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they’re the worst ever
(@/roseyycatt’s dtiys on twitter!)
Jon Sims the character that you are, you've got me painting memes now XD
"Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing."
Some Season 5 Statement Jon.
Statement begins. 👁️
Guess who finished their first ever listen of The Magnus Archives January 1st. Me. It was me. Happy new year I'm still not emotionally recovered.
𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥!
This drawing of Jon I did while at my little sisters swim meet, it’s not my favorite but it took forever Sorry it’s been a minute since I posted anything junior year is kicking my ass
me: I don't think I'll do a lot of fanart for magnus archives
me after watching third season:
yeah, I fell into this pit, and I felt hard (and I love it)
I attempted to draw Jonathan Sims, ignore the shitty quality and the even shittier lighting
Whenever I'm feeling sad I just imagine Jon reading a statement fully in character, tears and everything, then immediately just sitting up, breathing in and going 'statement ends' like nothing happened before concluding that what he just passionately read out loud was utter bullshit
The voice in my head that narrates everything either sounds like Jonathan Sims or John Doe from Malevolent and I'm starting to think that I've developed some mild obsessions
I wholeheartedly agree with the idea that Arthur Lester could probably do TMA but Jon could NOT do Malevolent AT ALL. Jon would have gotten killed by Eddie.
How is Jon's skin SO BAD that the homegirl made of PLASTIC has to point it out like damn use some Vaseline or something at least
From raging skeptic to paranoid little shit, everybody welcome Jonathan Sims to the stage
S1 Jon will never not be funny to me, especially in 'Arachnophobia', because you mean to tell me that the body of the person who made a statement involving being haunted by a spider was found completely encased in web and Jon still managed to say "I'm sure there is a perfectly normal explanation for this occurring. He should have gotten therapy or something."
saw this shirt and knew what had to be done
Jonathan Sims. The archivist. The bringer of the apocalypse and an avatar of the eye.
Found the merry go round in the london zoo thrilling. THRILLING.
I love this man.
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Hello, Jon.
Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.
Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG
The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG
It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao
Ceaseless watcher, get his ass
There are like 5 rules to follow in order to survive a bunch of creepy mosters and entities who want to kill you.
One of them is NOT GOING INTO A CREEPY COFFIN THAT WILL TRAP YOU ALIVE.
ARE YOU LISTENING JON!??!?!?!
Jonmartin Week is TWO WEEKS Away!!!
Event Info
what better to storyboard for my portfolio than my fav terror-ridden little guys in love? only five years too late but who's counting
WE GOT THE WHOLE ARCHIVAL STAFF LETS GOO!!!!
Look at my children! MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN!!!
Magnus Institute Job Interview
Elias: Do you speak any foreign languages?
Jonathan Sims: No, but—
Elias: Don’t worry, you will.