The Distortion - Blog Posts

Completely normal looking person

A sketch (idk if I will finish it probably not) of Michael :D

A list of characters that would absolutely wear Decora

Or are borderline already wearing it

In no particular order

Mabel Pines from Gravity falls

Pinkie pie from My little pony

Cecil Gershwin Palmer from Welcome to Night Vale

The distortion from The Magnus archives

Harper from Wizards of Waverly place

Rita from The Penumbra podcast

Arcus from Acceptation

Helen Distortion. Eye strain warning. :]

Michael doodles n in class because my science teacher sucks :(

UR SO RIGHT FOR THIS NOT ONLY IS IT TRUE BUT IT COMBINES MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BOWIE AND THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SO I TRIED TO DRAW IT

Just got into The Magnus Archives and is it just me or does The Distortion (Michael) have absofuckinglutely MASSIVE David Bowie vibes.

Like I picture him wearing stuff like this:

(^^^ESPECIALLY that one I mean look at the pattern.)

(^ Maybe not quite so wide but again, the pattern!)

LIKE?????

Not to mention all the possible Labyrinth references!

Guys new headcanon unlocked.

Edit: according to my friend he’s not actually good at it.

something i did a few months ago..🚪

"He trusted her, and she fed him to me."

*saunters up to the Distortion, batting eyelashes* damn, are you a system of differential equations with complex eigenvalues for which the real part is possitive? because you sure are spiral and unstable 🥰

had a dream last night that there was a lego figure of the distortion and it disturbed me immensely but I spent the entire dream haggling with the owner to buy it. like “oh it shouldn’t exist like that. it doesn’t like existing like that. oh, that’s fucked up. 🚨WIFE ALERT🚨”

oh helen… my gaslighting girlboss….. absolutely shoveling this art into my mouth right now

Here’s the continuation of the Distortion post! Go check out Michael’s page:)

This is Helen’s page

A closeup of the main drawing. I really like this drawing, it’s one of the best ones I’ve made with my markers.

Here’s Helen chilling in her hotel corridors. Tbh I think we should have seen more of her hotel, it seemed very spooky and horrific:3

The background (maybe a tiny bit lazy but I like it):

And lastly a drawing of Helen Richardson! Idk how well it reads but the words on the papers on her clipboard turn into a spiral, just a neat last minute touch

Aaaand that’s the Distortion for you! I hope y’all liked it:) I worked a lot on these. Please request more tma characters you want me to make pages for, it’s super fun to make!

CHARLIE YOU SCOUNDREL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

the attention to detail is insane I want 20 of them to stick on my ceiling

A continuation of my sketchbook pages of tma characters! This time @happy-little-doorbell suggested the Distortion! Thank you El!

Here’s the entire spread

I’ll make one post for Michael and one for Helen:)

Here’s Michael’s page:

A closeup on the main drawing. I’ve been playing around with different designs for him, and I think this one’s pretty cool:

His scarf morphs into what the corridors would look like from above, with the pale yellow carpet and black rug described by Helen Richardson.

We got Michael in his corridors, just vibing:)))

I spent too much time on these corridors to have them completely covered up by our boy (gender neutral)

And lastly a small drawing of Michael Shelley (he deserved better)

So this is it! I worked hard on this, and I’m really proud of it! Please tell me what you think of it:D

You can also request what other characters you want me to make pages for:)

I’ll add a link to the Helen post when I get the chance

OH! OH! AND!!!

That clay figure that The Worker In Clay made was probably originally intended to be point C for the distortion, as it’s a really good representation of the distortion in its “pure form”.

Dunno if these count as headcanons-

Oh, and snowflakes are fractals. So of course they had the twisting happen in Russia. Lotsa snow. Perfect spiral weather.

absolutely all for the idea that snow is spiral weather. snowstorms are where the vast and the spiral cross over. I’ve walked through many a snowstorm and can confirm you will feel incredibly small and also batshit insane afterwards

Distortion headcanons, you say….? :)

Fractals usually seem to have a pattern where the iterations get infinitely smaller.

However, the hallways and corridors and things within the distortion do not appear to shrink infinitely or anything.

This is only because the person is essentially inside of the distortion and therefore is basically also infinitely shrinking at the same rate as the place around them. To them, nothing appears to change, if that makes any sense-

Also, the “center” of the distortion is probably referring to “C” in the equation for the Mandelbrot set (Zn+1 = Zn^2 + C), which is the starting value for the set.

Uhhhh And Uh uhm er

Mirrors

Y’know that cool effect that happens when you put two mirrors up facing each other? I think that’s why they’re in the distortion.

the shrinking fractal hypothesis is canon now btw. I just made it canon actually. that is the best explanation I’ve read for infinitely branching hallways that isn’t “it’s just like that”

this is why all of you need to go out and adopt math people into your fandoms. see? see the benefits? (yes I work a STEM job. that doesn’t mean I know shit about it)

anyway that unlocked a memory. as a young child I used to sit between two facing mirrors in my house and just stare while moving my arms so they looked all messed up and honestly I think that’s why I’m like This

I like to think all iterations of the distortion have simultaneously fantastic fashion sense yet horrible taste. Like a snazzy suit and tie but the colors physically hurt to look at

posts made by TMA fans or by my coworkers watching me walk into the office

Yes hello! Spiral headcanon: The more chaotic your outfit, the easier it is to navigate. Wearing a vest that embodies the hideous delight of a 1990's arcade carpet? There are signs with directions and the doors are labeled!

can everyone leave for a moment. I think a few minutes alone with this person’s brain would fix me

she who on my what til i— oh my god whh at t he ff u ck ist that th i n g