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wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

In high society, one is expected to have one’s horns cut and filed routinely. Overgrown horns can be a hazard to oneself and others, so to let them grow out is viewed as a sign of carelessness and antisocial tendencies. Should one be away from home, say, on a prolonged naval voyage, portable horn trimming kits are a must! One wouldn’t want to return home from travel looking like an unruly beast!

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Been thinking nonstop about Mabel playing matchmaker for Ford and Mcgucket after reading the missing journal 3 pages. She makes a detailed presentation to convince Ford it’s worth a shot. She does a makeover montage for Mcgucket. Stan helps her because he’s sick of watching of Ford get in the way of his own happiness. May or may not even be writing a fic about it.

The roses are actually gizmos (cameras? communication devices? Lasers? Doesn’t matter) he made because he knew Ford wouldn’t care about flowers.

Also you can see me realize in real time how crazy Fiddleford’s posture is in the show and that something must be done about it. Give this man a mobility aide. And a house.

tumblr just deleted a huge swathe of palestinians who were on here trying to fundraise. if you've been helping any of these fundraisers please take this time to 1) check in with palestinians you're in contact with 2) help them submit support requests if needed 3) keep these campaigns circulating while the beneficiaries are being silenced. these campaigns are life or death, this isn't just social networking. do not let these fundraisers languish.

When the party says you can’t cast Skull Explosion Spell™

I saw the Tennis Boy post and wanted to draw him on the train to work. but I’ve been watching a lot of dunmeshi lately so I decided to make it Marcille.

(Spoilers for The Book of Bill and Thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com)

I know we've all been having a lot of fun with the idea that Bill and Ford are bitter-exes-coded, but I just can't ignore the less fun, more sad interpretation. Ford's entries in BoB read so much like someone recovering from an abusive relationship- the fear that they will reenter your life, the desperate attempts to keep them away from your loved ones, the relief at realizing they don't have power over you anymore. He didn't tell anyone about it because he was ashamed at himself for being taken advantage of! He blamed himself! And then of course, there's this bit from the website:

And as much as I enjoy the shitposts, I just want to take a moment to appreciate this really heartwarming story Alex is telling about Ford's healing from what Bill did to him. And seeing Stan, Dipper, and Mabel supporting him in this makes me so emotional 🥹 He thought Bill took everything from him, but he was able to rebuild his life for the better. And all because he had his family to help him. UGH!

John and Mal Chapter 1, page 9- What IS her deal???

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You would had to have seen her 🥺

The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)

Reblog if you’re a literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, or a narcotic parody of sex!!!

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