Alienjamesp - AlienStag 😲👽

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

why was my walk home lowkey giving robin from the black phone…

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

evan:

barty:

Sirius: I'm getting married

Remus: oh who's stupid enough to-

Sirius, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: to you. sign here.

this is so barty core

Evan: You know, Regulus gives Potter flowers all the time. I wish you’d do that too.

Barty: Whatever you say, love.

*sometime later*

Barty: Here you go.

James, holding flowers: Thank you??

Barty: I’m as confused as you are.

my moms watching the hunger games and all i can think of is crimson rivers… 🙁

why does school need to exist i JUST got to the good part in a fic and now i have to do work??? what the fuck.