I Have A Thought - Blog Posts

My brain had a thought.

The show "two broke girls" but it's Mammon and Satan, them being Caroline and Max.

(the hipster hold up)

Some guy: oh good you're still open.

Mammon: oh. yes we are. what can we get for you?

Guy: everything in the register

Mammon: oh my god. It's a hipster hold up.

Guy: hand it over. I have a gun.

Satan: well I have a death wish so that's not gonna happen.

Look pal.

We work at this cupcake window from 2 to 4, 6 nights a week.

And that is after 8 hours of slinging hash at the diner next door for lousy minimum wage which a bunch of rich politicians out in...Help me out.

Mammon: Washington.

Satan: what he said. Don't wanna raise. Then, we walk home to our illegal one bedroom apartment, get three hours of NyQuil-induced sleep before we have to get back up and share a bowl of Spanish language Cheerios.

So, no. *Slams hands on the counter*

I am not giving you our hard earned money and if you're gonna shoot me, better aim good. Because if you miss, I will climb over this counter, tear off your head and it will be our new tip jar.

Guy: yeah I just robbed Pizza Pizza. Here's a 20. Have a good night.