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Porter girl dad?

Vincent twins?

Sam boy dad?

Sweetheart boy dad?

David girl dad?

Asher twins and maybe one more?

Guy girl dad?

Flyboi is a girl dad?

Starlight boy mom? (not a crazy one)

“like real people do” is so honey & guy cause wdym “Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips, We should just kiss like real people do”

HELP????

THE WAY THE NEW MILO AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD IS FUCKING INSANE, IT HASNT BEEN OUT FOR 48 HOURS AND IM ALREADY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHILE LISTENING??

(Praying that once Erik gets monetized YouTube doesn't take them down..)

OH YEAH AND LASKOS BARK BARK BARK. 'the whole time?!-we- the whole time??' he's so babygirl. (Getting the strap rn) EW NO WAY I JS TYPED THAT. (Im keeping it in cause I dot like deleting stuff.

anyways super excited to see who's next !! (praying that it's David or Guy..)

boop.

did i change my pfp? Yes.

will i be changing it hundreds of times? Also yes.

RAHHHHH ERIK PLEASEEEEE I NEED MY ANTON VIDEO. PLEASEEEEE. ‼️‼️‼️‼️😕

also idk what Guy was on but Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead does not go hard..?

but like that line from the heathers musical ( the west end ver) from the song I Will Never Shut Up Again goes fucking hard. “A house dropped on her head the witch is dead- ding dong!!!” makes me wanna break dance on a shark.

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redacted top ten cause i’m a follower 🙏🙏‼️‼️

Aggro Greer (um.)

Guy !!

Milo Greer (accent.)

David Shaw (dilf coded and uhh i may have a degradation kink.)

Alexis Getty (SHE SOUNDS HOT. i want her to call me mutt and kick me around.)

Lasko Moore (so babygirl, love/miss him sm)

Gavin (he’s so!!!! i wanna scream)

Geordi 😕 (i miss this silly lil guy.)

Hush. (.. i want him.)

Morgan Kyne (he seems so nice, i want him too.)

pretty please..? (+ me js rambling)

can someone make more guy/honey fanfics? preferably with bear shifter honey. 🤭🍕❤️

super bummed that guy isn’t in AprilFooliesverse.. 😕

(can u tell i’m typing this on my phone and not laptop)

also jame’s video kept making me giggle cause i’m in love with the stoner trope (don’t ask)

i have school tomorrow, i feel like i should go to bed early but i really don’t want to. in the words of Guy, ‘fuck future me.’

i want my very own Guy 🙁🙁☹️☹️

i hate him. (i wanna kiss him on the mouth)

as a broke person i kept buying books and slurpies during spring break.

I might end up js passing out while listening to daveys playlist. (he’s so babygirl. I’m waiting for the double wedding)

lowkey disappointed i didn’t have a question 4 u Guys tonight 😖😢

anyone else listen to the new smosh song? Submissive and Breedable

‘she spongin’ on my bob- until im ready! 🤓☝️’

Also wtf guys 😕

where u guys find out Guys canonically a writer??

also who else thinks Naomi from 21 chump street (the musical cause i’m a nerd) is a bitch. No hate on the actress- tbh props to her tho, she’s a good actress- but like i hate her sm. She’s in a musical with Johnathan Groff and fuckin harry potter (i forgot his name. i wanna say andrew ranalls but i know that’s super wrong) i haven’t heard/watched it yet so yeah.

i really don’t want the Redacted hyperfixation to end. i wanna keep this with me for as long as possible.

holy fuck it’s like 4 am.

''You're so sexy. My zipper keeps falling for you.'' Guy has said this to Honey many, many, many times, and they've held back a smile each time.

Them but Honey and Guy

Him but lasko

HONEY AND GUY ARE SO THEM OML

IM SORRY THE NEW AUDIO!??? HELLOOOO???