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aaawwww the scrimbo curnkly tootsit
whered his melanin go AND WHYS HE BEEN BUZZED 💔🥀
yall help pls someone made a long long list on here of different lotf au/concepts/what ifs and there was like ‘what if ralph was chief the whole time’ and ‘lotf from roger’s pov’ if someone can find that post PLEASE tag me in it i can’t find it and i NEED to read it again it was amazing and id like to write some of them thank you very much any help is appreciated
my roman empire is jack merridew leaving ralph’s lot creating his own tribe stripping all his clothes off but his belt and then waltzing over to ralph’s lot which is 95% littluns at this point butt booty naked covered in paint and blood to announce a feast
lotf gen z au hcs
ralph - that one actually chill popular guy that everyone just has a mutual liking too, plays on the football team and is team captain, all the girls call him leng and ask him to snap them back. tells his annoying ass friends to stop when they make fun of some random year 7 with a big bag. amazing grades, him and jack have rivalry over it
jack - i don’t care what anyone says he’s an absolute SWAT. teachers pet, puts his hand up for every question and has all those badges on his blazer. gets made fun of for being ginger and a neek. still head choir boy in the school choir and also gets made fun of for that. predicted 8s and 9s and cried to his mum about a predicted 7. his parents definitely have him saved in their phones as “jackie sweetie pumpkin ❤️❤️”
piggy - gets picked on for every question and jack rages about it and sometimes gets sent out. exactly the same type of guy as beefy bert from horrid henry. also gets picked on but just for being fat and eating in the canteen by himself. jacks choir have their own table in the canteen and they throw food at piggy. actually pretty good grades though he just doesn’t work well under pressure.
roger - quiet ass emo looking guy no one really knows anything about but they don’t pick on him because he sent a kid to hospital once. has a criminal record. jacks closest mate, the two sing surprisingly well together. has a collection of animal skulls in his bedroom and he def has that voice that sounds like he has a blocked nose all the time. grades are in the middle ish the only reason he’s good is because he copies off of jack.
maurice - tries to be class clown. sometimes succeeds sometimes fails. only reason people like him is because he’ll do anything to get a laugh out of people. mates with roger, hes the type of guy to turn to roger and say “hey bud, why don’t you turn that frown upside down!” and he sings “i fell in love with an emo girl” at roger. completely dumb as hell tho has predicted 2s with the occasional 3 or 4. in choir but his voice is AWFUL so they got him to play piano. he plays rugby and is an INSANE tackler.
samneric - class clowns that are actually funny. also relatively good grades. they switch classes to mess up their teachers but one time eric fell down the stairs and broke his nose so you could tell the two apart. they’re funny at the right place in the right time and they’re in the year below jack, ralph, simon etc and they look up to maurice. they follow around jack and his choir or ralph but jack gets mad when they hang out with ralph and not him.
simon - also quiet kid but he’s painfully shy. pretty nice overall and he’s friends with ralph which is the only reason he doesn’t get picked on. people whisper about him though and he’s like a time bomb you never know when he’s gonna lose it. that one kid that has every pet at home known to mankind and he def brought his ferret into school once. in choir with jack and the others and they’re actually pretty nice to him, he hangs out with maurice and bill and harold etc. also piggy’s only friend. but secretly doesn’t really like him.
extra :
-the littluns are the year 7s that run for their lives to the canteen
-jack and maurice use brainrot language and jack will angrily huff “what the sigma?!” when he can’t figure something out
-jack and ralph both did the school play one year and actually became pretty good friends but then stopped talking for some unknown reason
”yo what fandom merch do u have”
this is all i got 💔🥀 may or may not have made this post to show off the fact i have a conch
top 10 downfalls of lotf fandom
10. fanart from the 2000s
9. the two movies AND the new series not having book accurate looking characters
8. INSANE rarepairs that highkey freak me out
7. skinny piggy fanart
6. THOSE aus.
5. roger and simon being snowbunnied
4. jack glazers (sexualisers)
🥉 people that call jalph ‘homoerotic’
🥈 people that call roger a sadist (being a sadist and being sadistic is different, google is free)
🥇the soft-boyification of simon
i hate how 80% of the fandom mischaracterises simon to be a sweet innocent small flower boy tell me you didn’t read the book properly without telling me you didn’t read the book properly. yes he represents a christ like figure in some ways but that doesn’t mean he IS jesus, that boy was DERANGED and COULDVE been just as bad as roger he isn’t some tiny innocent sweetheart boy
another quick BOOP!
Happy April Fools!!🧡
Boop!
this is just a quick and silly sketch, please ignore the anatomy and that Roger’s head is so big🙏
anyways, here are the close-ups
I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE SO MUCHHHHHBEBRKEJDJ
A Very Holy Post 😁
Guys I'm not crazy. I just had an urge to draw this last night so I did.
This is Simary and Ralseph and the holy conch. (I really don't know how to draw clothes and a conch)
Anyway for the people that voted in my recent poll, a holy post you ask, a holy post you shall get 😔 (lotf edition of course) also idk think of the conch as Jesus
Simon
Huge thanks to @Loserclxud for letting me post this on here ❤️
Audio - Someone out of town by Yuna
PS don't mind the watermark. I had to use am to change the ratio size so it could accommodate to Tumblr.
I love that
LOTF as things said at my school 11
Teacher: Okay guys, get your books out, we're doing slient reading.
Jack, whispering: Ralph, do you have any snacks.
Ralph, whispering: Yeah.
Piggy: I want some.
Jack: Of course, you do.
Ralph: ...
Jack: What kind of snacks do you have?
Ralph: Uh, cookies, laffy taffys, sour airhead things.
Jack: I want the cookies
*Ralph gets the cookies out and hands them to Jack.*
Ralph, looking over at Roger on his phone, hiding it behind his book, which is upside down: Is that a good book Roger?
Roger: What..?
Simon: Your book is upside down..
Roger: ...
*The whole classroom is slient and all you hear is Jack opening up a bag of cookies, loudly.*
Ralph: ...Really?
Jack, taking a bite of the cookie: Um, yeah
*Jack takes a bite of the cookie and over half of it breaks and falls onto his shirt.*
Ralph: On your white shirt too.
*Jack's face gets red with embarrassment and Jack and Ralph both start bursting out laughing.*
Teacher: Are we reading guys?
Roger, with his book still upside down and his phone hidden behind it: I am.
Teacher: Roger honey, your book is upside down.
Roger: This book is stupid anyways.
Ralph: Me and Jack are also reading.
Piggy: Nuh uh, you two are too busy eating.
Jack: ...Piggy just shut up and give me one of your reese eggs.
*About two minutes later*
Jack, in a panic: Guys, where's my reese egg?
*Ralph and Simon, looking at the reese egg literally sitting on Jack's chest*
Ralph: Not a clue Jack.
Simon: ...It's on-
Roger: Simon, can you read my essay?
*The reese egg was not found until it started to slide down his shirt and he thought it was a bug and threw it across the room.*
Hello. Here's some magma drawings.
Me too ralp
Woooooooo school.. Arts... Uhhhh, yeah it's just ghost Simon.
I'm extremely tired rn
PEAK DESIGNS 🔥🔥🔥 I might draw no rescue jack now.. Heh
(I also don't mind getting tagged in things, I love it when ppl tag me in their art!!! Also omg Simon, he looks so sillay)
no rescue au jack again but i also snuck in a little simon 🪰
simon design inspired by @/dally-cola-aka-money’s design for him!!! didn’t want to bother you with a ping sorry dally
Guess who finally posted their art.. Heh
Ralp
Lalalalalalalala who cheered
I LOVE THIS OMG???
simon?!
Your art style is so yummy... Gstegeyshrhstbg..
choir crew in homestuck
characters from left to right:
Simon -> Roger -> Merridew
MAJOR BLOOD WARNING FOR THOSE WHO NEED IT ‼️
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Chapter 9 Simon or ghost Simon. Trust, I will draw piggy too 💔
He's just so sillay
Lotf art dump YAHOO
Jack and Roger redesigns
Perchance this is ralmon 😼 (ignore Jack)
LOTF drawings I finished... Ssfdfrfsfdgf gf dggghfgg
I'm really new to the fandom 😞
hey gang so uhm this is piggy and simon ok bye
sooo i may have been a bit inspired. two seperate aus, both post island. one where the boys are all either in the school choir or band, the other where they're all in a band together.
@mikeru6 thank you for the inspo diva
lotf art.
sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. unfortunately, both hurt them.
idk man i can't stop drawing simon and piggy sitting together it just feels so canon to me.
i mean like. they're both outcasts. they both get killed. i would argue they're the two nicest boys on the island.
in the graphic novel, when the littluns miss their mothers, they run to piggy for comfort :(
ok bye
piggy and simon my poor babies :(
piggy is my favorite but you guys have to listen
simon and piggy would be such good friends trust me you guys 🙏
it took a very strong person to get through drawing this without sobbing (i'm not a strong person)
anyway uhh have some fanart of simon and piggy because i'm grieving