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Guess who's back from the dead
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Barnacles: So... explain to me what happened?
Kwazii, hat on fire: No...
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Barnacles: Are you alright?
Peso: Short answer or long answer?
Barnacles, concerned: Short?
Peso: No.
Barnacles, very concerned: Long?
Peso: Nooooooo. Definitely not.
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Shellington: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Kwazii: AS ENEMIES?!
Shellington: facepalm
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Professor Inkling, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Kwazii: It means in hand-to-hand combat.
Professor Inkling: Oh... erm...?
Vegimals, all of them: Get out.
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Barnacles: Alright Shellington, Kwazii. Let's go over this one more time.
Barnacles: If something breaks?
Shellington: We try to fix it before Tweak gets home.
Barnacles: And if that doesn't work?
Kwazii: We blame Peso.
Peso: Seriously!?
Barnacles: No.
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Tweak: My hands are cold.
Dashi: Here, let me hold them.
Tweak: My lips are cold too.
Dashi: covers Tweak's mouth with their hand
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Dashi: Let’s not Kwazii this into a worse situation than it already is.
Kwazii: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Kwazii: This date is boring!
Shellington: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Kwazii: Then why did you invite me?
Shellington: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Shellington I'll do whatever I want!
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Professor Inkling: Did you study for the marine biology test?
Kwazii: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.
Professor Inkling: sighs with exhaustion only achievable by an elderly man who has dealt with too much can achieve
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Shellington: We should be partners.
Kwazii: You mean like, partners in crime?
Shellington: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
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Barnacles: Does everyone know their job for today?
Professor Inkling: Water the flowers.
Tweak: Vacuum the carpet.
Dashi: Wash the dishes.
Kwazii: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Barnacles: Close enough.
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Dances
maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?
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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.
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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Inkling: Did you just make that up?
Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Inkling:
Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...
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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!
Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?
Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.
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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.
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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Barnacles: *crosses arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in...
Kwazii, in the back: I do!
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*In a horror movie situation*
Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.
Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*
Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.
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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...
Shellington: What do you mean?
Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Kwazii: No?
Dashi: That actually explains SO much.
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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.
Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?
Barnacles: N O-
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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?
Kwazii: Mario Kart.
Tweak: Yeah, video games.
Peso: Emotional vulnerability.
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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?
Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.
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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?
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Yippee
Oops-
Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.
Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:
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Barnacles: So... why?
Kwazii: Why not?
Barnacles: ...
Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?
Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING
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Dashi: Smile!
*camera flash*
Dashi: Alright, let's look...
The picture:
Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror
Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...
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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!
Everyone: *panics*
Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!
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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...
Kwazii: YES!
Peso: No!
Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.
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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...
Peso: When was the last time you drank water??
Shellington: ...
Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...
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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!
Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:
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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)
I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T
hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)
I also added some other characters ^^
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Captain Barnacles
- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)
- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best
- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened
- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough
- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)
- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)
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Kwazii
- Doesn't really know how to approach at first
- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic
- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened
- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts
- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)
- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you
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Peso
- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)
- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^
- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts
- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns
- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys
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Dashi
- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do
- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent
- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.
- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture
- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you
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Tweak
- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over
- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts
- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say
- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)
- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno
- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)
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Shellington
- Gestures for you to give them your hand
- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral
- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in
- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys
- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked
- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)
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Professor Inkling
- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington
- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library
- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys
- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)
- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner
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Vegimals
- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)
- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you
- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)
- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD
- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)
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Tracker
- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here
- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea
- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice
- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things
- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things
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Professor Natquik
- He knows. That's it. He knows
- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???
- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that
- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you
- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]
- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^
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Bianca
- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better
- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you
- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles
- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)
- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made
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Ranger Marsh
- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer
- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap
- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator
- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way
- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end
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Calico Jack
- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-
- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")
- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr
- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn
- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things
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Paani
- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock
- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )
- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting
- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done
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BAM DONE-
Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol
Requests are still open ^^
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes based on more dumb things I've said/done
Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of faking de♤th
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Kwazii: There are no suitable homos
Tweak: Oh no! No suitable homos!!
Dashi: ...aren't all of us homos-
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Peso: Sir, your potatoes are falling
Peso, panicked: SiR, yOuR pOtAtOs ArE fAlLiNg-
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Shellington: Kwazii, should you be doing that?
Kwazii, prepared to bend in ways no person should: Don't doubt my spine
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Professor Inkling: Back in my day, I wasn't blind
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Peso, ready to almost snap: Sometimes you have to hit a 9 year old with a broom
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Shellington, overstimulated and tired: mmh
Some child: O-O
Shellington, still overstimulated and tired: Who is your owner??
Pearl: Shell what the fu-
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Barnacles: Yes, she got abducted
Dashi: Wh-
Barnacles: Adopted, I meant adopted
Dashi: how did you mix up adopted and abducted-?
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Kwazii: Oh I'M SORRY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UN-COMPENSATE???
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Barnacles after getting hurt again: Do I count as property damage??
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Shellington: I can't speak that much straight
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Professor Natquik: Please stop aggressively pointing that metal detector at me-
Tracker: *points metal detector more aggressively*
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Barnacles: I wonder who else they have coming up...
Tracker, checked out: Tuba
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Professor Natquik: That's it! I know what will get people to leave me alone!
Professor Natquik: Faking my death!!!
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Kwazii: I think I broke a rib-
Peso: How?
Kwazii: Binder
Shellington shouting from across the room: UNLEASH THE HONKA BONGAS YOU DUMB BITCH, I love you
Peso: What they said but less aggressive
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Bianca: Look at this tiny snake it has no teeth wait why is it doing that is it going to attack me it's going to attack isn't it but it's not going to hurt it doesn't have teeth but a lot of things don't have teeth and it hurts when it bites you like babies why the fuck-
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Tweak: Motorcycle is bike on steroids
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Yes, I say and do a lot of dumb things, and I still have more things I can use to write-
I'm trying to get into writing more characters, mainly those who aren't on the Octopod all the time. I only have access to Octonauts through YouTube so it's a bit difficult lol
Hope you all have a good day/night ^^ ♡
Shellington x Kwazii fluff? Or possibly angst whatever you’re in the mood for. XD
I'll do both (mainly headcanons + a few quotes) with a fair level of Angst and Fluff
Tw/Cw for mention/description of injury + scars, mention of abandonment (for science of sea otters), way too much angst. My 7th grade wattpad brain took over lol
Headcanons
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- Not so much a headcanon but fact (mainly for cats but also otters) : they can both purr. Purring can occur when they are either happy, nervous, or hurt in some cases. Do with that what you will
- They get separated for long periods of time due to missions and such. When they meet back up it's insanely adorable and sometimes chaotic
- Kwazii will often go completely silent and/or off the radar while on far-off missions and not contact ANYONE, including Shellington. This causes a lot of stress and panic for Shellington.
"What if they don't come back"
"Is he alive?"
"When will they be back?"
- When Kwazii DOES come back (if not injured or dragged back because of a distress signal they had to send as a last resort), Shellington will go 110% on happy stims and basically TACKLE Kwazii down in a hug
- They both get hurt fairly often. Kwazii is concerningly good at hiding their injuries, Shellington is also pretty good. The main way they find out the other is injured is when showing affection and the other faintly flinches. That or they can tell by changes in how they normally move around
- Once one finds out the other is hurt? The hurt one is getting "dragged" either to Peso or to their own room. If it's to their own room then the one who is uninjured/the least injured will patch them up ^^
- They both affectionately bite
- They both get attached VERY easily. Find a baby bird? They'll try to keep it. Baby dolphin? They'll try to keep it. Baby ANYTHING? THEY ARE TRYING TO KEEP IT. Unfortunately they never can, not for long at least. Most of the time they try to hide the creature lol
- I've said this is most every headcanon I've posted, and will keep saying it: SLEEP PILE
- Kwazii has an insane amount of scars, all of which Shellington loves to trace over with their hand
- Shellington also has their fair share of scar, a few from burns, some from broken glass, a LOT on their hands from messing with sharp coral or sea creatures. Kwazii is more cautious when tracing them
- So many of Kwaziis bones have been broken/dislocated, mainly in his tail and wrists. It still hurts them well after
- Sea Otters normally only have one pup. (less than 2% have more than 1 pup) If they have more than on they will abandon the other. They will likely no longer swim with the living after 24 hours unless they are taken in captivity. Do with that what you will
- Don't ask why but Shellington gives the vibe of the color green, specifically faded or dull greens /pos
- there is a fair amount of angst here and I wasn't even thinking- have some fluff
- Kwazii will kinda just, kneed on Shellington while they are working
- Kwazii is better at cooking while Shellington it better at baking
- They will sleep over (read as "tail/shadow the other until they are tired and end up in a room") frequently. Each time they either watch YouTuber play games, play games themselves, or vibe while telling stories
- Kwazii is into Homestuck. Shellington is into Pokemon. They often talk to each other about these things. Let the chaos unfold in your minds
- They will cut the tags off of each others clothing. They see a tag? Snip Snip
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Incorrect Quotes (a bit more lighthearted)
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Barnacles: What do you have there?
Shellington trying to hide a baby creature behind them: Ummmmm...
Kwazii, holding two mugs: Hot coco, you want any?
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Kwazii: *telling a scary ghost story*
Shellington: *invested*
Something outside of the Octopod: *taps on the glass and swims away*
Kwazii: ● - ●
Shellington: ° - °
*Neither of them sleep that night*
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Kwazii: *is away for months while on a mission*
Shellington: *crying face down into a pillow while listening to 505*
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Shellington: Kwazii.
Kwazii, already knowing Shellington knows: Yes, my Shelly, the light of my life?
Shellington, who's not falling for it: Why is your tail bent in 5 different directions?
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Shellington, worried: Where are you going?
Kwazii, packed for a long mission: I'll be gone for a while, but I'll be back, no worries!
*months pass with radio silence*
Distress Signal coming in: *loud screams can be heard in the background, as well as wood snapping. Kwazii is faintly heard before the screaming get louder and the message cuts out*
Everyone else: *prepares to go to the last known coordinates and hopefully find Kwazii*
Shellington is left standing alone in HQ, shaking and crying.
"Are they alive?"
[This would make a great fanfic- which I might write on my Ao3 >:) ]
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Shellington: *overstimulated and stressed*
Kwazii: I've got this
Kwazii: *heavily leans against Shellington and starts to purr softly*
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Everyone else: *receiving letters from parents*
Kwazii and Shellington looking at each other:
• - • ° - °
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Shellington: May luck, and this picture of Kwazii eating kelp at 3 in the damn morning, be with you
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Hopefully that was good ^^
I went a little heavy on the angst. I used to write an insane amount of angst in grade school and freshman year of Highschool. But I put some (hopefully good) fluff in there too :3
I hope you all have a nice day/night ^^♡
^ that's a bad but good summary of their relationship ^
Guess who's back after 15 years of radio silence? This person >:)
I'll be getting to requests soon, so in the mean time have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^
+ some random headcanons
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Barnacles: So, explain how this works?
Tweak: Kwazii?
Kwazii: Yes?
Tweak: Please explain Pokémon to the Captain
Kwazii, who has the entire Pokémon Rap memorized: *deep inhale*
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Peso: Ok, just, hold still for a moment...
Tweak: Got it.
Tweak:
Tweak: *starts vibrating due to too much energy + staying still*
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Shellington: *doing the raptor arm thing*
Random person: Is... is he OK? Did he have a stroke or something?
Dashi, trying not to laugh: Na, they're just like that
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Professor Inkling: I met Captain Barnacles while teaching a class on Marine Biology. How did you meet him?
Professor Natquik: I threw a snowball and it hit him dead in the face
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Tweak: So yeah, that's how I chose my name. How about you?
Tracker: ...
Tracker: I like tracking things down...
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Dashi: Ok, now you just have to stand still and balance! Balance is key when on a surfboard
Kwazii: Pff, easy!
Kwazii: *tail starts swaying due to focus and touches the water*
Kwazii: YAAAA- *falls in*
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Peso: Here, have a sticker!
Kwazii: This is a cat sticker saying "purr-fect"...
Peso: Oh, sorry, I'll give you a new one-
Kwazii, aggressive sticking it on their hat: No I love it and I'll keep it forever
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*
Shellington: Hold on, I think I have something for this...
Dashi: What is it?
Shellington: *pulls a giant box filled with lab equipment from his bag*
Dashi:
Dashi: How tf did that fit in that tiny bag...
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* Credit to something @manilovewomen pointed out in a post they made about how Octonauts characters just pull things out of no where/pull things from bags that shouldn't fit ^^
Happy April 1st! Have some Octonauts stuff with April Fools
Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes
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- Barnacles is the prime victim of Deez Nuts and other verbal jokes
- Barnacles doesn't REALLY participate, but one time he put salt in everyone's coffee/tea (minus Inkling) because Kwazii and Dashi convinced him. He even put it in HIS OWN DRINK because "it's only fair"
- Shellington would be victim of more harmless pranks, such as moving around or hiding books (but NEVER his comfort items)
- Doesn't play pranks unless Kwazii, Dashi, and Tweak are with/need help
- Kwazii would be playing dead/faking injuries/emergencies every other hour
- That or do random whoopee cushions everywhere
- Buckets of water above the door. He would forget they are there and get soaked
- Peso doesn't do too much, probably place stickers at random places
- Or put googly eyes on random objects because it's funny
- Dashi would change everyone's ring tones to meme song
- And would Rick Roll everyone by rigging the Octoalert
- Tweak would set up elaborate pranks to get multiple people at once
- They would 100% use those hand buzzers and shock pens
- Would rig some doorways to drop powder on people
- She would also (probably) work with Dashi to dress up the Vegamals in Among Us outfits
- Everyone THINKS Inkling wouldn't participate or know anything, but this old man is a MENACE
- Knows every trick in the book and how to prank everyone
- The Vegamals aren't too good with pranking people, they would just slightly oversalt something. Not even noticeable
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Barnacles: So, how's everyone's day been?
Tweak, soaked: fun
Kwazii, covered in powder: very fun
Dashi taking photos of them: Yes, very fun
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Peso placing googly eyes on a door: heehee
*two hours later*
Peso: *walking the halls*
Peso: *sees the door with googly eyes*
Peso: AAAAA-
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Barnacles: Dashi! Sound the Octoalert!
Dashi, struggling not to laugh: Mmh- Got it Captain!
*presses button*
...
*music plays*
Everyone in the Octopod: *collective screaming*
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Kwazii placing a bucket of water above a door: Aw yeah, this is going to be awesome
Shellington: *walks under the door*
Kwazii: waIT SHELLINGTON-
Shellington: *gets a nice bucket to the head*
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Tweak over the speakers: Everyone report to HQ asap!
Everyone: *confused and lowkey panicked*
Barnacles: What's happened? Why is the steering wheel activated?
Kawaii: Did you catch someone? Some THING?
Tweak: Dashi?
Dashi: On it *clicks button*
*steering wheels lowers to reveal Vegamals wearing among us costumes*
*among us music starts playing*
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Have a great day everyone ^^
*inhales* SHELLINGTON X TWEAK INCORRECT QUOTES PLEASE PLEASE MY HPYERFIXIATION NEEDS IT *exhales* :D
You got it ^^
Tw/Cw for light swearing, mention of kidnapping in one quote, mentions of eating (KitKat)
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Tweak: Hey, I made you this enhanced microscope, give it a try
Shellington: Sure!
Shellington: *put it to the lowest setting to test it out with some coral*
Tweak: So, how is it?
Shellington: *looks up in shock and looks around the room*
Shellington: I think I can see atoms now...
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Shellington: Jings*, it's too dark to see anything
Tweak: I've got this
Tweak: *starts intensity vibrating and slowly glowing*
Shellington: W-
Shellington: wHAT????
Tweak: >:3
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Tweak: You-
Tweak: You said I could trust you!! You said you were a gamer!
Shellington: Tweak, I only play puzzle, mystery, and mobile games
Tweak: *turns into shinji*
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Shellington: Ok, I have an idea on how to solve this problem
Tweak, pulling out a large wrench: Whatcha got?
Shellington: ...
Shellington: Well for one not throwing wrenches at our problems
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Tweak: Hey, I made you this bracelet to fidget with
Shellington, who doesn't really like things on their wrists: Oh, thanks!
*a few days later*
Kwazii: Wow, you're actually wearing a bracelet?
Shellington, who is very happily fidgeting with the bracelet: Y E S
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Shellington: No, this isn't a mess. At least not a bad one. Do you know what I consider a mess?
Tweak: The Gup D after each crash or your lab?
Shellington: I- ok yes, but no-
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Tweak: Shellington, please stop sleeping in weird places
Shellington, who was sleeping in a small box because he could: No, it's comfortable
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Shellington looking up from their book: Ah, Tweak! Do you need anything?
Tweak: Yes
Tweak: *pulls out a KitKat and bites into it whole while keeping eye contact*
Shellington:
Shellington: suddenly I'm regretting all of my life choices...
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Shellington: Ok, this is for science
Shellington: What is the opposite of Red? Is it green or blue??
Tweak, calm: I'd guess a mix of green and blue?
Shellington: So... Burple??
Tweak, confused: Wait... That's implying that you're mixing blue and purple?
Shellington: Would you rather have BLEEN? Or bloody GRUE???
Tweak: Before it was confusing, now I'm scared...
Dashi: But he's making a good point-
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Shellington: No need to tell me about romance Tweak, I know the mating and life cycles of most every sea creature >:3
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Kidnapper: I have your partner
Tweak confused: I...? Partner?
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a bunch of Scottish insults and spit in my face?
Tweak: Oh shit you have Shellington-
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Tweak: So tell me why you try to lay on me every chance you get?
Shellington, who just enjoys cuddling: Yes
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Shellington: So... you glow?? Why??
Tweak: No clue, but they don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind >:)
Shellington: I- I don't know how to respond to that
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Shellington: I have pretty high standards you know-
Tweak: I live underwater and explore it
Shellington: you're meeting all of my standards-
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Tweak: You're horrible...
Shellington, eating a KitKat sideways: Revenge
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Shellington, who never went to sleep: Morning Tweak!
Tweak, who also never went to sleep: Morning Shellington
Dashi, who knows neither of them have slept: It's still Wednesday for you two
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Tweak: I think we should kiss
Shellington, who's studying some bones: And I think these bones belong to an anglerfish
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Tweak: I care about you a lot, and I would do anything (within reason) to make you happy
Shellington: I would be more than happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, got a reasonable amount of sleep, and just take care of yourself
Tweak:
Tweak: No u
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*Jings: an exclamation of surprise (Scotland)
A bit of a longer one ^^
[Mention of blood past this point]
I'm not in school today because there was a blood drive at school yesterday and I gave blood. Totally not feeling it the day after-
[End of mention of blood]
Also, I have a tiktok! I'm a cosplayer and do a fair amount of stuff (and I have an Octonauts cosplay planned) here's the account: _.peach.bunni._
Requests still open :)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is neurodivergent because yes, it's canon
Please note i wrote all of this at school. I'm pretty much brain dead
Tw/Cw for general angst, mentions of overstimulation, etc
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Barnacles: *is overstimulated*
Kwazii: *gently throws giant polar bear squishmallow at him*
Barnacles: E
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One of Pesos siblings: My big brother told me you're really strong!! How strong are you?
Barnacles: Well-
Kwazii running at Barnacles full speed from behind: showtime
Kwazii: *jumps on Barnacles from behind, nearly knocking him to the ground*
Kwazii: THIS STRONG!
Barnacles, confused: I, um, ye- yes...!
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Dashi: Smile!
Everyone else: *smiles kind of normally*
Shellington and Barnacles: *does the "wait how to I smile" thing*
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Shellington: *is aggressively talking about a sea creature out of sheer excitement*
Barnacles: *gives a random fact about said creature*
Shellington: :0
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Barnacles pointing at Kwazii and Shellington: Friend
Kwazii pointing at Barnacles and Shellington: Friend
Shellington pointing at Barnacles and Kwazii: Friend
Dashi: What are they doing?
Tweak, who's used to this: No worries, it's just something they do
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Peso: *zones out staring at a wall*
Kwazii: *joins*
Shellington: *joins*
Tweak: *joins*
Barnacles: *joins*
Dashi just walking by: Is it a good wall???
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Shellington and Barnacles: *are mirroring stims*
Kwazii: Oh hey let me get in on that-
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Tweak: *is hyperfocused on a project*
Dashi: Hey, I brought you some food
Tweak: Thanks
Tweak: *accidentally bites a screwdriver*
Dashi:
Tweak:
Dashi: I'm pretty sure that's not edible-
Tweak: I knew that
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Not editing this because I'm insanely tired and stuff but want to get content out
I'll get to any requests I have in a bit, just trying to get back into it
Requests are still open :)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I've been gone for a while and am getting back into the swing of things using dumb things I've done/witnessed
Tw/Cw for swearing, flexibly but described weirdly, and a lot of capital letters at the end
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Shellington: *info-dumbing about blobfish*
Random person: Um, actually, [incorrect information]
Shellington: You fucking, BITCH-
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Kwazii: Hey, check this out
Kwazii: *bends bones in every direction possible*
Peso: That... no-
Barnacles: Good job son, now put your bones back
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Dashi: So, can you fix this?
Tweak: Sure thing, here-
Tweak: *aggressively hits machine with a wrench until it works*
Tweak: New record
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Barnacles: Alright, how many gear shifts does a car have?
Kwazii, zoned out: 120mph
Barnacles: No-
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Professor Inkling: Can someone please explain what a "Himbo" is??
Dashi: *Points at Barnacles*
Dashi: That. That's a Himbo, but with extra brain cells
Barnacles: What...?
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Tweak: *is crying in their room*
Tweak: You know what? Fuck this
*Pulls out a bunch of hair dye*
Tweak: Free therapy, screw men
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Shellington: Therefore, seize the gay
Peso: Seize the gay?
Shellington: DAY! DAY! I MEANT DAY!!
Kwazii: Too late, SEIZE THE GAY!!!
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Barnacles: Please put that down
Dashi holding Shellington on her shoulders: No
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Kwazii: I MESSED UP!!
Kwazii: SO I ASKED DASHI AND TWEAK TO PICK A COLOR AND SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART THING
Kwazii: DASHI IS COMPLETELY COLOR BLIND!!
Kwazii: TWEAK IS BLUE-YELLOW COLOR BLIND!!
Kwazii: AND I SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART
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So I'm slowly coming back ^^;
I apologize for the long silence, I've been busy/stressed lol
Can we get some Peso x Kwazii quotes from your High school/College AU :)
BAUAUQJS YES GLADLY!!!
I'm surprised someone remembered this AU ^^
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Kwazii running through the halls: Hey! Peso!!
Peso, who's just trying to get to his next class: Uh, yes?
Kwazii: So, you wanna hang out after school? Maybe have a study session?
Peso: Oh, uh, sure!
*bells ring*
Peso: Shoot, I have to get to class, see you after school!
Kwazii: See ya Peso!
*Peso walks away*
Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: YAAA-
Teacher from the classroom they are near: KWAZII CAT!! Get to class!
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Peso: *is studying for an anatomy test*
Kwazii: *is trying to study for a geography test*
Kwazii: So...
Peso: No, your bones can't bend like that Kwazii...
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Tweak: So, how did you do on the History quiz?
Kwazii: I think I did pretty well!
Teacher: Kwazii, could you come here for a second
Kwazii: Sure! What seems to be the problem teach?
Teacher: Why are there several drawings of penguins, cats, and otters on this paper?
Kwazii: Umm......
Tweak: Ha, gay
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Peso: Um... Kwazii??
Kwazii, completely blitzed out: Yes?
Peso: Can you not lay all over my textbooks?
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Barnacles: Ok, so you seem to be struggling in this subject right now. Is there anything distracting you?
Kwazii, staring right at Peso: No-
Barnacles: Ah... OK then....
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Dashi: Peso, you're struggling in this subject a bit. Do you know if anything is distracting you?
Peso, zoning out as Kwazii walks by: Um... Ah! No-
Dashi, who is already planning on setting them up on a date: Understood... ;)
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Kwazii: Hey, do you think you can help me with this assignment?
Peso: Sure-
Peso: Why is it asked for my number?
Kwazii: Um, no reason... So! Number 3 is-
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Peso: Alright, I've almost finished my project, I just need a prop.
Kwazii, a theater kid: What prop do you need?
Peso: Pirate gear, it's for a history project
Kwazii, vibrating with excitement: My time has come-
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Peso: Hey, what are you drawing?
Kwazii trying to flirt: A map of your eyes, seeing that I keep getting lost in them
Peso: Aww...
Peso: *starts screaming in a flustered panic*
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Shellington: So... have you managed to ask them out yet?
Kwazii and Peso: *shocked*
Kwazii trying to play it off: Ummm... who?
Peso, still confused and shocked: What???
Shellington: Ah, nevermind...
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Peso: Kwazii, do you think you can help me with this final paper?
Kwazii: Sure! What do you need?
Peso: I'm writting about bones and joints, primarily the flexibility of them and how far that flexibility can go. I know you're pretty flexible, so do you think I can examine you a bit?
Kwazii, flustered: *verbal keyboard smash*
Kwazii: Ehem, um... Yes!
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Sorry this is so short + all over the place ^^;
I'm still trying to get back into writing scenarios and such, which clearly is taking some time-
I'll probably write more info on the Highschool/College AU later tho :)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is getting hurt in some way (nothing serious)
(+ note at the end)
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Barnacles: Alright, explain how this happened again?
Professor Inkling, who is tangled in his own tentacles: I challenge Kwazii while he was on cat nip-
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Peso: Good morning Twe...
Peso: Um, Tweak?
Tweak, whose arm is stuck in a gup: Oh, mornin' Peso!
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Kwazii: *backflips off a wall and into an Octoshoot*
Barnacles, who is walking near the end of the shoot: Something is telling me that something bad is about to happen...
Kwazii: *exists the shoot at full speed and crashes into Barnacles*
Barnacles, who is now on the floor: Ah, that's what it was...
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Dashi: *is taking pictures with flash on*
Dashi turning the camera towards her: I wonder...
*blinds herself while taking a picture*
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Shellington: *trips over nothing in front of Kwazii*
Kwazii taking advantage of the situation: Can't stop falling for me Shellington?
Shellington, confused: Wha-
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Vegimals: *doing their little cooking thing*
Vegi-Bot: *chaotic beeping*
Tunip in Vegimalese: Oh no-
The kitchen: *explodes*
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Peso examining a patient: Ok, almost done
Kwazii walking in: Oh hey Peso! I was wondering if-
The patient: *freaks out at Kwazii*
Kwazii: *freaks out back*
Peso: o _ o
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I want to apologize for being so inactive for a while + not getting to asks as quickly as I should. Some (pretty bad) things happened, and I deleted all social media from my phone in a panic. I'll be trying to crank out a lot more content now (I'm on break from school)
Also, sorry for this being so short/dull lol
Random Octonauts Incorporate Quotes of things I've said
I apologize for not getting to one of the asks/questions yet, I'm struggling to think of proper quotes ^^;
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Kwazii: Gateboss, Gaskeep, Girllight
Dashi: Close...
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Dashi: If you keep this up I will chase you with a fake head on a stick
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Peso: Please stop trying to bandage the door knob
Peso: It's not going to fix anything, you're just making it worse-
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Barnacles: Ok, it was a mutral Assassination Attempt!
Tweak: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER???
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Tweak: *is playing Red Dead Redemption*
Dashi: What are you doing on this guy's farm?
Tweak: I'm invading his cows
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Barnacles: Yes, I've been set on fire before
Barnacles: No, I did not enjoy it
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Shellington: Yes, I exist
Shellington: I don't know why
Shellington: But I exist, and I am your problem now
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I apologize for how short/bad this one is ^^;
Schools been picking up a bit and I'm struggling with motivation
Could I request some Shellington x Peso? Idk I think that they'd just care a lot for eachother and bond over semi-mutual interests. I can imagine that they'd spend a fair amount of time in eachother's workspaces. They are just soft boys with anxiety who help eachother get through the day. :3
Soft Boys for the win ^^
Cw/Tw for light swearing
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Shellington: *faceplants into desk*
Peso: are- are you ok...?
Shellington, without picking up his head: Yesn't
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Peso: Did it hurt when you fell?
Shellington, flustered: What? Oh, um, me?? Well, I-
Peso: I saw you trip over that rock and land pretty hard
Shellington: I-
Peso: I just wanted to make sure you are ok-
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Shellington: It was nice of you to set up a play date with Periwinkle and your younger sibling!
Peso: Don't worry about it! Pinto has been begging to meet him after all
*in the other room*
Pinto: *honks to assert self as stronger*
Periwinkle: *hisses in an attempt to scare Pinto*
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Peso: I love you-
Shellington, not paying attention: Pardon?
Peso: I tHiNK tHE FiSh hAVe thE FLu-
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Peso: Remember Shellington, be CAREFUL
Shellington: I'm always careful! I'll be back in the morning
*the next morning*
Peso: Shell... what happened?
Shellington, who has button imprints all over his face and arm: ...
Shellington: I accidentally fell asleep on the dashboard again...
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Shellington: *takes off glasses in an attempt to get Peso's attention*
Shellington: Wow...
Peso: Hmm?
Shellington: You are... so blurry... where even are you, I don't know if I'm looking at you, a wall, or a chair-
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Peso: Is something burning...?
Shellington: Just my love and appreciation of you :3
Barnacles walking in with a fire extinguisher: The toaster is on fire again
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Shellington: *is dissapoited after going to an aquarium*
Peso: Did-
Peso: Did you really think they had a live Giant Squid-
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Interviewer: Please state your name, rank/position, and intentions
Peso: Peso, Medic, to help any hurt or sick creature no matter what
Shellington: Shellington, Scientist, and I'm not even 100% sure at this point
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Shellington: Would you like any tea?
Peso: What are the options?
Shellington: Yes or No
Peso: I mean the types of tea...
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Shellington: Would you like to play 20 questions?
Peso: Sure!
Peso: What's your favorite sea creature?
Shellington, lazer focused: Microscope! Do you like men-
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Shellington: Ok, if we can't do this by sheer force OR with intelligence, we'll try it my way
Peso: Your way is "fuck around and find out" but more scientific...
Shellington: That's what science is all about!!
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Shellington: Why are there googly eyes everywhere...
Peso: Kwazii managed to find a giant package of them
Peso: And then gave some to the Vegimals...
Shellington: I feel like I'm being judged-
Kawaii, who is somehow in the vents: they are
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Peso: Ok, what do you do if life gives you lemons?
Shellington: Try to make lemonade but somehow manage to add salt instead of sugar, and still drink it because you don't want to be rude or waste lemons
Peso: I...
Peso, genuinely worried: No...
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Shellington, vibing in the medical bay: So... do you come here often...?
Peso, dead serious: Yes actually, more often than one would think
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Peso doing a medial survey on Shellington: Alright, just a few more questions, and I need you to answer them honestly!
Shellington: Got it! ^^
Peso: When was the last time you slept, and what is the average amount of time you sleep?
Shellington: Ummm... the last time was... a few days ago...???
Peso, now concerned: What? How many?
Shellington: I think 3...? Maybe longer...
Peso: please go to sleep-
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Shellington, struggling to explain something: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Peso: ... what ...?
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Shellington: Go big or go home!!
Peso over the radio: Please come home, it's dangers down there...
Shellington, who's trying to find a Goblin Shark: I'M GOING BIG!!!
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Sorry this took so long ^^;
Just as a quick heads up, I'll be going back to school tomorrow, so any requests may take a little longer
Requests/Asks are still open :3
Ok,here me out
As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii
And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...
And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...
What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso
The leader
The chaotic
And the one who deals with eveyone shit.
Y E S
This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^
Tw/Cw for light swearing
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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-
Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again
Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-
Barnacles: Kwazii-
Kwazii: ahem, I mean...
Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...
Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-
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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?
Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-
Barnacles: aww, that's nice
*later*
Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-
Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner
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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?
Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?
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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!
Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...
*later that night*
Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-
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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3
Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?
Kawaii: Oh, my bad
Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3
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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture
Tweak: I-
Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-
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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???
Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??
Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!
Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-
Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*
Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*
Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-
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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...
Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?
Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times
Barnacles: What-
Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-
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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box
Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?
Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!
Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!
Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*
Barnacles reading the message: Not again-
Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??
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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??
Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-
Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!
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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve
Barnacles: I think you mean cards...
Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not
Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙
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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Barnacles: Yes
Peso: I love you
Barnacles: It back
Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*
Peso: 0 - 0
*a few minutes later*
Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?
Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-
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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think
Peso: Captain-
Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!
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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?
Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^
Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3
Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*
Barnacles: ...
Peso: ...
Barnacles: Well we did warn him-
Peso: Kwazii are you ok-
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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?
Barnacles: Um, well...
*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*
Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-
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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...
Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me
*a few hours later*
Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*
Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!
*runs out again*
Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*
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Barnacles: *is asleep*
Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*
Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...
*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*
Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)
*the next morning*
Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*
Kwazii: >:3
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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;
Requests/Asks are still open :)
How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell
Hell yes >:)
They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^
(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)
Cw/Tw for some swearing
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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip
Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing
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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!
Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!
Dashi: YES!!
Shellington: GOOD
Dashi: GOOD
Shellington: GOOD
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Dashi: honk
Peso, confused: ...what?
Shellington: HØŇĶ
Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-
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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*
Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?
Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California
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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics
Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-
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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*
Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*
Random person: Can you stop-
Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪
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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!
Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^
Professor Inkling: I advise against it-
Dashi: Why?
Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-
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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?
Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*
Dashi: but yes you can
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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-
Shellington: Dashi...
Shellington: That's a leaf...
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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??
Dashi:
Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-
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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50
Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them
Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire
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Shellington: What do you want to do today?
Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination
Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;
Dashi: You are my world >:)
Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3
Dashi:
Dashi:
Dashi: how the-
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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-
Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER
Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand
Dashi: ...
Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned
Dashi: I-
Shellington: I also called Peso
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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake
Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear
Shellington: Ok-
Shellington: Wait...
Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?
Dashi: ...
Dashi: Um...
Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...
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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can
Dashi: This is a lie-
Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie
Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!
Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-
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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-
Requests + Asks are still open ^^
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it's all dumb things I've said + winter activities
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Tweak: No, you can not sleep with the Enderman. They are not meant to be slept with
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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds! Point one out, and I'll name it >:3
Dashi: *points at Peso*
Kwazii: Presious, pure, a true good boy
Dashi:
Dashi: Ok fair-
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Barnacles: Would anyone like to have a snowball fight? Professor Natquik will also be joining
Natquik: *looks at the team with a calm but devious expression*
Shellington: Pass ^^;
Peso: I'll also pass- I'd rather watch
Dashi: I'd rather film anything that happens...
Tweak: Maybe...
Kwazii, who has no idea what is about to happen: BET!!!
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Kwazii: *walks into the med bay with a black eye*
Peso: What happened!? Are you ok!?
Kwazii: Do you remember seeing those ice sickles outside?
Peso: Yes, why?
Kwazii: I unfortunately didn't-
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Shellington: *makes a cup of hot coco*
Vegimals: *instant panic*
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I've run out of ideas again-
As I've said before, requests are open ^^
I'm currently working on rules/a system to them, so here's the basics of what can be asked:
• ships (can be poly) [scenarios or incorrect quote]
• headcanons for character
• (possibly) drawings
• Other fandoms ^^ you can ask which ones I'm in :)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Christmas/Holiday ^^
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Barnacles: ...
Barnacles: Care to explain what happened-?
Kwazii, up to his waist in fake snow: no
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Peso: I love the winter season :)
Peso: *remembers he has like 50 siblings*
Peso:
Peso: fuck
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Dashi: Alright, everyone line up, it's time to see who had the ugliest sweater! Professor Inkling is the judge, as always, with the Vegimals of course
Peso: *is wearing a sweater his mom made*
Kwazii: *is wearing a sweater he made by cutting up and sewing other sweaters together with a mirror taped to it*
Shellington: *has a normal sweater because the ugly ones are too scratchy for him*
Tweak: *tossed on a normal sweatshirt and attached lights and ornaments to it*
Dashi: *has an over sized fluffy sweater that can kill a man*
Barnacles: *had a sweater on before, but it got too hot so he took it off*
Professor Inkling:
Professor Inkling: I don't know what to do with this-
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Shellington: *is trying to make cookies*
Kwazii, walking into the kitchen: Whatcha making there Shellington?
Shellington, holding a burnt tray of cookies: regret
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Tweak: Alright, fake snow machine is ready!
Kwazii: LET'S GO!! *pulls the lever down completely*
Tweak: waiT NO-
Machine: *explodes, causing an insane amount of fake snow to covering the entire HQ in deep [fake] snow*
Kwazii: ha-
Kwazii: ohno-
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I'm still trying to figure out how to get my reach back here ^^;
I was doing so good before lol
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Interactions I've had in school
(Please note I'm the voice of reason in most of these)
ALSO EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMOTHER!!! ^^
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Kwazii: I got suspended
Barnacles: You got suspended!? How???
Kawaii: I tried to steal a urinal...
Barnacles: yoU TRIED TO STEAL A URINAL???
Kwazii: Keyword: TRIED
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Peso: Please stop eating the starburst wrappers...
Dashi: THEY ARE EDIBLE-
Peso: Just because they are safe for consumption doesn't mean they should BE CONSUMED
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Shellington: *goes nonverbal*
Tweak: Hey!
Shellington:
Tweak: Hey!!
Shellington: ...?
Tweak: Ohhh!!! We're playing the quiet game! Ok, bet!
*proceeds to not talk for the rest of the day thinking it's a game/challenge*
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Kwazii: Ow-
Peso: You good bro?
Kwazii: Ye, I just stabbed myself with a pencil
Peso, panicked: yOu GoOd BrUh?????
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Shellington: How dare you assume I'm Cis
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Kwazii, walking down the halls: Down with the cis! Down With The Cis!! DOWN WITH THE CIS!!!
Some random cishet guy: YEAH!! DOWN WITH THE SITH!!
Kwazii:
Kwazii under his breath: listen you discord mod wanna be-
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Some big + tall guy: *lunges forward suddenly trying to intimidate Dashi*
Dashi: *charges forward after him*
The guy: *runs in fear as Dashi chases him*
Barnacles: Haahaa, nice
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Shellington: These are my husbands: Kwazii, Peso, and Dashi ^^ (queer platonic relationship)
Shellington: And these are our adopted children
*takes a deep breath*
Tunip, Codish, Barrot, Grouber, Tominnow, Pikato, Halibeet, Sharchinni*, Perchkin, Yamchovy, Wallabaga, Charchard, Maccoli, Carprika, Albachoy, Salepeño, and Tardelery!!
Shellington: Am I forgetting any?
Kwazii, whispering: Vegi-bot
Shellington: VEGI-BOT!!
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Tweak: I take extreme pride and pleasure in being able to scare an entire football team just by existing
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Barnacles, thinking: this stress ball is pretty good! Super strong and resistant too. It won't break ^^
*2 minutes later*
Stress Ball, which is filled with liquid gel: *breaks, and spills all over Barnacles*
Barnacles: fuCK-
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*any vegimal after Sharchinni only appeared in the books
I hate to ask this, but if you see this post, can you please interact? I took a small break and my spread/reach went way down, and I'm not 100% sure as to why-
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I downloaded the Tumblr app to my phone and I'm trying to figure it out
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Peso: As you can see on this X-ray, this is how a tail should normally look
*shows an image of a tail with no breaks*
Peso: This, is how your tail looks
*shows an image of Kwazii's tail, which has been broken several times over and healed wrong*
Kwazii: I don't see the concern-
Peso: THERE IS ALL THE CONCERN-
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Barnacles: Alright, this is an easy mission, get on the island, get the creature to safety, get out. Easy
The universe: Haahaa get screwed
*makes everything insanely difficult*
Barnacles:
Barnacles: damnit
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Shellington: *eating seaweed*
Kwazii: What ya eating there?
Shellington, who's brain is running on autopilot: your mom
Kwazii: *fear and shock*
Tweak from across the hall: YES!!!
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Dashi: Alright, the discord server is finished, and I have all the roles set!
Barnacles: Thank you Dashi :)
Shellington: Dashi, quick question...
Dashi already knowing what he's going to ask: Yes?
Shellington: why is one of my roles "the one everyone sees as 'uwu baby, but is a feral gremlin'"?
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Professor Inkling: Alright, so as you can see, this book are organized by color, the information they hold, and their title in alphabetical order
Dashi, who is color blind and doesn't have her contacts in: Got it!
Kwazii, who struggles with dyslexia and has to say the entire alphabet to know what comes next: Definitely...
Shellington, who has been zoned out for the past few hours: Yeh-
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Tweak, modifying Shellington helmet: Alright, finished!
Shellington putting the helmet collar around his neck: Amazing! So, what did you do?
Tweak: I just reinforced the glass/plastic and added some support
Shellington: Oh, why did you do that?
Tweak: Well...
[Flashback to a few hours ago]
Peso: *having a panic attack*
Tweak: Peso! What happened?
Peso: SHELLINGTON MANAGED TO CRACK HIS HELMET AGAIN UNDERWATER AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS I THINK HE CRASHED THE GUP AGAIN BUT I DON'T KNOW AND-
[Flashback over]
Tweak: Uh, yeah, I just wanted to...
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Kwazii: I am going to put all of these marbles in my pocket, and then leave one in each room, just to confuse everyone
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My reach has tanked so much and idk what to do-
Ask are still open, and I'll be posting the rules + pinning them some point soon ^^
Ryla x Dashi?
Sure thing!!
I unfortunately don't know much about Ryla at the moment, so I apologize if this takes a while to make ^^"
(I also tossed in some headcanons if you squint)
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Dashi: *Showing Ryla all the pictures she has taken of the caves she's charted out*
Ryla: *pure adoration and love/care for Dashi*
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Ryla, re-dying her hair: Dashi, can you pass me the pink?
Dashi, who is color blind: *hands her purple/blue*
Ryla, who didn't check: Thanks ^^
*the next day*
Ryla: Dashi...
Dashi: Yes?
Ryla: This isn't pink
Dashi, putting on her glasses: Oh shit that isn't pink-
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Ryla, walking along a forest path: Hey Dashi, check out that cool tree! It kind of looks like a face...
Ryla, looking around: Uh, Dashi? DASHI!?
Dashi, who is far behind taking pictures of a flower: :)
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Ryla: Have gay friends / significant others is all fun and games until they see a mushroom and need to take pictures
Dashi, who's been taking pictures of mushrooms for the past 3 minutes: IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY RYLA!!
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Dashi: So, how did it go?
Ryla, covered in dirt and slightly scratched up: Perfectly fine!
Dashi: Do I need to check the camera you had me put in your helmet? ',:/
Ryla: ok what had happened was-
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Ryla: *climbing up a rope tower*
Some kid: *starts jumping on the base, cause the top to shake really hard*
Ryla: *throws a shoe at the kid, hitting them in the face*
Dashi: I'm so proud of you
**
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Ryla: If you try that again I'll place a spider on your pillow
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Ryla, holding a handful of moss: You want any?
Dashi, confused and concerned: I've known you for Shuichi years, and you still concern me to this day
Ryla: That doesn't answer the question
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Dashi: This is Shellington. I have (illegally) adopted him as my bother
Shellington: Wait you wha-
Ryla: AWW WELCOM TO THE FAMILY!!!
Shellington, even more confused: what's happening-
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Ryla, getting dog piled by the Vegimals: This is fine
Dashi: This is not fine-
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Tweak, setting up game night: Alright, ready for some Smash Bros?
Kwazii: HELL YES!!
Dashi: You bet >:)
Ryla: Definitely!
Barnacles, slowly backing away: this isn't going to end well...
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Dashi: I made you this bracelet! It has your pride colors and everything
Ryla: Thank you, but I'm not one to wear jewelry, especially with how it can get in the way with exploring
Dashi: It's ok, you don't have to wear it-
Ryla: No I wearing it forever back off
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Dashi: due to person reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box
Tweak: did Ryla say "I love you" and you said "thanks"?
Dashi: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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I apologize for how long this took ^^"
I lost motivation and was trying to find details on Ryla (which I hope I did her justice)
Requests are still open!!
(I do ships, scenarios, and more)
** [based on a time when I was climbing a really tall rope tower and a kid wouldn't stop jumping on the base, YELLING "Fall!! Fall!! Fall!!", so I almost threw my shoe at them. My friend (unfortunately) stopped me-]
What's up I'm burnt out and running out of ideas have a bunch of incorrect quotes while I struggle to write a character I don't know
Tw/Cw for light swearing, transphobia (in one quote) [will be indicated with ** ]
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Peso: Care to explain what happened this time?
Kwazii, who is being carried by Barnacles: Yesn't
Barnacles, concerned and confused: He just... flopped?
Peso: Flopped?
Barnacles: Flopped
Kwazii: Haa no bones day
Peso, panicking: what do you mean no bones day-
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Dashi holding onto her desk/station: Who taught Kwazii how to drive?
Kwazii yelling from the manual steering wheel: NO ONE!!! HAAAHAAAA!!!
*flips the Octopod*
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Shellington: In running some tests on the saliva found on the bottle, I was able to find who exactly drank from it!!
Professor Inkling, concerned: That's excellent, but... why??
Shellington, vibrating: no one drinks my chocolate milk-
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Barnacles: *lifts 400lbs without struggling*
Barnacles: See? Pretty easy!
Peso: Yes... easy...
Kwazii: HELL YEAH IT'S EASY!!!
Kwazii: *tries to lift a 200lb weight*
Kwaziis joints: *soft cracking sounds*
Peso:
Peso: ,':|
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**
Calico Jack: This is my grandson, Kwazii!!
Some transphobic ass: Isn't her name-
Calico Jack, grabbing their shirt collar with his hook: I said, this is my GRANDSON, Kwazii :)
Kwazii: :)
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Tweak, kicking in a door: I HAVE ARRIVED!!!
Barnacles, who is used to this: Hello Tweak
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I apologize for not posting in a while. I lost motivation big time, and am still trying to figure out how to write a character for one of my asks ^^'
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Professor Inkling centric
Tw/Cw for swearing
Also a little OOC for some ^^'
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Professor Inkling: I'm sorry, but I've looked through the entire library
Professor Inkling: I've looked in every book, checked every page
Professor Inkling: But I just can't find where I give a fuck
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Barnacles: Professor! I have a few questions to ask you
Professor Inkling: I could say the same to you, but you go first
Barnacles: Oh, go ahead!
Professor Inkling: Thank you, I was just wondering why I could hear you playing your accordion at 5am?
Barnacles:
Barnacles: 😶
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Professor Inkling: So, explain the premise of this game again?
Tweak: Alright, so it's kind of like Alchemy, you take these things, put them together, and it makes a new things. You can make anything!
Professor Inkling: That makes sense...
*Five hours later*
Tweak: Hey Professor, just checking...
Tweak:
Tweak: How the hell did you make an entire empire ruled by Cephalopods???
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Professor Inkling: Let me check my books...
Shellington: What are you looking for?
Professor Inkling: Well for one, how to get you on a proper sleep schedule...
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Shellington, triedly walking into the library at 3am: Professor? Why are you still awake??
Professor Inkling, wide awake: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct
Shellington, quickly turning around: Understood have a nice night-
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Professor Inkling: As you know, I am an Expert at Tentacle Wrestling!!
Kwazii: A professional you say...?
Kwazii: *pulls out a vacuum cleaner with pool noodles taped to the hose*
Kwazii: Let's see if you can wrestle THIS-
Professor Inkling, having done this before: Bring it >:/
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Headcanon that Professor Inkling is a parental figure to the entire crew and has learned internet culture from Dashi
Also that Kwazii will sometimes challenge him with odd contraptions they've made
I apologize for being inactive ^^'
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing
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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~
Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM
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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?
Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?
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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)
More sharks: Lunch is served >:3
Barnacles: I've got this!
Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*
Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...
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Kwazii: Balln't
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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!
Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-
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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!
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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...
Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur
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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes
Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes
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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well
Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?
Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-
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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?
Kwazii: Swords
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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you
May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌
You got it!! ^^
This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there
There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^
Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff
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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question
Peso: Um, sure, what is it?
Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart
Peso, flustered: wha-
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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?
Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for
Peso:
Kwazii:
Peso:
Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-
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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???
Peso: Yeah-
Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*
Peso:
Peso: why would you do that-
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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!
Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*
Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*
Kwazii:
Kwazii: I want that one >:3
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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!
The rest of the team: :0
Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!
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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-
Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no
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Peso: Are you ready to commit?
Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?
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Peso: Is something burning??
Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡
Kwazii:
Kwazii: And the toaster
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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!
Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?
Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3
Peso: ° - °
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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?
Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?
Peso: Yes?
Kwazii: I didn't
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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?
Peso: Yes, you're O+
Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-
Peso: Wait what happened-
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Peso: Kwazii no-
Kwazii: Kwazii yes
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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*
Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-
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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...
Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!
Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-
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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting
Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -
The teacher: ○ - ○
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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^
Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation
Peso: no-
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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?
Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?
Peso, scared: Wait, what-?
Kwazii: Night Peso!!
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Fun facts!!
Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)
When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own
Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'
I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^
Requests are still open ^^
Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?
You got it! ^^
Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)
Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"
Tw/Cw for swearing
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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3
Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least
Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??
Kwazii:
Kwazii: is it working-
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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand
Kwazii, confused: Ok????
Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*
Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??
Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1
Kwazii:
Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)
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Kwazii: So, she kissed me
Barnacles: And you kissed her back?
Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???
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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.
Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement
Kwazii: Aww, thanks-
Tweak: and short
Kwazii:
Kwazii: >:/
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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-
Tweak: ...
Tweak: Fuck where did it go?
Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Tweak: Remember what I told you
Kwazii: I love you
Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B
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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made
Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks
Tweak:
Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag
Tweak: But now I'm interested...
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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!
Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?
Kwazii: Next question!
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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!
Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish
Tweak:
Tweak: and a complete train wreck...
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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T
Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??
Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!
Shellington laughing in the back: >:3
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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??
Tweak: Of course
Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-
Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new
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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?
Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild
Tweak: Really? What kind?
Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place
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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?
Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-
Kwazii: And?
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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you
Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!
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Kwazii: We had a date planned!
Tweak, confused: What date???
Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*
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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^
Requests are still open :>
More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is struggling
(Also, I do take incorrect quote + headcanon/scenario requests!!! I do Individual, shipping*, and more** ^^)
[*yes that includes poly ships, rarepairs, and more, as long as they aren't illegal/abusive/toxic]
[**if I don't know the character I'll do some research on them, but I can't promise it will be 100% accurate]
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Professor Inkling: Alright, this is a fairly simple question, I just need your honest answer
Dashi, who's only slept an hour: sure
Professor Inkling: What were you doing last night that lead to you only getting an hour of sleep?
Dashi, who spent the entire night editing photos/videos and texting Tweak: • - •,
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Shellington: *face down on his desk*
Barnacles: Is he dead?
Peso: maybe
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Tweak: As you can see, the average amount of gup crashes has gone down this month!
Barnacles: Really? That's amazing! What caused it?
Tweak: Well Shellington hasn't driven any of the gups alone
Shellington: I'm not that reckless!
Tweak: Why don't we ask the Gup D what they think?
Shellington: ...
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Kwazii: I think I'm falling for you
Shellington, still oblivious: Then get up. Here I'll help you-
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions
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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!
Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*
Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*
Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*
Peso: *panic bangades a chair*
Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*
Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*
Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•
Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
Tweak: *jumps on table*
Peso: *jumps into water*
Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*
Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*
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Tweak: fuck
Barnacles: Language
Tweak: fuck-eth
Barnacles: No-
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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking
Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING
Barnacles: Yes, and-
Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*
Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*
Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave
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I'm running out of ideas again T~T
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes
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Kwazii: You can de-escalate anything by saying "are we about to kiss"
Kwazii: But not crashing the gup
Kwazii: That will get a wrench thrown at you
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Barnacles: We have to appreciate the smaller things in life
Dashi, in tears: I love and appreciate you Peso
Peso: What
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Professor Inkling: *sounds Octoalert*
Barnacles: Is everything ok Professor?
Professor Inkling: Yes, but I found our next mission
Kwazii: Is it a new monster to hunt!?
Dashi: New creatures to photograph?
Shellington: Something new to study?
Professor Inkling: No.
Professor Inkling: Therapy.
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Tweak, trying to bake a cake: Just add some of sugar, mix, and it's good to bake!
*2 hours later*
Tweak: I made this cake for you ^^
Dashi: Aww, thanks!
Dashi:
Dashi: why is it salty-
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Kwazii: I have a new kid
Barnacles: another turtle or dolphin?
Kwazii: no
Kwazii: *holds up a large raccoon*
Kwazii: his name is Patchy
Barnacles: why do you keep doing this?
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Peso: What are you listening to?
Dashi: Here, listen!
Peso:
Peso: What is this?
Dashi: no clue
(She was listening to glitchcore)
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Headcanon that Kwazii will randomly bring back baby animals because they follow them
Also that Tweak struggles to tell salt and sugar apart, even if they are in different containers (like one is a duck and the other is a mouse)