Mattrey - Blog Posts

did you guys hear about the new candidate (twt)

yes i overuse this picture of trey no i dont care

trey parker in these

WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS FUCKING PHOTOSHOOT I AM LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND

NOT EVEN REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH WORKS AND I CANT READ THE TEXT RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

obsessing over this image set rn and i cant even find the full shoot much less higher quality versions💔💔💔

i love that trey is barbie and matt is ken

The Barbie movie, but make it BASEketball😁

trey pitching the role of dave the lighting guy to his boy best friend: so you have a mullet and an enthusiasm for life and you don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but you totally want to fuck my silly little self insert mormon oc who i just so happen to be playing :)

matt: bet

could have (and should have) been gayer tbh

baseketball but only the gay parts 🏳️‍🌈

i only like couples where they are both just losers. like absolutely pathetically embarrassing. they are sooo lucky they found each other bc everyone else on the planet would rather be shot than be shackled to either of them

i need matt/trey fics bad guys pls pls give recs🙏🙏🙏

begging rn

do you guys think they explored each other's bodies?

my sister and i cant stop referencing baseketball (specifically this gesture and "AUGH") and we keep getting questioned about it

how do we explain to ppl we've formed a joint obsession with the creators of south park without sounding insane

trey is so baby girl