James [coming In]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

chat this is me coming out…. AS AN AMORTENTIA TAG LOVER. like i’m rubbing my hands together getting all cozy coz i already KNOW it’s going to be a BANGER. i looooove seeing it tagged like… you know what HELL yeah!!!

James, trying to teach Remus: step one of flirting, eye contact.

Remus: I am...intensely.

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Sirius: Remus, why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?

oh, please

we all know that the real casanova of gryffindor tower is mary macdonald

this is so barty core

Evan: You know, Regulus gives Potter flowers all the time. I wish you’d do that too.

Barty: Whatever you say, love.

*sometime later*

Barty: Here you go.

James, holding flowers: Thank you??

Barty: I’m as confused as you are.

this is how all my book planning goes and then i get confused when i try and figure out where i’m going with the fic… anyways i did quit writing that so feel free to do whatever with it!

Sirius: I'm getting married

Remus: oh who's stupid enough to-

Sirius, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: to you. sign here.

Wolfstar is my serotonin, dopamine, endorphins, and emotional support illegal substance.

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

People say that Wolfstar never happened in canon and yet every cell in my body disagrees.