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Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!
Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️
(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)
Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭
Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3
I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up
Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…
Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀
Kisame, definitely. Love shark characters
Reblog this post with YOUR favorite Akatsuki member.
I love sharks and fishy/sharkie characters so i don’t have to imagine too much (not enough people appreciate him though)
First time a saw him (in the manga) i went “sharkie :D” and i still go “sharkie :D” every time cause the mental illness will never stop
Imagine
Kisame Hoshigaki getting the love and appreciation he deserves
Admin H
This was fun to do.
Draw the Squad
Credit me if yall use it
All of my cosplays so far in my history of being a cosplayer
Whiteboard drawings while I’m sick, I want someone to do the ena meme with kisame and itachi, I cant spell lol.
The Akatsuki's Shadow
WOO LFMAO
I am going to redo this on paper, with pencil and maybe even pen because I am honestly NOT the best when it comes to online/digital art (its not really my cup of tea but I try LFMAO)
This Fanart to the book
The Akatsuki's Shadow on Wattpad written KitAkatsuki! (@kittiakatsuki here on Tumblr)
Link here:
Book 1: A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader
Book 2: The Akatsuki's Shadow
other(s): Akatsuki Oneshots (Based on A Taster of Modern Living and Akatsuki's Shadow)
ONE SHIP CHALLANGE WITH THE AKATSUKI
°•°Hidan•°•
2K words!
Shoves the whole fucking thing in his mouth, chew as casually as possible till the heat hits his tongue then he starts to chew REAL slow, tears pricking his eyes as his breathing grows ragged.
Finally he would 'swallow' and then let out the most gutteral, and ear peircing screetch as he scrambled to try and wash the nasty and hot ass taste from his mouth as he screams a string of curses
°•°Kakuzu•°•
Honestly, at first he wouldn't take it too seriously. But at first he would take a huge ass bite and glance at your ear face before chewing slightly. Imidiately his cheeks grow red, nose begins to run dispite his age- he then coughs into he ball of his hand with a hissing inhail.
"It's not hot." He stated bluntly, you just lift a finger to point at his very obviously tear filled eyes.
"Your eyes are waterin-"
"Shut the fuck up."
When you retreat back to your room hands raised in mocking surrender, that man dead ass is hastily making his way to guzzle down anything that might sooth his burning mouth, aching throat, and scorching stomach.
°•°Itachi•°•
He dead ass thought he could handle the heat. But nope!-
Popped that chip in his mouth and his hands are already flapping, tongue lulling from his mouth as he chants 'HOT' repeatedly with teary eyes.
You thought he would have been way more composed over this but again- you were wrong!-
You hand the man a nice soothing glass of milk to imidiately down as you coo in giggling comfort, voice laced with guilt.
"Are you okay Itachi?" You squeak slightly rubbing comforting circle along the little of his back.
The said man sat hunched forwards, elbows jabbing into his thichs as his head rested in his trembling hands. Breathing having gone ragged as his tongue hung from his mouth as if a panting dog.
"Yeah- yeah I'm fine- just stunned-" he lied.
You pout slightly again handing him the cup of milk to which he took greatfuly.
"I said you didn't have to do it if you didn't want too..." Placing the cup onto the end table next to the furnatures armrest he shook his head.
"If I don't want to do it I wouldn't have aten it. But now I regret it."
°•°Kisame•°•
Poor man-
You honestly refused to give him the chip in fear of what it would do to his stomach since his body has certain needs and things that he can't ingest due to his shark like appearance and shit.
But!
When you turned your head for just a MOMENT that black chip was already between his teeth. And gone.
You stated at him concerned as his cheeks begin to flush, eyes begin to water, chest raising stutteres and breathing hitches.
Without a sound that shark-man is dashing his way to the kitchen faster than the fitness gram pacer test to seek something- ANYTHING to sooth his aching soul.
°•°Sasori•°•
"No." And that was final. Door closing in your face as he slithered back to his desk to carve his puppets.
°•°Deidara•°•
Poor poor boy.
Remember how art is an explosion?
Not this explosion.
This one he fucking HATES with a burning hatred.
Deidara just nipped the corner of that chip- not too bad at first, yes it was spicy but that was just the beginning.
Seeing that the chip wasn't as hot as potrayed- he shoved the whole thing in his mouth with a nonchalant shrug, chewing away.
That was till his movements came to a hault and choked out a stiffled cough.
"You alright Dei?" You questioned, an amused smirk across your smug features.
Deidara trembled slightly before lifting a wavering thumb in false reassurance. "Yea-h I'm fine-" as if on cue he begins to hack violently, shoving his fingers down his throat to rid of the charcoal colored chip that he had so foolishly swallowed. As this was being done he yanked his hand away flapping it wildly as the mouth in his palm began to gape tongue lulling from its place in his hand.
"OW OW OW!" He whimpered, blowing on the snarling feature in his palm that now had the slightest specks of the devil's chip on its skin.
As the blond arsonist cried out in agony you screamed out in utterly laughter, throat growing raw from the large amount of air that left your lungs.
And with that, he- from now on- will make you bite into it first to make sure you didn't sneak a lill' surprise in there.
•°•Pein°•°
Just like Sasori, he declined your request/demand with much confidence.
•°•Tobi°•°
THIS POOR MAN-CHILD
HE TRUSTED YOU
"Now Tobi, this is REALLY hot..."
"Tobi can handle it!" He beamed, reaching his grabby hands toward the price of food that you yanked from his reach. Tobi let out a whine in protest as he slumped forwards, resting his weight against your now leaning figure.
You handed him the chip reluctantly before it was snatched form your fingers and downed almost imidiately by the Uchiha.
"(Y/n)-Chan! That was goo-" his sentence was cut incredibly short- stopped with a hissing gasp as his hands began to wave violently from under the cloaks sleeves, you could see the heat in his ears as his face was covered by the orange mask.
You imidiately felt bad as he began to wait in agony, dashing around the hide out as if it were caught ablaze, screeching that his mouth was going to wither away!
You had grabbed the poor man a large glass of milk to sooth his aching tummy.
"Tobi is never going to trust you again..." He spoke, voice hinted with betrayal as you stroked the crown of his head, sweeping back the short black locks of his hair. You snickered slightly at the males words.
"Hey, don't blame me. I warned you and you didn't listen to me. Like a always say- 'curiosity killed the cat'-"
"-But this time satisfaction did NOT bring it back."
•°•Zetsu°•°
"No thank you (Y/n), Not interested in your stupid little experiment."
"Don't be rude- I don't want to do it."
This went on for too long, so you just walked away.
•°•Konan°•°
You absolutely REFUSED to give this angel of a woman the chip. You would NEVER harm this absolute love of a dove.
"So, the others have told me about this 'One chip challenge' that you have been doing. I also heard from Pein-sama that you even offered him up for the challenge. But I was curious as to why you haven't offered me yet?" Her voice was soft, a twinge of sorrow tainted her tone. You imidiately hopped form your place on the couch, approaching the emotionally hurt purple-haired tiger-lilly-eyed woman that you adored.
"No no no! Konan, I would never exclude you from anything fun! It's that the chip is really hot and I don't want you getting sick and stuff! I like you too much!" You then explained the meaning behind why you hadn't offered the lady a chip to which she nodded in understanding.
"Awe, (Y/n), your so generous. And I appreciate you telling me because I am honestly not the type who enjoys spicy things like that. It would hurt my stomach. But thank you for saving me the agony, unlike the others."
You snickered nervously.
"No problem Konan!"
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NO BECAUSE WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE!?
I AM HOWELING WTF
Kisame and Itachi do be looking good tho-