Latest Posts by alienjamesp - Page 2

James, trying to teach Remus: step one of flirting, eye contact.

Remus: I am...intensely.

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Sirius: Remus, why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?

pining...... so much pining.........

why was my walk home lowkey giving robin from the black phone…

my moms watching the hunger games and all i can think of is crimson rivers… 🙁

How do I let my teacher know just why The Black Phone is in my top 3 movies without letting slip the 10 fanfics i’ve written…

Trying to write my english essay but the fanfic i’m writing keeps calling my name…

REMINDER TO EVERYONE IN THE MARAUDERS FANDOM THAT IT WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT THEM

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

I’m one more Regulus Black Slytherin Boy video from crashing out

being a marauders fan also comes with genuinely becoming obsessed with david bowie and his music

james potter when regulus black sits an exam

oh, please

we all know that the real casanova of gryffindor tower is mary macdonald

i actually can’t can we please popularize the black phone again i NEED brance fanfics to be back… i can only find ones on wattpad and i swear i’ve read them all… recommendations are greatly appreciated round here…

I can’t imagine being finney and the one time you crash out on the phone is to vance mf hopper…

An early valentines post :)

i love a wolfstar fic where remus is a weird loser but sirius just has no idea. he’s talking to everyone about how cool and suave remus is and everyone is like “really?? remus? are you sure?” 

remus keeps saying nerdy shit and sirius is just like “i’ve never met a man with game like this!”

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

can we please revive the black phone fandom i need it back please please please please please please please please

The internet was supposed to be a place for connection and creativity. But it’s being flooded with AI text, algorithmic hostility, and platforms turning against the creatives who made them vibrant in the first place.

Tech giants have gone all-in on AI at creators’ expense. Google’s AI is baked into everything, prioritizing machine-generated slop over human work. Microsoft Word now suggests AI-generated “improvements” on every new line.

The Trump administration’s massive AI investment means there’s little incentive for tech giants to slow down the exploitation anytime soon. (Meta? Just caught training AI on 81.7 TB of pirated books.)

Big tech isn’t waiting for legal mandates to censor content—its platforms are restricting creative expression to appease political and corporate pressure, manufacturing consent in real time.

Read our full post over on the blog!

- The Ellipsus Team xo

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Marauder brainrotted so hard i dreamt a whole wolfstar fic

james potter flirts like he ran out of diamonds on episode

college au where regulus is absolutely awful at math and goes to the library every day trying to study with no success.

one day, after a coffee break, he goes back to his desk only to find mocking and kinda flirty notes (but with the right answers!) all over his books. this thing keeps happening at least twice a week and every time the notes are more flirtatious and regulus will never admit it but he likes it a bit too much.

so he starts writing short answers on his own book, effectively starting a very non conventional conversation with the mysterious person who keeps entertaining him.

imagine his surprise when one day during his break the coffee shop is closed and he goes back to the library only to find soccer team captain james potter writing on his book with a minecraft pencil.

jegulus raising harry w barty babysitting

barty: okay, little guy, what's that word you're going to call your papa!?

two yr old harry: stinky!

barty: perfect! and the word for your dad?

harry: asshole!

barty: nice! amazing! perfect! you're ready to go home!

I don't think people who don't like Jily get Lily like I do because she was abandoned by two of the people she loved the most in the world: her big sister, Petunia, who gave up on her just because she was different and was most definitely envious of her, and her childhood best friend, Severus, who she had always found comfort in when things weren't right but ultimately chose his blood supremacy beliefs over their shared love and pain. And then there's James Potter, who despite everything (despite Lily purposely pushing him away for years) never gave up on her. Instead, he grew into the kind of person who could stand by her side. Even until the end, he gave up his last breath to defend her and their son because he loved her more than life itself. And that’s why Jily is so wonderful: because James was everything Lily needed but never thought she’d have.

Sirius: I'm getting married

Remus: oh who's stupid enough to-

Sirius, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: to you. sign here.

Lily: I was late by three minutes today

Lily: I guess you could call me a real baddie, a rebel if I may

Remus: Such a rebel

Remus: I was late by forty minutes

Lily: Woah… okay no need to flex your rebelness on me

James, holding out a box of cigarettes: You want one?

Remus: I didn’t know you smoked?

James: I don’t.

He turns the box label up and it’s just Popey’s Candy Sticks