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I Imagine He Tilts The Earth On It’s Side And It Has A Reset Button Like A SNES - Blog Posts

1 year ago

So you know how Jesus was supposed to be like… 100% totally just human, right? And like, humans got free-will n’ stuff.

So now I’m just imagining Jesus getting into accidents and dying, then God going “Well shit.” And rewinding time so his kid can try again because he fucked up and didn’t die in the right way.


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