People Say That Wolfstar Never Happened In Canon And Yet Every Cell In My Body Disagrees.

jegulus raising harry w barty babysitting

barty: okay, little guy, what's that word you're going to call your papa!?

two yr old harry: stinky!

barty: perfect! and the word for your dad?

harry: asshole!

barty: nice! amazing! perfect! you're ready to go home!

evan:

barty:

I can’t imagine being finney and the one time you crash out on the phone is to vance mf hopper…

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days

How do I let my teacher know just why The Black Phone is in my top 3 movies without letting slip the 10 fanfics i’ve written…

An early valentines post :)

REMINDER TO EVERYONE IN THE MARAUDERS FANDOM THAT IT WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT THEM

i love a wolfstar fic where remus is a weird loser but sirius just has no idea. he’s talking to everyone about how cool and suave remus is and everyone is like “really?? remus? are you sure?” 

remus keeps saying nerdy shit and sirius is just like “i’ve never met a man with game like this!”