I Have Issues - Blog Posts

Lmao imagine being drawn to angst unconsciously so every piece of media you consume ends sadly and horribly and angsty.

Also like balling your fucking eyes out over fictional characters deaths or sadness or whatever

And then turning around and messing up your own characters lives so much that everyone they love dies horribly.

It’s almost like happiness is scarier than being sad

Can’t say I don’t do the same with my life either 🥲

me with Frank Castle or Matt Murdock

if i get another “kai should’ve been the green ninja” comment from someone who hasn’t watched the show since they were 7 on hinge im going to explode,, yall are not rizzing me up by being purely wrong about something i know more than you abt

(context on my hinge profile i have “secretly the green ninja” as a response to one of the prompts)

..I have parental issues nd right now I’m jus thinkin bout the level of care nd comfort MC would receive if they had the same thing nd explained it to the boys…like imagine Lucifer telling you he’s proud of you nd that you did well after learning a new spell because he knows how much it means to you..or Mammon knowing you so well that he can see when your upset no matter how well you mask and he always knows just what to get you to make you feel better..or Levi teaching you how to play his games and losing on purpose to see you smile, putting on a show like he’s upset about his loss..or Satan reading you a bedtime story and doing different voices for different characters because he knows you find it funny..or Asmo doing your hair up like your mother never did and telling you how beautiful you are..or Beel always making sure you’re well fed and giving you hugs whenever you need them..or Belphie letting you sleep in his bed nd holding you tight after a nightmare or bad nighttime thoughts..

what made him think this was okay?? what was the need?? and can he please do more of it

you may be thinking about good omens or xmen

But I, like the intellectual I am, was thinking about how Optimus Prime calls Ratchet old friend

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

Characters and Pets

Tomoneko Race: Human Talent: Cleric (secondary Mage)

Tomoniku Race: Human Talent: Mage (secondary Cleric)

Kanehana Race: Elf Talent: Archery (secondary Apothecary)

Fushojiki Race: Elf Talent: Battle Alchemy (secondary Warrior)

Avaan Race: Human Talent: Ninja

Kururizaki Race: Human Talent: Gunslinger

Lucienchisei Race: Human Talent: Lancer

Hikitoru Race: Giant Talent: Fighter

Rajuan Race: Giant Talent: Warrior (secondary Bank)

DJmoonmoon Race: Human Talent: Tailor (secondary Bank/Guild leader of MoonMoon)

Taitoshion Race: Human Talent: Bard (secondary Bank)

Alysster Race: Elf Talent: Mage

Adina Race: Elf Talent: Archery

Aidanrenhart Race: Human Talent: Gunslinger

Emmetlockett Race: Human Talent: Warrior(for now) Newbie(Forgot the actual name, but it’s a girl) Race: Human Talent: Forgot

______________________________________________________________ Pets TBA~ I have so many send help

Me m-me me when uh when uh Dr. House

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You: aren’t you the guy that hid in my backseat to scare me for like three days?

Toby: No!

Toby: It was five.

I saw a Grammarly ad today and got inspired lol

pov: one, two Grammarly is coming for you

You hear Grammarly in the distance, their long nails scraping across the walls of the hall. You're trying hard not to hyperventilate. Hand flies over your mouth in horror when your childhood lamp falls, then shatters. The lamp was made by your late-great grandmother in 1939. She was a film writer with a side hobby of making pottery. You look at the ceiling, Sorry, Grandma, you inwardly apologize to yourself, and everyone you've ever wronged too. This is what it feels like when your life flashes before your eyes. The scraping stops, you inhale sharply. This is it, this is how I die, is the only thing you find yourself thinking. A soft knock follows shortly after the scraping stops, You imagine their tall pale head snapping towards your door, fingers clawing at it. Surprisingly there is no clawing, just a gentle knock. You check to make sure the door is locked, firmly. You whip out your phone, then put it away again. No use in calling the police now, it's already over for you. You know your family is next. A soft hum can be heard from outside your bedroom, then a loud slam. You peer out from your hiding place. A long, white hand with lengthy nails has broken through your door. There is a hole in the door, right above the silver handle. You retract your body back immediately, but you know it's no use. They will get you eventually. You are eternally doomed. As you expected, they sniff you out. The last thing you see is that haunting pale hand. The last thing you smell is fear. The last thing you touch is the fine brown carpet of your childhood bedroom. The last thing you taste is your bloody lip, which you damaged earlier in the frantic escape. You will never escape again. The last thing you hear is this quiet, almost angelic serenade, "Writing isn't easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader. Much better. Are you ready to give it a try...?"