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In-ho: Yo, what if we placed our beds next to each other in Minecraft?
Gi-hun: Um. There's a problem.
In-ho: Yes?
Gi-hun: Uh. Don't get mad.
Gi-hun: I don't own Minecraft.
In-ho: We're not heroes.
In-ho: Well, I'm not. *points to gi-hun* he is
In-ho: But he's insane, as you may have noticed.
In-ho: Gi-hun, you'll be working with Sang-woo and The saleman and me
Gi-hun: Alright! My fantasy 4some!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Gi-hun: ...Of people on a team
In-ho: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story…?
Gi-hun: You are, though - it’s called “your life.”
In-ho: Shut the fuck up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.
Gi-hun: But those are your demons.
In-ho: ...
In-ho: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.
Jun-ho: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
In-ho: But did I make you cry?
Jun-ho: *cries on the spot*
In-ho: ...Shit.
( in a no squid game au but in-ho still loses his wife and kids)
In-ho, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…
Jun-ho: Literally none of that is true, In-ho.
In-ho: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?
Gi-hun: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted.
The saleman: I'm stuff!
Sang-woo: I'm got distracted!
In-ho: We had sex.
In-ho: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Gi-hun: White carnations , why?
In-ho:
Gi-hun: Were you going to get me flowers?
In-ho:
Gi-hun:
In-ho: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
**In-ho:** My heart beats a frantic dalgona faster just thinking about your… incredible skill at making rice cakes. You’re truly a culinary masterpiece.
**Gi-hun:** Oh, In-ho. Your eyes… they glimmer like the perfectly calibrated number sequence on a winning lottery ticket. I feel… a sudden urge to gamble everything on our future together. Even if the odds are 456 to 1.
**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.
**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.
**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.
**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?
**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!
**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.
**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.
**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.
In-ho: I could kill you if I wanted.
Gi-hun: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
In-ho: I had to resort to eating expired noodles to survive last night.
Gi-hun: Oh no! I'm so sorry!
In-ho: Why are you smiling?
Gi-hun: Expired noodles? You're finally becoming a commoner!
In-ho: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Gi-hun: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life
In-ho: Your existence is confusing.
Gi-hun: How so?
In-ho: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
( if in-ho join the first time with gi-hun and sang-woo)
In-ho: Guys, I’ve figured out the secret to winning the Squid Game! It's all about befriending the guards. Bribery? Nah, I'm talking heartfelt origami cranes. Apparently, they're suckers for a good crane.
Sang-woo:(Scoffs) Origami cranes? In-ho, you're going to get us all killed. My strategy involves charming the VIPs with my dazzling spreadsheet skills. They *love* a good pivot table.
Gi-hun: Hold on, you two. My plan is foolproof. I'm going to win by sheer luck. I’ve already predicted the winning marble color – it’s... uh... sparkly purple. Yes, sparkly purple. Don't question it.