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Jason: Salim and I don't have pet names for each other
Nick: what do bees make?
Jason: Honey?
Nick: huh, really thought that would work
Jason: ha! You idiot
Salim, from another room: yeah?
Salim: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.
Jason:
Jason: Are you okay.
Jason: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Nick: Did Salim say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Jason: DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS–
Jason: Be myself? I have a day to win over Zain. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Nick: Couple weeks.
Rachel: Six months.
Eric: Jury’s still out.
Jason: See? “be yourself”, seriously, Nicky? What kind of garbage advice is that?
Jason: Fuck AND marry Salim, and I’ll kill everyone else.
Nick: Damn it, Jason. That’s not how the game works.
Rachel: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'.
Nick: *looks at Jason and Salim*
Nick: Is it 'sexual tension'?
Salim: Crushes are the worst.
Jason: Right. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Salim: You're always acting stupid.
Jason: Yeah... don't think about that too hard.
Salim: [takes a deep breath] Today is gonna be a good day
Salim: [deep breath] There’s going to be no bullshit
Salim: [opens the door to see Jason standing there]
Jason: My shoes are on the roof again
Salim: [closes the door]
salim is jason’s manic pixie dream boy
Rachel: Ah yes, the four love languages.
Rachel, pointing at Eric: “My family never told me they were proud of me”
Rachel, pointing at Salim: “I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes”
Rachel, pointing at Nick: “Please pay attention to me”
Rachel, pointing at Jason: “Touch Starved”
Eric: Rachel gave me a “Get Better Soon” card
Salim: That’s really nice of her!
Eric: I’m not sick, she just thinks i could do better
Jason: Salim is the kind of person that makes everyone think about them all the time, even when you’re asleep, right?
Rachel: I don’t think of Salim all the time
Eric: I don’t dream about Lieutenant Othman
Nick: When you say everyone, do you mean yourself?
Jason: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Salim.
Nick: Not everybody likes Salim.
Jason: Who doesn’t?
Nick: What?
Jason: Names, now. Give me their names.
Jason: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Jason: Ask me to kill for you.
Salim: ...First of all, calm down-
Semper Fi? more like Simper Fi, amirite?