Oops-

I would just like to point out that during the Sea Anemone Creature Report, they show 2 Anemone stinging each other (or fighting). They are also chanting "Go Anemone! Go Anemone! Go Anemone!" while showing fight.

So basically what I'm trying to say is that half of the octonauts would place bets on a sea anemone fight- (/hj)

Hello hello Octonauts fandom of Tumblr!! I bring you a challenge :]

You can really draw anything you’d like to based on the themes and of course you don’t HAVE to do this or anything, but! I thought making my own little fandom challenge would be fun so it would be cool if you guys tagged along :0 also please tag your post with #octonautsweek so I can see ur swaggy art. Alrighty that’s all, have a good day/night :]]

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes based on more dumb things I've said/done

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of faking de♤th

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Kwazii: There are no suitable homos

Tweak: Oh no! No suitable homos!!

Dashi: ...aren't all of us homos-

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Peso: Sir, your potatoes are falling

Peso, panicked: SiR, yOuR pOtAtOs ArE fAlLiNg-

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Shellington: Kwazii, should you be doing that?

Kwazii, prepared to bend in ways no person should: Don't doubt my spine

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Professor Inkling: Back in my day, I wasn't blind

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Peso, ready to almost snap: Sometimes you have to hit a 9 year old with a broom

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Shellington, overstimulated and tired: mmh

Some child: O-O

Shellington, still overstimulated and tired: Who is your owner??

Pearl: Shell what the fu-

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Barnacles: Yes, she got abducted

Dashi: Wh-

Barnacles: Adopted, I meant adopted

Dashi: how did you mix up adopted and abducted-?

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Kwazii: Oh I'M SORRY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UN-COMPENSATE???

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Barnacles after getting hurt again: Do I count as property damage??

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Shellington: I can't speak that much straight

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Professor Natquik: Please stop aggressively pointing that metal detector at me-

Tracker: *points metal detector more aggressively*

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Barnacles: I wonder who else they have coming up...

Tracker, checked out: Tuba

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Professor Natquik: That's it! I know what will get people to leave me alone!

Professor Natquik: Faking my death!!!

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Kwazii: I think I broke a rib-

Peso: How?

Kwazii: Binder

Shellington shouting from across the room: UNLEASH THE HONKA BONGAS YOU DUMB BITCH, I love you

Peso: What they said but less aggressive

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Bianca: Look at this tiny snake it has no teeth wait why is it doing that is it going to attack me it's going to attack isn't it but it's not going to hurt it doesn't have teeth but a lot of things don't have teeth and it hurts when it bites you like babies why the fuck-

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Tweak: Motorcycle is bike on steroids

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Yes, I say and do a lot of dumb things, and I still have more things I can use to write-

I'm trying to get into writing more characters, mainly those who aren't on the Octopod all the time. I only have access to Octonauts through YouTube so it's a bit difficult lol

Hope you all have a good day/night ^^ ♡

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

Go for it!!! If you do, tag me, I wanna see >:3

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

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BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Biting popsicles just hit different :3

captain barnacles bites his popsicles pass it on

Happy April 1st! Have some Octonauts stuff with April Fools

Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes

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- Barnacles is the prime victim of Deez Nuts and other verbal jokes

- Barnacles doesn't REALLY participate, but one time he put salt in everyone's coffee/tea (minus Inkling) because Kwazii and Dashi convinced him. He even put it in HIS OWN DRINK because "it's only fair"

- Shellington would be victim of more harmless pranks, such as moving around or hiding books (but NEVER his comfort items)

- Doesn't play pranks unless Kwazii, Dashi, and Tweak are with/need help

- Kwazii would be playing dead/faking injuries/emergencies every other hour

- That or do random whoopee cushions everywhere

- Buckets of water above the door. He would forget they are there and get soaked

- Peso doesn't do too much, probably place stickers at random places

- Or put googly eyes on random objects because it's funny

- Dashi would change everyone's ring tones to meme song

- And would Rick Roll everyone by rigging the Octoalert

- Tweak would set up elaborate pranks to get multiple people at once

- They would 100% use those hand buzzers and shock pens

- Would rig some doorways to drop powder on people

- She would also (probably) work with Dashi to dress up the Vegamals in Among Us outfits

- Everyone THINKS Inkling wouldn't participate or know anything, but this old man is a MENACE

- Knows every trick in the book and how to prank everyone

- The Vegamals aren't too good with pranking people, they would just slightly oversalt something. Not even noticeable

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Barnacles: So, how's everyone's day been?

Tweak, soaked: fun

Kwazii, covered in powder: very fun

Dashi taking photos of them: Yes, very fun

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Peso placing googly eyes on a door: heehee

*two hours later*

Peso: *walking the halls*

Peso: *sees the door with googly eyes*

Peso: AAAAA-

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Barnacles: Dashi! Sound the Octoalert!

Dashi, struggling not to laugh: Mmh- Got it Captain!

*presses button*

...

*music plays*

Everyone in the Octopod: *collective screaming*

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Kwazii placing a bucket of water above a door: Aw yeah, this is going to be awesome

Shellington: *walks under the door*

Kwazii: waIT SHELLINGTON-

Shellington: *gets a nice bucket to the head*

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Tweak over the speakers: Everyone report to HQ asap!

Everyone: *confused and lowkey panicked*

Barnacles: What's happened? Why is the steering wheel activated?

Kawaii: Did you catch someone? Some THING?

Tweak: Dashi?

Dashi: On it *clicks button*

*steering wheels lowers to reveal Vegamals wearing among us costumes*

*among us music starts playing*

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Have a great day everyone ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

_________________________ Professor Inkling: You're currently failing my class due to missing assignments. Care to explain? Shellington who has been burnt out for literal years: No.

_________________________ Calico Jack: I'm here to pick up my grandchild Professor Inkling: Yes, Kwazii is right here, but I'd like to talk to you about their behavior first Calico Jack: Ah, yes, he's always been an energetic one, seems that no matter what that kid is running around! He only needs a proper outlet! Professor Inkling: They blew up a urinal and stole a desk Calico Jack: That's my kid!! (Proud) Professor Inkling: what-

_________________________ Dashi: It's late, I don't want to go out tonight Kwazii: Tweak will be there Dashi, suddenly dressed: Let's go!

_________________________ Peso: I've only slept 3 hours this week, and it's Thursday- Barnacles: How are you still alive? Peso: The fear of failure and energy drinks Barnacles: Aren't you studying to be a doctor? Peso: Exactly

_________________________ Shellington: *slams face first onto a desk out of sheer exhaustion* Peso: Same Peso: Peso: Wait I'm supposed to help you-

_________________________ Dashi, taking yearbook photos: Smile! Peso: I have a residency at a high class hospital tomorrow and an exam a few days after, followed by another residency but at a PEDIATRIC hospital. I feel dead inside

Dashi, now concerned: Are you sure you don't want to see a therapist instead?

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Barnacles: Graduation is almost here!

Kwazii: It's October

Barnacles: So close you can taste it!

Tweak: Cap, you graduate in mid June. Kwazii and I have one more year to go-

Barnacles: please let me lie to myself this once

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Random Octonauts Incorporate Quotes of things I've said

I apologize for not getting to one of the asks/questions yet, I'm struggling to think of proper quotes ^^;

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Kwazii: Gateboss, Gaskeep, Girllight

Dashi: Close...

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Dashi: If you keep this up I will chase you with a fake head on a stick

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Peso: Please stop trying to bandage the door knob

Peso: It's not going to fix anything, you're just making it worse-

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Barnacles: Ok, it was a mutral Assassination Attempt!

Tweak: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER???

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Tweak: *is playing Red Dead Redemption*

Dashi: What are you doing on this guy's farm?

Tweak: I'm invading his cows

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Barnacles: Yes, I've been set on fire before

Barnacles: No, I did not enjoy it

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Shellington: Yes, I exist

Shellington: I don't know why

Shellington: But I exist, and I am your problem now

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I apologize for how short/bad this one is ^^;

Schools been picking up a bit and I'm struggling with motivation

Might I request baranacles x kwazii headcanons If they havent been done yet?

Sure thing!!

Also: I'm happy to do requests of characters I've done before!! Same for any headcanons and/or scenarios ^^

[I apologize if some quotes repeat for different characters, some work for several ^^;]

** = tw for that quote

Pink boarder = NSFW

Cw/Tw for mention of drugs in one quote and implied NSFW (minor/small amount)

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Barnacles walking into the kitchen and seeing all of their pineapples* peeled: Kwazii, what in the ever loving H-E-L-L?

Kwazii, drinking water as he didn't spend hours peeling pineapples: Morning! :3

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Kwazii: Alright, I'm going to pick up the wedding cake

Barnacles: Perfect, while you do that I'll go talk to the ring bear

Kwazii: Ay-

Kwazii: Wait-

Kwazii: You mean ring bearER, right??

Barnacles: Ummm...

Orson and Ursa in the other room: OwO

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Kwazii: So, I heard you like cats?

Barnacles: Why yes, I do!

Kwazii: *calmly twists their body in a way only cats can*

Barnacles, scared and shocked: *aggressively sounds octo alert*

Barnacles: Peso...

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Barnacles: Danger never rests, we must remain vigilant

Kawaii: You haven't slept in almost a week please-

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Kwazii and Barnacles during The Carrier Crab + Sea Urchin episode:

Barnacles: Well, this is getting both embarrassing and concerning...

Kwazii: GETTING? It's been since we answered the door!

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Barnacles: Kwazii, isn't this a bit... too dangerous??

Kwazii: Captain, please! We've been in TONS of unexpected and dangerous predicaments before! And we've always managed to get away without a scratch!

Barnacles: ...

Kwazii: Sometimes. Sometimes we get away without a scratch...

Barnacles: ',:/

Kwazii: ...

Kwazii: Ok, once... and the gup crashed on the way back...

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Kwazii: Here's a fun fact! There's a company that turns dead bodies into ocean reefs!

Barnacles:

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Kwazii and Barnacles on an Island with a volcano

Barnacles: It's very hot on this island, and there are no signs of wild life either...

Kwazii: I know! It's so hot that the mountain over there is smoking and melting!

Barnacles looking up at the "mountain:: *sees smoke and lava*

Barnacles: I don't know how you manage this-

Kwazii: Manage what?

Barnacles, already sounding an octo alert: That's a volcano Kwazii...

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Kwazii: Pardon the disturbance Captain-

Barnacles: You're laying on my desk-

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Barnacles: You got arrested for stealing a parrot?

Kawaii: It looked like Pete...

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Barnacles, swimming out of a deep hole: Hello Kwazii

Kwazii, in shock: You died?? Your oxygen ran out!!! I SAW YOU DIE-

Barnacles, calm as ever: Death is an illusion, now let's get back to the gup, my air tank is almost empty...

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**

Barnacles: What are amphetamines again?

Kwazii: Drugs that can go on land and water

Barnacles: No...

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Kwazii when they first joined the Octonauts: While I don't know much about you, I'm confident that you put yourself in danger a lot more than you should...

Barnacles: I...

Tweak from the other room: YOU'RE CORRECT!!

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Barnacles: I'm about to do something stupid...

Kwazii: Me?

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Barnacles: *cracks his knuckles*

Kwazii: Hey, check this out!

Kwazii: *folds*

Barnacles: Wha-

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Kwazii: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus

Barnacles: WHERE do you keep getting these facts?

Kawaii: Shellington :)

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*I asked ppl for a random fruit and one said Pineapple

Sorry for this taking so long ^^ Schools been beating my ass lol

Requests are still open ^^