Alienjamesp - AlienStag 😲👽

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

evan:

barty:

being a marauders fan also comes with genuinely becoming obsessed with david bowie and his music

I’m one more Regulus Black Slytherin Boy video from crashing out

Trying to write my english essay but the fanfic i’m writing keeps calling my name…

People say that Wolfstar never happened in canon and yet every cell in my body disagrees.

college au where regulus is absolutely awful at math and goes to the library every day trying to study with no success.

one day, after a coffee break, he goes back to his desk only to find mocking and kinda flirty notes (but with the right answers!) all over his books. this thing keeps happening at least twice a week and every time the notes are more flirtatious and regulus will never admit it but he likes it a bit too much.

so he starts writing short answers on his own book, effectively starting a very non conventional conversation with the mysterious person who keeps entertaining him.

imagine his surprise when one day during his break the coffee shop is closed and he goes back to the library only to find soccer team captain james potter writing on his book with a minecraft pencil.

how to tell the difference between romantic and platonic feelings for dummies 101 thank you and goodnight