REMINDER TO EVERYONE IN THE MARAUDERS FANDOM THAT IT WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT THEM

why does school need to exist i JUST got to the good part in a fic and now i have to do work??? what the fuck.

being a marauders fan also comes with genuinely becoming obsessed with david bowie and his music

Lily: I was late by three minutes today

Lily: I guess you could call me a real baddie, a rebel if I may

Remus: Such a rebel

Remus: I was late by forty minutes

Lily: Woah… okay no need to flex your rebelness on me

oh, please

we all know that the real casanova of gryffindor tower is mary macdonald

who can relate

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

this is so barty core

Evan: You know, Regulus gives Potter flowers all the time. I wish you’d do that too.

Barty: Whatever you say, love.

*sometime later*

Barty: Here you go.

James, holding flowers: Thank you??

Barty: I’m as confused as you are.

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

The internet was supposed to be a place for connection and creativity. But it’s being flooded with AI text, algorithmic hostility, and platforms turning against the creatives who made them vibrant in the first place.

Tech giants have gone all-in on AI at creators’ expense. Google’s AI is baked into everything, prioritizing machine-generated slop over human work. Microsoft Word now suggests AI-generated “improvements” on every new line.

The Trump administration’s massive AI investment means there’s little incentive for tech giants to slow down the exploitation anytime soon. (Meta? Just caught training AI on 81.7 TB of pirated books.)

Big tech isn’t waiting for legal mandates to censor content—its platforms are restricting creative expression to appease political and corporate pressure, manufacturing consent in real time.

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- The Ellipsus Team xo