissing you "

Prompt ~ !

A: I wanna kiss you...

B: well, what's stopping you ?

A: hmm... nothing.. , They smile and lean in and kiss B .

Prompt !

A smiles at B .

A :" Don't smile at me like that..."

B: laughs. "Why ? "

B: " Because it makes you look attractive and...bites their lip ."

A: laughs and smirks ,"attractive huh ? And... what ?" Leans closer to B.

B : blushes . "A-and makes your lips look more kissable... "Mumbles shyly .

A: smirks" oh yeah ? " They slip their arms around B's waist , leaning in closer.

B: nods and grins " yeah ..."

A ,smiles and pulls B into a loving kiss .